How many heroines are there? Uh... The author doesn't know. I'll just write as much as I can. [The protagonist of this work doesn't have a cheat code. The only thing he has is the foresight of a time traveler.] This work contains four elements in one: [funny, romance, battle of wits, and passion]. If you like this work, you can take a look.

Two years ago, Li Ze, who was worth trillions of yuan, chose to retire; and farm and fish in the mountains every day. That day, a drunken girl went to the wrong room.

Two years later, the girl who went to the wrong room suddenly came to the door with her twin daughters. Li Ze didn't expect that this girl was a popular actress, Reba. Reba, who originally just wanted to find someone to take care of the child, changed the lives of herself and her daughter because of this action. From that day on, Reba found that her originally bumpy career had become extremely smooth.

Reba: "Daughter, tell mom the truth, is your father really a fish seller?"

(This book has no reading threshold, with 2 million words serialized and 10,000+ football articles subscribed, the quality of the characters is guaranteed!)

Sitting on the bench of Utrecht II, Tang Ye, knowing that he had no hope of playing, chose to play badly, but who knew that at this time, the old Deng reversal system suddenly came.

[This year is 2036. At the age of 37, you retired in disgrace in the China League One and became a football commentator, enjoying smearing stars. Watching the talented teenagers on TV showing themselves in the five major leagues, you suddenly felt a little regretful, feeling that time can't be repeated]

[You looked down at your body and felt a little regretful for not fully realizing your talent during your time as a player, so you made up your mind to retire and come back]

[Appeared in the warm-up match, reward:...]

What, 37 years old?

Nonsense, I'm only 16 this year!

Retire and come back?

Anyway, I've been on the bench for thousands of years, and suddenly playing can really be said to be a comeback, right?

[Middle-aged people are prone to bone problems when playing football, and you got a reward: bone density hyperplasia capsules! 】

【Middle-aged people’s reactions are not as fast as mine, you get a reward: the reaction speed of an 18-year-old! 】

The reaction speed of an 18-year-old?

No!

I only want the reaction speed of a 16-year-old!

…

Lin Xiaofan traveled through time. While others relied on spiritual roots, skills, and elixirs to cultivate immortality, he was bound to an "unorthodox immortality cultivation system" with a strange style. From then on, his path to immortality was left with only a brick!

Yes, you heard it right, it is that ordinary and plain brick!

Fight? Bricks! Healing? Bricks! Scare inner disciples? Bricks again! The system tasks are even more varied: "Use bricks to gently heal the injured fox spirit"? "Let the cold inner disciples deeply understand the way of bricks"? Lin Xiaofan said he was helpless, but he also enjoyed the pleasure of "conquering others with virtue" with bricks.

Let's see how an internet geek, holding a brick and stepping on "improper", walks out a path of "becoming immortal with a brick" that has never been seen before and will never be seen again in the world of immortal cultivation! Hilarious immortal cultivation, starting with a brick!

Lin Xiao thought that he would just eat and wait for death by clinging to Reba's thighs all his life. But at this moment, the cheat that was over 20 years late came.

Ding, the happy life system is bound. Choice 1: All money is bet on Changxing Electronics. It is recommended to hold it for one day, and the expected return on investment is 300%. Choice 2: Who cares, continue to eat and wait for death, the system will unbind and you will not be able to eat four dishes in your life. Lin Chuan had no choice and immediately took a big one. He directly bet all his assets together with Reba's small treasury. The novel is purely fictional and any similarity is purely coincidental.

[No system + Easy and funny + Sand sculpture + Invincible.]

"Fairy Qingyao, I heard that your ability to overcome the tribulation and become an immortal is inseparable from the help of your senior brother."

"That's right."

"Then may I ask, what kind of person is your senior brother?"

"Him?"

"... He sells chili powder as love powder. He relies on his status as a true disciple to collect protection fees from outer disciples. He uses his powerful cultivation to oppress low-level cultivators and force them to buy and sell... In short, he is a despicable and insidious villain. If you meet him, remember to stay away from him."

Good news, I have traveled to Douluo Continent

Bad news, level 2 innate soul power, willow stick for martial spirit

Good news, there is a system

Bad news, it is a system for cultivating top students

Chen Ping: What kind of system is it if it can't be added!

System: Boss, cultivation, three points practice, seven points eat, and the remaining ninety points are given to the top students' black technology. If you succeed, you will ascend to the God Realm with Nine Dragons protecting your body, and if you lose, you will ascend to the underworld with Nine Dragons pulling coffins. Now let me see where your limit is!

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God Realm, in front of the Sea God Temple.

Chen Ping, who was covered in blood, sighed and sighed. Finally, although he only had level 2 innate soul power, he still killed here.

Looking at the pale and shaking God King on the throne, Chen Ping raised his hand and held the long stick in his palm.

And Chen Ping's system elf had already broken out of his body before Chen Ping, holding the same long stick in Chen Ping's hand, and saluted Chen Ping.

"Boss, let me introduce myself. I was devoured by him and more than 90% of the world will of Douluo Star. I have only one mission now, which is to beat the God King until he screams!"

"One stick hits the legs to prevent him from running away, and two sticks hit the mouth to prevent him from begging for mercy. I attack with speed, swing the stick with strength, lift my feet with accuracy, swing my fists with angles, and each stick has attitude. Please rest assured, boss."

When she woke up, Su Qiu became a young girl participating in a blind box romance show.

The sleep system is bound to the beginning. As long as you sleep enough, you can get rewards.

Other male guests have crazy concave characters, Su Qiu sleeps like crazy

Get an hour's sleep and get master knife skills.

Sleep for ten hours and get the instrument master.

Sleep for 100 hours and get a god-level singing voice.

Reba: "Su Qiu, let's go to the night market."

Su Qiu: "No, I want to sleep."

Reba: "Su Qiu, let's go make a roller coaster?"

Su Qiu: "No, I want to sleep."

Reba: "Then let's go to the beach. I bought a nice swimsuit."

Su Qiu: "No, I want to sleep."

Reba was so angry that she cried when she said, "I want to sleep."

In the shadow of the green lantern, Carl tapped Voldemort's diary with a hook stained with evil despair.

"Poor lonely ghost, you are mine, come out and play, how are we going to carry out this pleasant torture?"

On the day when the owl delivered the Hogwarts admission letter, Carl was excited, but also glad that he did not choose "Harry Potter" when he copied books to make money. He was just one step away from biting into the special melon of Avada. After Professor McGonagall arrived, Carl discovered his talent (external plug-in): "Detect Minerva McGonagall, Animagus Transformation... Match Nidalee, Vastaya Xayah Transformation..."

It is understandable that they can transform into a cat, but why did Professor Snape match Viego? "Forever lost my love! Defeat with a single glance!

Good news: Reborn in Douluo Continent! Bad news: The spirit is actually Blue Silver Grass! Good news: You can choose your own spirit skills! Another bad news: You have to practice to level 10 before you can choose! Tang San: "Why is his Blue Silver Grass so strong? I can't beat it at all, it's much bigger than mine!" Yu Xiaogang: "It's unscientific! Why can't the disciples I teach be better than the useless spirit Blue Silver Grass!"... Let's see how Ye Lan, who awakened the useless spirit Blue Silver Grass, combines various spirit skills to dominate the Douluo Continent and embark on the road to becoming a god. (Anti-Tang San, anti-Yu Xiaogang)