Time travel happens every year, and this year it's my turn.

In order to catch up with the fashion of time travel, Wu Si split into thousands and went to the heavens and the worlds as passers-by.

Urban Wu Si: "Passers-by? Let's get to know the rich second generation."

Wu Si, the martial arts master: "Have you ever seen a passer-by in Kyushu with a cold sword?"

Ninja Wu Si: "Although he was a little late in his career, as a man of Hokage, he is the best dancer."

Pirate Wu Si: "As the leader of the revolutionary army, I am just low-key."

Death God Wu Si: "The sea of ​​death and fire cannot be without me!"

Dragon Ball Wu Si: "Dad is here, everyone, call him dad quickly."

Ultraman Wu Si, Journey to the West Wu Si, and Primordial Wu Si just smiled, they didn't say anything

The young man Lin Hai in the future traveled to the world of the Siheyuan. He knew that a courtyard full of birds was not a place to stay for long, so he moved out without hesitation.

Yi Zhonghai: "Lin Hai, the old lady's urinal......

Lin Hai: "Don't even think about it, I'm moving."

Yi Zhonghai: "…………"

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

[No female protagonist][Making trouble][Not a serious article]

What bad intentions could Black Zetsu have? Black Zetsu only wanted to save his mother.

How can this be called deception? This is the exposure of the unknown truth!

In this world full of love, everything is possible.

So - why didn't Danzo get married? Why did Scorpion of the Red Sand recognize the thief as his father? The real reason why Uchiha Madara ran away?

There must be a sad truth behind all of this. [PS. Black Zetsu background board]

"So you're saying that the world is going to end, so you want to steal a rocket?"

"That's really interesting. I've caught people who robbed gold shops, banks, and even trains, but I've never caught people who robbed rockets."

"What do you think? Even if you really managed to steal a rocket, would you be able to drive it?"

Lin Xu, who was sitting opposite the man, nodded slowly.

"Yes."

"Really, I've driven it countless times."

"Also, you guys really need to hurry up, I don't have time."

"No time?"

The man laughed.

"Are you busy?"

"Very busy."

Lin Xu nodded.

"I have to go destroy the next world."

[Already fat and ready to be slaughtered] [Daily life in the era] + [Hunting in the mountains] + [Assistance system] + [Single female lead] + [Relaxed and funny]

My name is Ma Hu, the same as Ma Hu.

In my previous life, I was very poor because of raising dogs, and eventually died at the hands of a wild boar.

Reborn in 1986, he faced a lame father, a hardworking mother, a dilapidated old house, and a third sister wearing an old cotton-padded jacket.

I decided to keep dogs for the rest of my life, so I started by taking my dog, Huang, to hunt black bears.

Introduction to the work "Heavenly Black Household: I Open a Money House in the Immortal World (Also known as: Financial Consumer Terminator):

[System + Time Travel + Financial War + Darkness + Anti-Routine Harvesting] When 996 office worker Chu Xinghe traveled through the fairyland with the financial big data system, he found himself a black household in the Heavenly Dao credit system - he had no spiritual roots, could not practice, and even breathing was subject to "spiritual energy tax". He took out a calculator with a grim smile: "Playing with me? Let me show you a real dimensionality reduction attack!"

At the beginning, he mortgaged the flying sword of the Sword Immortal to make a "routine loan" and used leverage to pry the Danzong's ten thousand-year inventory; in the middle term, he issued "merit coins" to harvest incense and faith, and used short selling to exploit the thousand-year treasures of the Dragon Palace; in the later stage, he directly triggered the financial crisis of the fairy world, making the immortals and Buddhas in the sky kneel down and beg him to do debt restructuring! When the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace was put up for judicial auction, when the Demon Lord cried and signed a trillion soul gambling agreement, Chu Xinghe stepped on the fragments of the Heavenly Law and laughed: "Who still cultivates immortality these days? Finance is the source of all things!"

The three hundred years of planning hides a shocking reversal: the so-called system is actually the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, and all plunder will eventually feed back to the rules. Chu Xinghe tore up the contract at the highest level of the Zhutian Exchange, and millions of photo stones simultaneously broadcast evidence of the Heavenly Dao manipulating the catastrophe. "Consumer rights? I am the biggest dealer!"

When the last Immortal Emperor signed the equity transfer agreement with trembling hands, the plaque of the bank suddenly turned into a golden list of heaven: [Everything can be securitized, and all living beings are holders]. This is a bloody epic of capital locusts gnawing at the immortal world, and it is also the ultimate counterattack launched by financial evil spirits against the outdated rules! Click to witness: How to pry apart the thirty-three heavens with an abacus!

I, Wang Luowei, traveled to the "healthy, sunny, and positive" world of Hengsan, and became the Herrscher of Corrosion that I hate the most! Never mind, since I am here, I'll make the best of it. My family, let's take a look at the world in the distance. Wait, where is this? Siberia in 2000?

[All people cultivate] [Decisive killing] [Passionate counterattack] [Abstract hilarious] [Old 6 system] [Single female lead] [Partial group portrait] [Rest assured, absolutely no scam]

The 529th year of the Xiuzhen calendar.

When Yun Mochen woke up, he unexpectedly awakened a system that could make him stronger by absorbing blood and energy.

However, what troubled him was that his girlfriend, whom he had been in love with for three months, was actually the daughter of Emperor Zhu, one of the five major imperial clans of cultivation.

What’s more important is that his father, the emperor, actually came to his house directly!

Faced with such a desperate situation, Yun Mochen, who placed his hope on the system, decisively started a six-draw streak. The result:

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for drawing the task penalty. Please complete it on time~"

【Mission: confront her father.】

[Mission failed: Neck is ten centimeters shorter.]

[Mission successful: reward: a God-level foundation-building pill! ]

？？？

Ten centimeters would make it a goblin!

Yun Mochen's mouth twitched: "Dog system... suits my taste!"

……

Aliens are everywhere in the world.

"Hehehe...Human boy, I have already broken your spear skills and destroyed your spear, why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy?"

The young man in white threw away the broken gun, picked up a long sword from the ground, and smiled coldly:

"Gun repair? That's just my hobby."

"Look carefully, your Grandpa Yun is a sword immortal!"

"What?!"

……

Many years later.

Yun Mochen and his girlfriend enter the world of gods, demons, immortals and ghosts.

Facing a terrifying army of tens of millions of people as if they were seeing a powerful enemy.

Yun Mochen smiled slightly:

"Don't get me wrong, I just want your world to prostrate itself before mine... ahem, world peace."

Lu Yuan traveled through the fantasy world and became the leader of the Daluo Sect.

Although it is said that every traveler has an over-standard system, Lu Yuan feels that his golden finger is too over-standard.

Looking at the first task released by the system, he fell into deep thought.

"In one month, accept a new disciple and make him break through the foundation-building period. The task specifies the skill [Dapin Tianxian Jue]!"

Lu Yuan: Dapin Tianxian Jue? Monkey's skill? Is it the first skill of the Three Realms that is said to be a three-year Tianxian and a five-year Jinxian?

In one month, even a dog can break through the foundation-building period!

Lu Yuan: Steady!!!

...

Chen Nanxuan reborn, in the previous life, he was a great immortal who crossed the tribulation, but because his foundation was unstable, he practiced greedy and recklessly and died under the heavenly tribulation.

In this life, he must take one step at a time, and in each realm, he must lay a solid foundation before looking for a breakthrough!

The skills of the previous life were in his heart. Chen Nanxuan joined the Daluo Sect. He just wanted to find a sect to develop himself. He didn't need any resources to live again.

When his master gave him the Great Heavenly Immortal Technique, Chen Nanxuan accepted it on the surface, but threw it aside.

A month later, Lu Yuan looked at Chen Nanxuan, who was still at the third level of Qi Refining, and fell into confusion.

"Why don't you practice the technique that your master gave you?"

Chen Nanxuan: Why should I, Chen Nanxuan, explain to you what I do?

...

N years later, looking at the disciples of Daluo Sect who did their own thing, none of them completed any of the system tasks.

Lu Yuan flipped the table.

Fuck all of you, whoever wants to practice this immortal can practice it, you can't complete any of the stupid tasks!

What your master taught you are all real things, you don't want to learn any of them, right? Get out, all of you!