"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"

"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"

"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"

...

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"

...

"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."

"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"

...

"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"

"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—

and brings a whole new style to the school.

After waking up, Qin Jiang traveled through time!

He accidentally became a Chinese medicine practitioner, and also participated in a 24-hour live talent show!

Just when Qin Jiang was confused, he awakened the [Straightforward Old Chinese Medicine Practitioner System]!

As long as he can speak the cause of the patient's illness, he can get a generous reward!

So, for the generous reward... No, in order to cure diseases and save lives, Qin Jiang highlighted a straight talk in the live broadcast room!

The female student has anorexia?

"Congratulations, girl, it's a happy pulse!"

[Ding! Complete the task, reward the host: a luxurious sea view villa]

...

Looking at the rich rewards given by the system, Qin Jiang is determined to become a good Chinese medicine practitioner who saves the world!

Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd

"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."

Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."

"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"

Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."

...

[Universal Experience Points +10]

Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.

Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.

"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"

Hestia: So, why do I feel my favor in you?

Charles: It's to blame, that Mr. Rabbit who came to me in a dream seven years ago.

Hestia: That's not a reason for you to kill gods many times, and now I'm more famous in the Celestial Realm than Loki!

Charles: Don't mention that, Freya called! As a member of the Meijin family, it's time for me to go to work!

Freya: Don't come here!

Charles: Don't panic! This attribute stacked by [Heart Steel] + [Soul Draining Strike] + [Flesh Puppet] + [Feast] will never lose!

FF: What's this week?

Charles: [Best Sixth Man] + [Spring Water Commander] + [Battlefield Sixth] + [Looking Back] + [Returning to My Hometown to Get Married]

Provincial Stream: This book is also known as: I was the sixth child in the dark faction, my skills are not very serious, and about pretending to be Bell to fool my aunt and sticking to that incident

[Save the World by Playing Cards] [Yu-Gi-Oh!]

(With millions of original world Yu-Gi-Oh! experience)

In Biantana, duels will accumulate card spirits.

Low-level spirit Gray Flowing Beauty: Only projection

Intermediate spirit: Smile with contempt

Advanced spirit: Mid-air crows fly to whirlwind kick, after clearing the opponent's effect, give a middle finger.

Epic Gray Flowing Beauty: Want to drink water? Cleared! Want to cry? Cleared!

On the field, Li Guanqi held up [Super Fusion]: "Release the Ultimate Power!"

"Use Yubel and all effect monsters on the field as materials."

"Absolutely invincible!"

"Fusion Summon!"

For a moment, lightning and thunder, the sky and the earth spun, and the storm swept the entire venue. Many audiences had the illusion of souls leaving their bodies.

"Quack! What a strong spirit!"

"No, the audience also melted?"

[Villain] + [Invincible] + [School Beauty] + [Anti-routine]

Mu An traveled to a world consisting of multiple urban cool novels.

Even though he has the best looks, great wealth and power, he is destined to become a stepping stone for many protagonists to show off and get slapped in the face, and finally end up with his family broken up?

Fortunately, the destiny villain system was loaded successfully. As long as you cause the heroine's emotions to fluctuate, you can get countless rewards.

Even includes plots about the future!

The protagonist of the regretful article: "The treasure girl will be mine, and that rich second generation is nothing... No, why did he become the final winner? Even Bai Yueguang likes him?"

Crooked-Mouth Dragon King: "When I complete the test of forbearance and become the new master of the Dragon King Palace, I will destroy his family... What? He is the next master of the Dragon King Palace? I am just a Joker who loves to dance?"

The master came down the mountain: "I am the unparalleled doctor and martial artist, the personal master of the school beauty. It is your honor to slap you in the face... Damn it! I thought I was pretending well enough, but I didn't expect that he was the ancestor of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!"

Mu An smiled slightly.

Sorry, I'm a professional villain!

(Long novel, slow-paced, family-oriented + private + daily life focus + OOC warning + minor timeline adjustments. If you mind these, please skip. The protagonist group remains strong, regrets are resolved, and the protagonist does not fall in love.)

Bad news: Jian Yun blew himself up in his sect, ended up in a godforsaken place, and picked up a sixteen-year-old boy who introduced himself as Tom Riddle.

Good news: Jian Yun has plenty of treasures in his ring—more than enough to make his family rich.

Later, Jian Yun became the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts and led the young wizards down an irreversible path to power.

Who was it that forced the school board to urgently ban sword flying over the castle?

Who made Professor Snape declare that using cauldrons to cook hot pot is strictly prohibited?

Who caused Hogwarts to forbid little wizards from using lightning magic on ghosts?

Who covered the castle in hidden weapons, turning Death Eaters into unwitting victims?

Riddle and the Savior stood together, sighing:

"Did someone else do this? How can they be so stupid?"

As a student, Voldemort accidentally developed schizophrenia. After an incident, he and his secondary personality split apart. Fifty years later, he returned in a new body—only to find another person had taken everything he once desired. But the one responsible for it all simply scoffed:

"A rat in the gutter doesn’t deserve love."

Tom asked him seriously:

"Can you teach me what it means to love someone?"

After the war, Lily and Ariana became best friends.

Dumbledore and Grindelwald argued over sweet vs. salty tofu pudding.

And Professor Snape? He simply added a spoonful of chili oil to his bowl.

(tried manually fixing translation issues in the desc, and I'm never doing it again, took me 15 mins lol)

Shane traveled to the world of swords and magic.

In this life, he only wanted to learn magic quietly and then marry a young and beautiful female elf.

But he never expected that he would accidentally become the successor of the Demon King.

It was predicted that he would be hunted by people all over the world!

Shane had to hide his identity and grow up quietly.

Fortunately, the power of the Demon King he inherited not only gave him unlimited power, but also enabled him to build a demon landmark and constantly summon demons from the abyss!

So, Shane hid the demon landmark in the capital of the human empire and began to increase his troops!

Transform the Saint's Monastery into a succubus nest and let the succubi become holy nuns!

Transform the bank into a vampire castle and let the vampires control the economic lifeline!

Transform the mine into a cemetery of the undead, and seize the mineral resources with the zero-consumption, year-round skeleton undead!

Transform the Imperial Palace into the Demon King's Castle and occupy the harem...

When all the creatures in the world are looking for the successor of the Demon King, little do they know that the Demon King has already occupied the world!

That day, the hero was defeated, and the goddess of fate came to the world and let Shane give a victory speech.

Shane, lying on the snow-white pillow of the Elf Queen, said sincerely, "I became a demon king in order to marry a goddess!"

Goddess of fate: ???

After traveling through the ancient times, I was discovered by the Heaven at the beginning, and the Heavenly Punishment locked me down, but the system ran away?

He thought he was dead, but he found out that the merits of heaven could offset the punishment of heaven. Qin Ye suddenly had a bold idea.

Obliterate? Then he would first use up all his merits!

On this day, the entire prehistoric world fell into a deep silence. All the prehistoric powerful men were stunned and petrified, looking in horror at the merits of the heavenly way that enveloped the entire prehistoric continent.

Is it coveted by the powerful and mighty ones of the ancient times?

Don't panic, just find the big guys and connections first. As long as you have enough friends, you will have fewer enemies.

As a time traveler, Qin Ye knows that his greatest advantage is his imagination, which is different from that of all the creatures in the prehistoric world. Therefore, the style of the entire prehistoric world has become subtle under Qin Ye's transformation.

Qin Ye: Daozu, have you ever heard of the labor reform mechanism? Have you ever heard of the fully automatic punishment system? Have you ever heard of the Heavenly Dao Loan?

Qin Ye: Holy Mother, have you ever heard of the man-made worlds? Have you ever heard of the man-made worlds projecting themselves to prove their uniqueness?

Qin Ye: The Three Pure Ones cannot split up? No, the Three Pure Ones must split up!

Qin Ye: The West needs to be revived. We owe more and more merits to Heaven, but we don’t know how to repay them. It’s too small! The pattern is too small! Have you ever heard of rotating directors? Have you ever heard of generational management? Have you ever heard of interest first and principal later? Have you ever heard that the debtor is the boss?

Enemy: Damn it, we are cultivating the Great Dao in the prehistoric world, but you are cultivating your connections in the prehistoric world, and you are gaining face! ?

The introduction is weak, please read the main text.

[Magnificent, group portrait, IQ online, exciting, reversal, hilarious, relaxed, real, the correct guide to traveling through the wilderness]

There are three snake eggs in a nest. The younger sister is the reborn empress, and the younger brother is the transformed Taoist.

Since they were born, the two have been practicing hard to become stronger, to seek revenge, and to take back everything.

Xu Chengxian is very amazing. He was a beast of burden before he traveled through time, but in this life he made up his mind to live a simple life.

The empress's sister was quite nice and was willing to reserve a position for him as the dragon horse pulling the chariot. But it is not the same for my brother Daojun. I am going to train him to become stronger and then refine him into the Ten Thousand Souls Banner!

Every second I sleep I gain a little bit of energy, and a short nap turns me into a first-level monster.

My silly sister and brother, get ready to receive love from their older brother.

Dare you steal my bird eggs?

Look at me, little snake, wagging its tail!

"I'll fight!"