“Your Majesty, it’s bad. All our heavenly soldiers and generals have been beaten down! That Sun Wukong is coming!”

“Your Majesty, there is a turn for the better! Chu Hao, the Hell God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong violently, and even the other demon kings have been beaten to pieces!”

“Your Majesty, the Hell God suddenly stopped... He ran away!”

The Jade Emperor patted the dragon sedan excitedly, “What happened!”

“Your Majesty, it’s You time.”

“He, is off work…”

The Jade Emperor’s mouth twitched, his eyes desperate, “Sound the retreat, and fight again tomorrow…”

“Your Majesty… Tomorrow, the Hell God will have a New Year’s holiday.”

The Jade Emperor roared: “Let him come back, as the Hell God of Heaven, he must perform his duties conscientiously!”

Taibai Jinxing stammered: “Your Majesty, the Hell God said, he said… Are you teaching me how to do things?”

[Tom Cat's Body] [The Wisdom of the Big Big Wolf] [The Power of the Pot Bear]

Opening Three... No, the third one is useless, the second skill at the beginning, Wang Xiaoming, who came to the wrong world unexpectedly, is already invincible!

There is a [passerby heroine] in front of her, sneaking into the darkness to assassinate Wushuang! After there is [BGM Warrior], the nuclear explosion enters and kills everything in seconds!

You can even hold Hestia's wife for a wave of [hugging her sister in your arms]!

In this regard, the invincible Wang Xiaoming said: I just want to live an ordinary life.

[The love system has been successfully bound! There is a beautiful white-haired girl with a tsundere attribute in front of you. Go and say hello to her and start your love game! ]

Yaluo looked at the silver-white dragon in front of him who slapped his companion to death with one palm, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with trembling hands.

[The intellectual and gentle girl behind you seems to be very interested in you. Do you want to try to attack first? ]

Turning his head, there was only a hungry brown-haired bear drooling at him.

[This gloomy girl seems to be a little introverted. Show her your sunny and handsome side! ]

Yaluo looked at the twisted and deformed indescribable creatures below and swallowed hard.

[The new female president of the company is very strong. Use your charm to conquer her! ]

"My Lord Demon, please listen to my explanation. I really don't have any interest in you..."

...

Yaluo traveled through time for two years and finally waited for the golden finger, but it was a love system with bugs.

The bad news is that this system will identify monsters as heroines.

The good news is that this system will turn monsters into monster girls.

...

"Enough! Do you think I can bear to turn these abstract things into monster girls?"

"What? I can share their abilities?"

"Then I have to appreciate them."

[Superpowers] [Slow pace] [Single female lead] [Relaxed] [Daily]

I am Qi Jing, and I have traveled to a parallel universe.

But this Earth seems a little different.

Thirty years ago, the first dimensional gate appeared on Earth, leading to an unknown other world.

People who come into contact with the other world will gain source power and superpowers.

As expected, I got a powerful superpower: lottery.

I can draw martial arts, supernatural powers, magic, skills, artifacts, imperial tools, pets...

and there is no CD, so I can draw as much as I want.

I thought I could get through the other world quickly.

But it doesn't have a guarantee!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

What a fucking other world, just mess around, and see when you can draw out the magic skills.

Isn't it nice to fall in love and play games?

Su Xiaoqi, a surface resource exploration developer, traveled to a world where he was the only human.

[Ding! The password is correct, congratulations on obtaining the Saiyan bloodline.]

[Ding! Chat group created successfully.

Gintoki Sakata has joined the chat group.

Nami joins the chat group.

Sakuragi Hanamichi joined the chat group.

Lu Linglong joined the chat group.

[Zhu Zhuqing joined the chat group.]

......

As more and more characters from the world of the heavens joined the group, the rhythm in the chat group began to become more and more crooked.

Su Xiaoqi: Sakuragi ah, that's not how basketball is played, I'll come over and teach you.

Sakata Ginji: Gin-san I have a problem, is there a girl who can help me?

Nami: Want to face off with me? Ten thousand points to start.

Zhu Zhuqing: Su Xiaoqi, come to Douluo continent to make trouble.

Lu Linglong: I want points, I want to make trouble.

So...These people started to mess around in various worlds for the sake of points.

Su Xiaoqi: Dear members of the group, the world is going to be finished by your oohs and aahs, do you want to consider emigrating? I've got everything covered here.

Lu Li transmigrates into a modern world of Pokémon, armed with the wisdom of a hundred cultivation techniques—only to discover that farming is actually more effective than cultivating immortality.

And with that, the Pokémon world starts to spiral into chaos.

When Pokémon Breeders see energy cubes now being called "elixirs," the entire Breeder Association declares that Pokémon breeding as a field no longer makes sense.

Ghost-Type Champion: "I once told him that my ghost army was unstoppable. He just laughed and said, ‘Ghost-types are still spirits,’ then pulled out the Myriad Souls Banner."

Master Botanist: "I thought I was the best at growing plants… but even his Pokémon are better at it than me."

Groudon watches in stunned silence as a Swampert—standing atop a Bastiodon—disappears into the sky.

Years later, as Arceus awakens from its slumber and surveys the state of the world, it falls into deep contemplation.

My name is Lu Yu. I was a workplace champion in my previous life. I got the "Easy Winning System" at the beginning.

As long as I eat, drink and have fun with my employees, I can exchange wealth. The more I lie, the more money I make.

In this life, I want to enjoy life and be leisurely to the end!

I am Liu Mengyuan, a useless girl in my previous life. I got the "Dream Guarantee System" at the beginning.

As long as my employees and I work hard, we will definitely improve our skills. God rewards hard work.

In this life, I want to burn my youth and roll to the end!

But now, we are actually starting a business in the same game company. What should I do? I am waiting online...

...

As the two of them took turns to increase the intensity of their employees, the game became more and more wrong:

It was said to be a cat girl adventure game, how come lsp is the key to breaking the game?

It was said to be an island farming game, but I actually drove a whale to fight Captain Jack?

It was said to be a city job simulation, why can my mouth cannon cause physical damage to my boss?

We said it was a sword and magic game, but why did the village chief of the novice village hide a slime girl and a spider girl in his home?

We said it was a VR love simulation, but why did Cyber ​​Girlfriend chase me from the start?

We said it was a card battle, but the rules required me to flirt with the black silk female card player on the other side!

…

Years later, the reporter visited the headquarters of Taoyuanxiang Group, which has a market value of one trillion yuan.

Facing the reporter, Chairman Lu Yu, who had just finished a lazy nap, looked confused:

"I really just wanted to spend my days leisurely, but how could I accidentally change the world."

CEO Liu Mengyuan was holding a cat and chewing snacks, also looking confused:

"If I say I am most proficient in eating and petting cats, would you believe it?"

This is a strange and mysterious world, full of all kinds of evil cultivation methods. Once a person practices, the appearance and temperament of the person will change, and he will become possessed and crazy. The person will become a medicine for the evil spirits to eat...

Duan Yun traveled through time and accidentally got a medicine method called "The True Explanation of the Jade Sword".

Unexpectedly, he was a rare genius in cultivation. Without knowing it, he made this method reborn, and the jade sword pointed the way and saw through everything.

Later, he learned more and more methods. With the idea of "those who are successful should benefit the world", Duan Yun never kept his skills and taught martial arts to the world.

Who would have thought...

"Demon Duan misled me! He told me that this exercise can nourish yin and strengthen yang, but now I can only squat to pee, woo woo..."

"This book "Seven Points Return to Origin" was taught to me by that demon. Now I am either killed or stepping on shit. The fortune teller said that I have lost 70% of my luck."

"Don't listen to a word Demon Duan says! The fairy of Wanmiao Palace was supposed to fly to the sky, but she became possessed by the devil overnight and turned into a witch. This is all the work of Demon Duan!"

...

Duan Yun was very puzzled. He just practiced martial arts, taught some skills, and occasionally imitated the laws of nature. How could he become an infamous demon?

This is slander!

The same skills, why don't I have any problems?

You are wrong, it can't be me!

(Invincible + Accepting Disciples + Easily + Nurturing Mainly)

The grand mist is shattered, chaos arises, and chaos spreads across the heavens again!

Heaven and earth are a sea of ​​suffering, and the process of cultivation for all monks is nothing more than sailing across the sea of ​​suffering, striving to reach the other shore and transcend the constraints of heaven and earth.

Honghong: "Master, what state are you in?"

Gu Changsheng: "Being a teacher has no realm."

Li Beifei: "Gu Changsheng, just wait. When I master the art of swordsmanship, I will let you kneel and sing Conquer."

Gu Changsheng: "You traitor, I will die as my master!"

Gu Changsheng traveled through the fantasy world and awakened to the on-hook hosting system.

After hanging up and being held in custody for ten thousand years, you can conquer all the ways with your own way, defy heaven and become an emperor, defeat the great emperor of the world, and become the Holy Emperor of the human race.

…

After being idle for 400,000 years, you killed the eight supreme ancient emperors with one palm and put down the dark turmoil.

…

After hanging up and hosting for half a million years, you created the first family in ancient times.

…

After hanging up and hosting for a million years, you have exceeded the system's understanding.

“Since no one has reached the other side, then it’s up to me to define the other side!”

【Chewan Fanfiction】

【Funny + Secret + Healing + Ikusa + Famous Detective + Exploding Shura Field】

In broad daylight, the Scarlet Devil Mansion frequently explodes?

On a thunderstorm night, a white-haired female corpse was found in the bamboo forest?

In the mysterious magic forest, strange ghosts appeared in the middle of the night?

In the dilapidated Hakurei Shrine, the shrine maiden is no longer poor?

"There are clues to reasoning in fate, and the mystery will be solved one day!"

"The body has not become smaller, and the mind is still flexible!"

"I am the famous detective Chu Bai! There is only one truth!"

...

"The following is an exclusive interview with Wenwen--"

"What is your impression of Chu Bai?"

Reimu: "The abominable guy who took my first kiss!"

Marisa: "My master and I are innocent..."

Alice: "We want to be friends for life~ (smile)"

Remlia: "The big bad guy who kidnapped my sister!"

Saint White Lotus: "Very fast... I mean the speed of enlightenment in Buddhism."

Chu Bai: "Follow Xiao Bai, follow Xiao Bai Detective Team, thank you~"

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ps1: Relaxed daily style, no knife and no stomach medicine.

ps2: The introduction is weak, please move to the main text, if it is not good, please come and hit me~