[Campus entertainment single heroine, easy to complain about daily articles]
Pu Tong, a 18th-tier starlet, traveled through time and became a student. He was used to the entertainment industry's depths, and decided to stay away from it and study hard.
What? The original person was selected by a variety show and became an amateur student?
What the hell, a citizen’s daughter is sitting at the same table with him?
Why was I secretly photographed singing "My Deskmate" by myself?
This is not written for my deskmates, don’t get me wrong! I really don't have a crush on her.
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Later, as a top student, Pu Tong did not choose drama and film schools, but quietly went to Beijing University...
Sorry fans, I really just want to study hard!
(The author is a dead nerd, his world view is more two-dimensional, and he doesn’t like to lightly criticize)
"Wang Cheng, we need to practice more!"
"No, I have to ensure eight hours of sleep every day."
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"Wang Cheng, it's almost nine o'clock, you're late."
"Don't you go to work at nine o'clock? There's still one minute to go. Where's the time card machine?"
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"Wang Cheng, what variety show do you want to appear on?"
"Is there a fishing variety show?"
A thousand years after the disappearance of the undead empire, the little skull who grew vegetables was still farming his farm until the summoning channel was reopened.
"Are you hungry? I have grown vegetables for a thousand years and saved a hundred million bits of food."
"Is all this farmland abandoned? Can I grow something?"
"The princess's city can't grow vegetables on the mountain? Then I won't go."
"They want to collect my taxes and not let me grow vegetables? Kill them!"
After Yan Yu’s family read through the book, they discovered that the protagonist of this ancient novel was the original uncle.
They took their uncle to drink blood, were separated early, and were pulled out for a walk at the end of the full text to show how miserable their lives are.
At this time, the plot is going to the point where the cousin is ruined by others, and the uncle comes to the door to reason and is injured. If the wheat in the field is not harvested, it will be desolate. Twelve taels of gambling debt…
When they were at a loss, [Support Trading Platform] was overjoyed.
Supporting trading platform: Connecting multiple dimensions, aiming to help users who are struggling to survive, overcome difficulties and tide over difficulties together.
Whoooo! move! Yes, we are poor!
A family of three: waiting to be separated by fate, self-reliant, and trying to survive.
But he didn’t want to, uncle, he was reborn! ! !
After some consideration, he decided to protect his family and embarked on a completely different path.
Reality: what? No distinction?
After Chen Kai was reborn, the system was bound. The first thing to do after rebirth is to trick your female brother Qin Xiaoyu into being his wife!
"Little fish, let's discuss something."
"Okay! Just don't borrow money."
"Be my wife."
"I treat you as a brother, and you want me to be your wife?"
"Don't get me wrong, I just hope to use my wife's relationship to maintain our brotherhood!"
Qin Xiaoyu nodded innocently, "It seems to make sense, but why do I feel that something is wrong?"
When Ultraman picked up the system!
When Ultraman traveled to another world!
When Ultraman cultivated a Pokémon!
KONO Bailiyuan Da!
What? You say I'm not like Ultraman? Eat me a record of destruction and death!
"Son, do you know what this is?"
Thanos raised his golden gloves, and the six infinity gems shone with folds of light: "I snap my fingers down, and you will turn into dust in the wind."
"Father doesn't believe it."
Fang Mo, who was wearing an endless suit, shook his head slowly, pointing at the shiny purple head of Thanos with the long sword in his hand: "Don't talk about the infinite gems today, even the heart of the universe can't save your dog's life!"
"Do you know what this is? It's Dao-seeking jade!"
Uchiha Madara stood in mid-air and laughed wildly: "It is the strongest spear and the strongest shield, there is nothing it cannot destroy!"
"You've never seen a hard thing..." Fang Mo took out a piece of bedrock with a sinister smile: "Do you dare to make gestures with it!?"
"Is this... the Philosopher's Stone?"
Edward stared blankly at the red crystal in front of him: "Can it ignore the law of equivalent exchange?"
"Uh, in a sense, it can only be regarded as the basis of equivalent exchange."
Fang Mo touched the portable transformation table in his hand: "But if you want it, I can consider giving you a set."
...
When the fourth natural disaster met the mysterious island module, this block of people finally began to wreak havoc on the heavens and the world.
(To reiterate, the stand-in is Steve, the protagonist of Minecraft, not Captain America, this is the MC text...
"This apartment, let's live in it."
"This watch, wear it."
"This card is for you."
"I said, I will support you."
Lin Yi looked at Yun'er's domineering appearance in front of him, and smiled.
At this moment, a laugh came from behind.
"Oppa, when are you going to do something bad, take me with you."
Looking back, there is a lovely person standing under the sun with a sweet smile, bright and moving.
The gourmet critic Gu Zheng was selected by Tie (Tie) Immortal to become the successor of Tie Immortal. Under the various tests of Tie Immortal's spirit weapon, he improved himself and eventually became the greatest food immortal in history.
(Gu Zheng: "Immortal World also divides ingredients into grades? The best ingredients on earth are just ordinary grades? You ask me to use the existing ingredients to make the highest-grade delicacies. If you come out, I will definitely not hit you!)
(Pirate + meme + invincible, the identity of the protagonist is navy + pirate + revolutionary army, mastering various elemental skills of fire, thunder and dark ice)
Yang Ming travels to the world of One Piece and gets the meme-making lottery system. /Anime/Classic lines of game characters, you can get a random ability/item, and even summon the character to appear!
“Work less and get more, and get something for nothing, that is my ideal!” “Congratulations to the host for speaking the classic lines under one person, and obtaining one of the eight miracles, Saint Thief!”
“Do you want to dance too?” “Congratulations to the host for speaking the classic lines of Naruto and getting Sharingan!”
“I want this day to never cover my eyes, and this place to never bury my heart!” “Congratulations to the host for getting the golden cudgel!”
It’s cool to make memes for a while, and it’s always fun to make memes all the time. As long as I make memes fast enough, no one can overtake me.