(My new book, "Leap Over America 1994," has been uploaded!)

The following is a timeline of mainstream American media reviews of Charlie Rossi:

[A shameless thief seized America's most famous entertainment brand using despicable means.]

The trivial gossip of spoiled brats and lunatics is starting to pollute the public's eyes.

Hollywood stars have begun calling out the name of that devil.

The brutal butcher bankrupted the entire Wall Street.

The world's newly crowned richest person has announced plans to build a new, magnificent corporate building in Silicon Valley.

Her Excellency Rossie appeared in Washington yesterday.

The great Charlie Rossi has finally arrived at his own loyal and glamorous world!

Back in 2007 America. This is a story about madness, absurdity, and dark humor.

[Reincarnation] + [Partner, No Fixed Female Lead] + [Across Eternal Times] + [Founder of the Immortal Path] + [Each Life Stronger Than the Last] Across the vast universe, lonely seekers seek the truth. Good news: Lin Fan has traveled through time! Bad news: He's inside the Human Emperor Banner, emitting black energy! Lin Fan, who died under the control of the Human Emperor Banner, reincarnated with the Monument of Eternal Reincarnation. After death, one can acquire reincarnation marks and points based on their achievements in this life, continuously strengthening their essence. Consuming reincarnation points increases one's aptitude, understanding, and luck in the next life. Since the dawn of time, Lin Fan has come a long way. He was the chieftain of a wild tribe, a Qi-refining practitioner of a kind never seen since, a pioneer in the path of building foundations and alchemy, a rebel who wielded a sword to slay gods, a defender of a small plot of land, a demon king who roamed the world with dominance, a human emperor who defied the multitude of immortals and gods and the false emperors of earth, a seed of immortality who bore the hopes of his entire sect, a nameless true immortal who sacrificed his life to mend the heavens, a gifted young man who sought the truth and achieved immortality, and a witness to countless different lives. Despite your immense talent, your intellect, and your dominance, who could compare to my countless lives? Lin Fan had met many geniuses and faced many powerful enemies. But in the end, they either prostrated themselves before his throne or turned to dust.

Just because she casually complained that the novel's plot was boring and the female side character's fate was too tragic, Luo Yunhuan got dragged into the book world by a damned system—and was ordered to seduce the most difficult target in the entire story: the emotionless, Dao-cultivating senior sister!

This was basically a hell-level difficulty challenge. Luo Yunhuan had never even been in a relationship before! But she had no choice—she could only grit her teeth and press on, sticking close to the senior sister day after day, showering her with warmth and affection.

One day, however, Luo Yunhuan found herself backed into a corner, with nowhere to run—by the very same woman who had always been cool and composed, now red-eyed and trembling.

"Yunhuan," she said, "I can’t sever my feelings anymore. I can no longer cultivate the Path of Ruthlessness."

Chen Bahuang was once the Sword Son of his sect, exceptionally gifted. However, because a powerful figure coveted his primal meridian, the sect abandoned him, stripping him of his meridian and crippling his cultivation. Unable to bear the humiliation, Chen Bahuang chose to jump off a cliff to commit suicide.

Yet, he was saved by a scruffy old man and eventually became a disciple of the Nine Nether Cliff, one of the ten hidden sects of the Dynasty! His meridians were destroyed, his cultivation ruined, making him unable to cultivate primal energy—but so what?

Beyond the Great Yan Dynasty, there are pure body cultivators on the continent. By cultivating the body to its peak, one can also destroy heaven and earth, no weaker than a martial cultivation powerhouse!

After three years of arduous training, Chen Bahuang once again stepped foot into the place where he was once bullied and humiliated! Alone, with a single sword, he crossed the stone monument, coming only for slaughter! And this was just the beginning of his suppression of the ages!

[Daily Emotions + Business, No System, Shura Field, Subtle Sweetness, Time Management Master, Multiple Female Protagonists] Chen Tian, ​​a former bootlicker, is reborn as a scumbag, returning to the days before college. He's a scumbag, yet not completely, and in his self-doubt, he becomes a softhearted and loyal woman. He encounters a warm and cheerful senior schoolmate, a cool campus beauty from a political family, a domineering policewoman, the eldest daughter of a wealthy businessman, the top beauty at the medical university, and a sweet and adorable younger sister...

[Family Stream] + [System] + [Beast Taming] + [Farming] + [Single Female Lead] + [Group Portrait]

In his previous life, Wang Lin worked like a beast of burden and died suddenly from overwork. In this life, he was reborn into the world of cultivation.

The good news is that he has become a young master of a foundation-building family; the bad news is that this family has just been wiped out by a tide of monsters, leaving only Wang Lin and a dog.

In my previous life, I worked like an ox and a horse, and toiled all my life; in this life, I want to marry a wife and have children, be a landlord, enjoy a leisurely life, seek longevity, and let others work like oxen and horses for me.

This is a story about modern cattle and horses being reborn to establish a cultivation family and to live forever by farming.

The Arrogant Noble Lady × The Sickly and Twisted Supporting Female Character

One day, Lou Wu transmigrated into a novel and was bound to a system with the mission of saving the sickly, twisted supporting character.

A yandere?! That’s the kind of high-difficulty mission where one wrong step could cost you your life!

But no worries—Lou Wu was very confident in her ability to win people over.

Just as she was preparing to make her grand move and rescue the supporting character from danger… she was dumbfounded.

She looked down—and saw the yandere girl kneeling at her feet, while she herself held a glass of red wine in her hand!

Aaaah! What kind of person transmigrates at this point in the story?!

Left with no choice, Lou Wu used kindness to slowly shatter all of Shen Songyue’s schemes. But in order to avoid breaking character, she had to play the part of the “vicious woman” while gradually melting Shen Songyue’s heart.

[Pampered wife and sister-in-law + family development + multiple female leads + farming + beachcombing]

During a year of famine, Xu Changnian transmigrated into the body of a rogue. His family's rice jar was empty, and he even picked up a pair of delicate twin sisters.

Faced with numerous difficulties, fortunately the intelligence system was activated. As long as we followed the system's guidance, we could reap abundant rewards!

Is there a frozen wild rabbit at the foot of the mountain?

The stewed meat smells so good!

The tiger was severely injured and barely had a breath left.

Call me the Tiger-Slaying Hero!

Someone lost a bag of gold on the official road.

The princess went on a private visit incognito...

In those famine years when people froze to death, Xu Changnian seized the initiative step by step with his intelligence advantage, filling his granaries with grain and meat, and amassing a large family of wives and concubines!

Day 1: Xu Changnian, you scoundrel!

One month later: Young Master Xu, please have pity on us and give us some food!

One year later: Lord Xu has given us a second chance at life, we swear to follow him to the death!

Years later: My lord, it's getting cold, please put on another layer!

In Su Qi’s own eyes, he is:

【A miracle carved out of humanity across the ages】

【For all that is sought, I shall grant it】

【The glory of my race etched upon gravestones】

【For all that is threatened, I shall protect it】

In his sister’s eyes, her brother is:

A guy she barely makes eye contact with once a day, almost completely absent the rest of the time, always holed up in his room tinkering with who-knows-what.

……

Their lives were supposed to have little to do with each other.

Until one day.

Su Qi crafted an equipment card for an online girlfriend he’d never met.

His sister fell silent when she saw the “white stockings” that arrived.

【Card can evolve】

【Complete any of the following conditions to trigger evolution】

【Condition ①: Devour one hundred higher-tier cards】

【Condition ②: Complete one “Heart-Pounding Adventure”】

……

What is a Heart-Pounding Adventure?

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner): Equip the card, then invite “Su Qi” to admire it.】

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy): Equip the card, invite “Su Qi” to touch it, and evaluate its texture.】

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Intro): Equip the card, and invite “Su Qi” to…】

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge): Freely combine the following words—“bro,” “come,” “bro,” “me,” “please”—into a complete sentence and say it out loud…】

“Please, bro, help me analyze the key mistakes both sides made in this match…”

She let out a long sigh of relief. This should… should be as hard as it gets, right?

【Heart-Pounding Adventure (Self-Destruct Level): Please secretly check the galgame titles hidden in Su Qi’s E drive folder】

[Star Iron] + [Destroyer Lord] + [Self-Saving Tendency] + [Healing]

Cangze was born on the Luofu Immortal Ship and grew up with Jingyuan.

He became an apprentice of Jing Liu, met Dan Feng, and got to know Bai Heng and Ying Xing.

A high-dimensional being burdened with abundant golden cracks and targeted by the God of Destruction?

The self-preservation of black and white hair? Is it destruction or protection?

The food tastes especially good because I haven't eaten enough. Is that a blessing?