In the final years of the Jianwen era, the Prince of Yan entered the capital and ascended to the throne as Emperor, adopting the reign title Yongle.
Thus, a great empire turned a new page, on the verge of welcoming a golden age of unparalleled governance. In later generations, a young man unfortunately finds his soul transplanted into the famously renowned BBQ King, Zhu Gaoxu.
Faced with the wise and martial Emperor Yongle (Zhu Di, the fourth son), the physically frail but eldest son and Crown Prince Zhu Gaochi, and the dearly beloved and outstanding grandson Zhu Zhanji...
Zhu Gaoxu instinctively chooses to follow his heart, becoming a carefree prince devoted to pleasures of life.
While everyone knows of the Han King's fierce, debauched, cunning, and overbearing nature, little do they know that under the Han King's steerage, the great Ming dynasty has gradually veered off its original course, sailing towards a vast and uncharted new world.
Once in time, Xi Yu became Xi Zhicai's younger brother. He followed his brother to defect to Cao Cao, but he had extraordinary martial arts since he was a child. However, he did not like to fight and kill, and only wanted to be a quiet and beautiful man, so he became the A civilian official, he became an inconspicuous member of Cao Cao's army.
Battle of Puyang.
"Lord! This guy Lu Bu is hard to match. We can't beat him!"
Cao Cao: "Hurry...go to the military camp to ask for a military advisor!!"
Battle of Guandu.
"Lord! Yuan Jun, Yan Liangwen, is so ugly! What should we do?"
Cao Cao: "Go and ask the military advisor! Let the military advisor kill Yan Liang and punish Wen Chou!"
The two armies fought, and the formation was invincible.
Xiyu took off his shirt.
Cao Cao: "Fight!! The military advisor is warming up!!"
Xi Yu: "Stop calling me! I'm really not a strong general!!"
Endowed with memories, Xun Xiang was reborn into a fortunate existence. Her mother was a princess and her father a top scholar, blessing her with a natural, unique scent. Yet, just a month into her joyous life, she was switched at birth and became Ding Xiang, a child from the countryside. Life in the village was a whirlwind of excitement and pleasure. Her grandfather was a scoundrel, but each of her three brothers was remarkably talented. Observe how Ding Xiang skillfully manages both the elderly and the young, steering her entire family towards the zenith of life. With everything in place, she follows her memories in search of her true home, while the imposter Xun Xiang revels in her moment of glory…
(Marriage in place + silly wife + vest + sweet pet + strong man and strong woman + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger)
After a calculation, she had to marry her sister, who was rumored to be blind and lame, and could not live beyond the age of thirty.
Later, everyone in the capital knew that the powerful Mo family, Mo Yuchen, married a fool and spoiled her.
someday.
The foolish girl leaned against the man’s arms, touched the man’s Adam’s apple and said, “There are rumors in the capital that you married a fool. Do you want me to show them my vest? Block their mouths?”
The man grabbed her small hand and put his arms around her small waist, his Adam’s apple rolled, and his voice was hoarse and too low, “Little Luoluo, be nice~ The vest is not in a hurry, there are more important things right now.”
“What’s up?”
A stupid girl is puzzled.
“Deadly thing.”
After speaking, the man hugged her by the waist.
If you want to show your vest, go dream!
He didn’t want his wife to be missed!
Since magic can be used to burn enemies, it can also be used to boil water.
Since the golem puppet can automatically defend itself against enemies, it can also be turned into an automated machine tool.
Necromancers enjoy playing with life. Please kill all the microorganisms in the can.
A poisoner can kill an entire city with a bottle of potion. As long as the microorganisms on the wound are poisoned, it is considered a success.
The plant master drives the plants like hands, first increasing the sugar content of beets to 20% and then cultivating wheat.
…
This is the best of times.
This is the era when magicians have been reduced to workers.
Lu Chao Chao found herself transported into the pages of a novel. In this story, she was cast as a disposable character, doomed to be killed at birth, with her place in the narrative usurped by the story’s heroine.
This heroine, under the guise of moral virtue, accuses her adoptive mother and grandfather of betraying their country, which results in the extermination of her entire lineage.
Following this, she reclaims her birth mother and, alongside her ineffectual father, manages to dodge any culpability, leading a blissful existence thereafter.
Thus, only Lu Chao Chao’s family ends up as mere footnotes in the heroine’s path. Observing her mother, who has been subjected to years of emotional manipulation, Lu Chao Chao reveals a painful truth:
[“Mother, the love of your life is currently awaiting his concubine’s childbirth.”]. This revelation jolts her infatuated mother to reality. Turning her attention to her physically challenged elder brother, she laments [“Big brother, you have endured unspeakable humiliation and suffering. But fear not, for I have the means to cure your affliction!”]. Remarkably, her brother then goes on to surpass every contender in the capital, achieving unrivaled greatness. To her second brother, she unveils a harsh truth [“You have misplaced your trust. Your so-called best friend is nothing but the illegitimate offspring of our despicable father.”]. And to her third brother, she points out his deliberate downfall [“You were purposefully led astray, left ignorant, succumbed to gambling, and found yourself in dire straits.”].
In her candidness, Lu Chao Chao watches as her family overturns their doomed fates. The detestable man is cast aside, and her three brothers rise to become paragons of virtue and success. Even she, merely an infant with a feeding bottle, becomes the darling of the entire world.
Su Qingyu is the most famous “scumbag” in the entertainment industry. He commits crimes based on his beauty. He has CPs everywhere and in his harem are half of the male stars in the entertainment industry.
Probably because the CP fans were too resentful, Su Qingyu was bound to the scumbag transformation system of the Underworld after his death.
System: [Hellow host, our Underworld systems are the only official systems in the Underworld.]
[ Many people who were hurt by scumbags and died with hatred and resentment had obsessions too deep and were trapped in the Underworld, unwilling to be reincarnated. Our task is to reform the scumbags who hurt them, eliminate their resentment, and let them put down their obsessions and reincarnate.]
Su Qingyu: “…”
[Gloomy Director]:
Su Qingyu transformed into a director infatuated with the scumbag. The director promoted the scumbag from an unknown little star to a top actor.
After the scumbag became popular, he kicked him out and formed a national CP with a popular actress.
The night Su Qingyu came over, he was lying on the soft, big bed of a hotel and posted on his WeChat Moments.
[The male lead in my new movie is now not scheduled to star. We are urgently looking for a male lead. Whoever comes to my hotel for an audition first within an hour will be the male lead.]
An hour later, the hot searches exploded.
#Twelve male stars fighting in front of Director Xu’s hotel#
A year later, hot searches were the norm”
#xxx asked Director Xu who his favourite actor is#
#Director Xu said he just wants to give every actor who works hard a chance#
[Emperor’s Beloved Concubine]:
Su QIngyu transformed into the young general who was used as a tool by the scumbag prince. The general’s office protected him the entire way and put the lowly scumbag prince on the throne.
After the scumbag prince ascended the throne,e due to his fear and suspicion, the young general’s family was ruined and he was trapped in the palace.
When the fight for the throne was the most intense, the scumbag prince saw a pale hand stretching out from the black dragon carriage at night. The slender young general held this hand and was quietly pulled into the carriage at night, taken into the harem.
The next morning, the scumbag prince, who had not slept all night, broke into the young general’s room and asked him where he went last night. In the blink of an eye, he saw his father’s gloomy face behind the bed’s curtain.
That day was the first time that the third prince of the Dasheng Kingfom knelt down and called his concubine Noble Consort.
Back in 1995, when cars were far away and horses were slow, Wu Yuchen just wanted to be a little famous, make a little money, and fall in love.
"Director Wu, someone reported that you had an inappropriate relationship with an actress on the set."
“How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air!
Can it be called unfair when it comes to art? ! "
Everything started with the first pot of gold from Jia Zhangke, the great international director.
"To the 18-year-old me:
I am you from the future. My current life is a mess and I deeply regret my past life choices. In order to prevent me from making the same mistakes in the past, I write this letter to you with great regret.
On December 1st, you will fall and twist your ankle in gym class.
Remember: don’t go back to class.
You can go to the on-campus health clinic, or even take a leave of absence to go home, but don’t go back to the classroom! ! "
Zhou Yu, who was an unknown 18th-tier artist in his previous life, traveled to a parallel world. He was tired of the life of an artist who had to work all year round. He dreamed of becoming a music dad and making money, reaching the pinnacle of his life, and becoming the godfather of entertainment.
So he took up pen and wrote down classic songs such as "Nunchaku", "The Bell in the Opposite Direction", and "Nocturne" and submitted them to artists. However, he was dismissed as a newcomer and his songs were not wanted at all. All new songs were rejected. , the former company boss said this about his songs.
"Xiao Zhou, this song of yours is so weird. Is it so popular if you hum it?"
"There is also this song. Tears know it. How can Tears know it? No, no, no, let's change it."
what's the situation? These are all classic songs, but you don’t want them?
There was no other way. In order to survive, Zhou Yu had no choice but to take action in person and participate in a talent show with his rejected new song.
Who would have known that Zhou Yu's appearance on the show would become a hit, and his song "Nunchaku" would set off a new rap trend across the Internet!
"I'll go! It turns out rap can be done like this!"
A "Nocturne" directly made him a god, aspired to the top, and won the Chinese Golden Melody Award!
A year later, a reporter asked Zhou Yu: "Excuse me, Director Zhou, why did you choose to enter the entertainment industry in the first place?"
"Me? When I wrote the song, no one wanted it, so I just wanted to sing it myself. Who knew I would become a king while singing?"