At the tender age of five, Shen Guiyan was able to recite a thousand-word essay, at the age of six she played the zither and composed her own poems, at the age of seven she burned incense and became a poet, and at the age of eight she was betrothed to the son of the prime minister. Everyone said she was born of a Phoenix Jade* and had a good destiny.

But then a woman arrives from the modern era and turns her direct sister from a barbarian to a witty one, stealing her husband and harming her birth mother, and toppling her from the sky, laughing wildly: “How can a mere feudal woman compete with a modern 21st century woman?”

Conspiracy and deceptions changed her fate, her growing belly ruined her marriage, caused her to be married to a simple merchant’s son, who ruined her on the wedding night, yet all of this just helped to fulfill a strange destiny.

According to a nutcase monk, her fate will be a great disaster when she reaches maturity, a great joy when she reaches her second decade, and a great sorrow when her hair turns white.

Shen Guiyan does not believe in fate, she only believes that man will prevail over God.

Those who owe her will have to pay her back. Those who have harmed her will eventually go to hell. Is it something great to cross over? To be reborn? Even if you have ten or eight golden fingers**, I will chop them all up for you!

“Your sister is actually a kind person.” Gu Chaobei said this.

“What’s so kind about her?” Shen Guiyan sneered coldly.

“At least she let me meet you. If I hadn’t met you, I don’t know how boring life would have been.”

*Phoenix Jade: Phoenix carved from a Jade, symbolizing outstanding talents and superior abilities.

**Golden Fingers: A gold finger is basically a cheat power/ability.

An Jiu was reborn as a little maid in the emperor's palace who wanted to climb into the emperor's bed.

As soon as he opened his eyes, the tyrant stabbed the young maid who seduced him with a sword.

The next day, the tyrant stabbed to death the maidservant who served the concubine.

On the third day, the palace maid who tasted the food for the emperor died of poisoning.

Being a palace maid is a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save more money, cherish her life and stay away from the tyrant.

But at this moment she suddenly heard the tyrant's voice.

"Ahhh, I'm so fed up, so fed up, so fed up. Are all these memorials filled with bullshit? I've already said I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, I don't want to eat peaches, yet they keep asking me every day, every day, every day."

An Jiu?

"Is the new maid a fool? Standing there like a lamp? Can't you see my neck is sore and come over to give it a massage?"

An Jiu moved his feet and tentatively pinched the emperor's shoulder...

"The snacks in the imperial kitchen are so delicious that I can't even choke. Eunuch Li is blind, why didn't he pour me a glass of water..."

Anjiu moved over and poured a cup of tea...

Gradually, the palace maids and eunuchs of Guanghua Palace discovered that the tyrant's temper seemed to have improved a lot...

The concubines in the harem cried with joy. His Majesty's madness has been cured. Can he sleep with his emperor?

"Am I a stud? You ask me to flip the cards every day. These are human kidneys, not pig kidneys... Speaking of kidneys, I suddenly want to eat stir-fried kidneys..."

So the green card disappeared and a plate of delicious kidneys was served.

An Jiu was promoted from a young palace maid to the head aunt...

One day, the tyrant said, "You are very pleasing to me. Be my woman."

An Jiu found that she could no longer hear the tyrant's inner voice...

The Duke's mansion's real daughter who was mistakenly taken away has returned with a pair of twins, a boy and a girl. The powerful Prince Han has declared that he will recognize the children but not the woman.

Green Tea and White Lotus laughed like crazy, but they soon stopped laughing.

Jiang Yunxi cured illnesses and saved lives, and was good at fortune-telling. He slapped their faces so hard that they made loud slapping sounds, and made countless princes and nobles bow down to him.

Upon learning that she only had three months left to live, the once cold and aloof King Han, without hesitation, climbed onto her bed and lay flat on her back every night, saying, "My lady, I'm here to help you prolong your life. Do whatever you want to me."

Jiang Yunxi: ...

Later.

She kills people, he sets fires, she abuses scum, he hands her the knife, plus two cute babies cheer her on!

Wu Zesan rewatches "In the Name of the People"

【bite】

[Congratulations, host, you have received a random character reward: Qi Tongwei (Uncle)]

"System, you're being a bit unreasonable. There are all sorts of characters in this show!"

"Please turn on the TV, Shandong Provincial TV Station."

Wu Ze: "My uncle?"

System: "Yes, your uncle."

Wouldn't that solve everything from now on?

Dear readers, the first-generation system was rather lackluster.

The main purpose is to introduce the plot and serve as a transition.

The capabilities will be much stronger after upgrading to the second-generation system.

P.S.: This story takes place in a parallel universe and is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

(Space + System + Stockpiling + Traveling)

Jun Qingqing, who has tens of billions of assets in modern times, is an orphan, but she has had a space since she was a child. When she knew that she was about to travel through time, she was not nervous or panicked. The first thing she thought of was how to collect supplies faster.

When I opened my eyes again, I arrived in the 1970s.

Here, she found love, family affection, and friendship.

She worked hard to make money, and when she met a treacherous villain, she simply crushed him with her financial power.

She studied very hard, and when she encountered difficulties, she simply overcame them with her brain.

She practiced very hard, and when she met an ancient martial arts opponent, she simply crushed him with force.

She worked very hard, and when she encountered evil spirits, she played them around.

Her excellence has been witnessed by people all over the country and the world.

Bai Jincheng: My wife is so outstanding. What should I do?

Jun Qingqing: I have money, land, house and supplies.

Bai Jincheng: I have you.

[Regular virtual online game + real wizard + invincible + no heroine + fusion of reality + partial to plot flow]

Traveling through time and space as an old man with lower limb paralysis? Someone wants to steal his granddaughter?

In order to fight for custody, Chen Beixuan resolutely entered the "Wanjie" online game to make money.

Awakened SSS-level talent entry grants:

Each upgrade guarantees 1 gold entry, which can be granted to any [Skill]!

[Super Strong Lightning Technique] + [Chain Reaction] = [Fully Automatic Group Lightning Technique]

[Telescope] + [Target Lock] = [Dongfeng Express Precise Delivery]

[Protective Flame] + [Range Spread × 3] = [Super Large Lava Cloak]

There are all kinds of golden entries.

Brilliant-level entry [Power of Divine Punishment]: Damage converted into true damage.

Brilliant level entry [Rule Feedback]: Draw on one’s own abilities to feed back into reality.

Brilliant-level entry [Divine Thief]: Steal the boss’ expertise.

Brilliant-level entry [Bloodthirsty Body]: Killing wild monsters provides basic health.

......

Relying on his devastating lightning skills, Chen Beixuan swept the world and reached the pinnacle.

While others are still in the novice village, he has already cleared the level 20 hidden copy.

As the game gradually becomes reality, Chen Beixuan stands up again, and the world is shocked!

Demon: "How dare you, little girl, come here!"

Xiaolu: "My grandfather is Chen Beixuan!"

Demon: "...Oh, the flood has really washed away the Dragon King Temple. Where do you want to go? I'll carry you there..."

[Reborn as a devoted lover, the ultimate villain!]

Gu Li was reborn, returning to the time before she went to university.

Lacking any aptitude for cultivation, she was originally at the mercy of others, eking out a living in fear of death.

But the mysteriously appearing fragments of the evil mirror gave her the most dangerous gift—

You can add points infinitely by using resentment, but the price is a gradually mutated body.

Burning hatred can lead to endless development of martial arts, but the price is a gradually distorted soul;

Replicating the ultimate techniques of a powerful master is as easy as breathing, but each move is engraved with the original owner's dying memories;

Flat-chested loli, 1.5 meters tall?

Gu Li smiled faintly: "What kind of villain is so cute?"

[Long March + Patriotism + Pinxixi System + Group Portrait + No CP]

A five-star chef traveled through time to the Long March and became a member of the kitchen team!

Holding billions of supermarkets! Carrying billions of supplies to serve the country!

The soldiers were starving, eating tree bark and chewing grass roots. It was heartbreaking!

As an excellent cook, you must ensure that the soldiers are well fed!

[Warriors, how long have you not eaten meat? Let's put fish in the pond and have some fish soup together!]

[Vitamin C deficiency causing mouth ulcers and scurvy? Sweet and sour orange trees appear in the wilderness!]

Are the soldiers seriously short of food? A 500-pound wild boar has been spotted in the wild! Exchange it for food!

[Is the snowy mountain cold? Quick! Warm clothes are coming!]

[The enemy is attacking from both sides and making it difficult to cross the river? Comrades! Get on board!]

Gu Liangchen recently got a new neighbor.

The day the neighbor moved in, she brought along three cats, two dogs, and a sugar glider. Pet-related items clattered and clanged as they were moved in all morning without end—a veritable “household of wealth.”

Gu Liangchen, who kept ghostly hours, was forced to get up with two giant dark circles under her eyes to draw.

The noisy days lasted a long time—

When she was about to sleep, the neighbor played with her cats.

When she was about to draw, the neighbor was feeding her pets.

When she wanted to go for a night run, the neighbor was heading out to walk the dogs...

Finally, one day, the socially anxious Gu Liangchen rehearsed what to say and, determined as if burning her bridges, knocked on the neighbor's door.

The door opened, but there was no one in sight.

She looked down—and saw a husky sitting properly on the floor. Next to it sat a Ragdoll cat.

Husky: Woof!

Ragdoll: Meow~

Gu Liangchen: .....

A moment later, Yu Wenqin came out of the entryway, drying her hair.

“Director, did you open the door again without permission?”

The husky let out a howl, its blue eyes staring fixedly at Gu Liangchen.

“Liangchen?”

The towel in Yu Wenqin’s hand fell to the floor, and her eyes instantly turned red.

The moment Gu Liangchen saw who it was, she slammed the door shut and fled in panic.

She had never imagined her new neighbor would be her ex-girlfriend, whom she hadn’t contacted in years.

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[Socially anxious artist & extroverted pet influencer / Sweet romance!]

Tags: Second Chance Romance, Food, Sweet Love, Internet Celebrities

Main Characters: Gu Liangchen, Yu Wenqin

One-line Summary: Pet influencer x socially anxious illustrator

Theme: A peaceful yet fulfilling life, contentment in simplicity, and doing your best to live well.

[Double Purity + Fancy Flirting with Husband + Two-Way Redemption + Sweet Love Story]

Everyone in the capital knew that Madam Lan Qingxi was disliked by her husband's family, abused by her mother-in-law, and was a plaything in the hands of the treacherous Prime Minister Song Linyuan. They were all waiting for her to be divorced, drowned in a pond, and abandoned, and to meet a very tragic end.

Until one day, when Lan Qingxi was leaving the Marquis' Mansion, Song Linyuan was waiting at the door. He wiped the dust off her shoes, carefully helped her into the bridal sedan, and married her with a grand ceremony. Everyone then realized that they had made a mistake.

After their wedding, Song Linyuan said: "Madam, it is widely rumored in the capital that I am henpecked."

Lan Qingxi looked innocent: "Who is such a big dog who dares to spread rumors about the Prime Minister? Drag him out and chop him into pieces."

Song Linyuan: "Me."

Lan Qingxi: “…”

Lan Qingxi's Quotes:

Acting successfully in front of a scumbag is called lying.

If you can act successfully in front of Song Linyuan, you are a winner in life.