Attacker: Anyone who tries to touch my healer will die. Submissive: No one can kill me in a one-on-one fight. ---------------------- During a pre-tournament interview for the Wilderness S5 World Championship, the captain of the Chinese team Lubo sincerely gestured to the other teams: "Don't touch my healer, thank you." Except for another Chinese team that qualified from the same region, no one took his words to heart. Three days later, the whole world only knew—Don't touch his healer. Commentator A: "We see the American team's main... If you, dear readers, find "Don't Touch My Healer [Esports]" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!

[Domineering and doting split-personality seme x recklessly blame-shifting uke] Su Shi, with the highest survival rate across dimensions, was reported for shifting blame too frequently. Convicted of violating the rules, Su Shi was bound to an automatic scapegoat system and exiled to various lower-level dimensions. Not only does he have to snatch blame from others...