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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”
One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.
She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.
Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.
If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.
What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?
So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.
Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.
So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.
She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.
Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.
Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.
Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?
At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:
“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”
Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?
Wei Ying sneered:
“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”
Tian Tangjing: !!!
But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.
The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.
Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:
“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”
“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.
Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”
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Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general
Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.
I want to write a protagonist who is both rational and passionate. This book borrows most of the original Infinite Terror setting, and I'll try to find the sources for the main god's enhancements and items, avoiding originality. I'm only considering Infinite Terror and haven't read any of Z's other works. Team plan: Initially, we'll heavily modify the Central Continent team... Current plot progress: 1. Resident Evil 2. Alien 3. World of Warcraft (continuously updating)...
On July 29, AD2305, I met a boy named Setsuna. In the Celestial Beings' secret base in L3, I was introduced to him by Ian Vasti, who was in charge of the design and development of Exia, as one of the mechanical engineers of the Gundam Exia. Standing in the small room of the sealed cabin observation deck, I looked at this boy, who was about the same height as me and about fifteen years old, from a distance of one meter. He had a Middle Eastern complexion and features, with roughly trimmed, slightly curly short hair, and a pair of dark red eyes that impressed me. "Operation code name Setsuna F. Kiyoei, I am a pilot of the Gundam Exia." Each volume can be read independently, but the main plot revolves around the heroine. If you want to find a character you like, you are welcome to skip volumes. (There are instructions for skipping volumes below) Communication group 303926530 urges for updates, update notifications This article is not Mary Sue, nor a harem. Although there are CPs, the CPs' personality problems lead to many difficulties. Be cautious when jumping into the pit, but as long as you firmly believe in love, there will definitely be a lot of sweetness. This article has many forced plots. If you don't like to see the heroine being tricked, be cautious when jumping into the pit. [Luna] Name: From birth to two years before the start of the first season. [Tiandu] Diary: One and a half years before the start of the first season. [Tianren] Action: The beginning of the first season (summer) [Independence] Road: The middle of the first season (winter) [VEDA] was taken: The end of the first season (spring) [Anonymous] Four Years (Part 1): Two years after the end of the first season [Anonymous] Four Years (Part 2): One year before the start of the second season [Peace]: The beginning of the second season First appearance in the first volume: Luna, Ander, Tieria, Wang Liumei, Huang, Ian, Suyi. First appearance in the second volume: Setsuna, Lockon, Allelujah, Red Dragon. First appearance in the third volume: Lee, Ritten. First appearance in Volume 4: Vonn, Trinity Squad. First appearance in Volume 5: Levonz. First appearance in Volume 7: Lesser.
Cultivate oneself, regulate one's family, govern the state, and bring peace to the world.
Kong Qing was reincarnated into this unfamiliar world. She was born with knowledge and was powerful, so everything she did was based on her strength.
When a family becomes corrupt and backward, it is transformed into the shape one desires.
The world of sorcery is dark and filthy, so let's get rid of the disobedient ones and take matters into our own hands.
If the cursed spirits cannot be killed, then create a new world to store them.
Having been played with in this world, I'll go to another world to search for my past life.
Amnesiac state:
Kong Qing: I think I've seen this girl before.
Others see Kong Qing as a female version of Jia Baoyu, surrounded by beautiful women, embracing and hugging them, living a carefree life.
Kong Qing observed five things and realized: The poor little albino, beautiful but weak, unable to go out, is quite valuable.
(Gojo Satoru is not gender-swapped; he's male! But he wears long hair and cross-dresses.)
(The female protagonist is a favored daughter of heaven, invincible, sweeping away everything in her path. She is the only one who can stab others in the back! No one can stab her in the back! Except for her previous two lives.)
(The female protagonist watched Jujutsu Kaisen and Inuyasha in her first life, so even in her amnesiac state, she still has a slight impression of some characters.)
(There will be some Inuyasha plot elements at the beginning and end of this article. If you mind, please leave now. This is the author's first time writing a book, and I'm not in a good mood.)
(The plot is slow-paced, the early stages are slow, there will be many original characters, and the female lead will not be fighting alone, so she will need many companions.)
Jack Thompson, an 80-year-old American "China expert," dies in a Beijing hutong and is reborn as Chuck Hansen, a young man in a small American town in 1980. Next door lives his father, Robert, who is suffering from PTSD from the Korean War and his alcoholism. All that remains in the family home is a divorce decree.
"This is typical 'bourgeois decadence'." Chuck quoted the golden quote from "On Protracted War" and started a plan to transform his father: using "thought reform" to help him quit drinking, using the stories of the Volunteer Army to heal the trauma of war, and even using the spirit of the "household contract responsibility system" to persuade his parents to remarry.
But redemption was only the beginning. Comparing this with China's development, Chuck saw the decay of American capitalism: Wall Street's greed surpassed Heshen's, and the political parties' struggles lacked the decency of Qing Dynasty dramas. He decided to apply Chinese wisdom to transform America: starting with building fences, using church fundraising for "land reform," building momentum through veterans' associations, and integrating Mao's works into street politics.
When the capitalists fought back and federal agents came to his door, Chuck made the decision: "Forget the election, our dad is fit to wear a crown." From Alcoholics Anonymous to the Capitol Hill coup, this American with Twenty-Four Histories in his pocket eventually cut the American flag into a dragon robe.
"Dad, when he ascended the throne, he wore a suit with a dragon-patterned tie - this is called 'Chinese learning as the basis, Western learning for practical use'." Chuck straightened his father's "crown". In the distance, the White House in the sunset looked like the Forbidden City waiting to change its owner.
Immortal cultivators
No worries about firewood, rice, oil and salt
But one cannot escape the greed, anger, ignorance, love, hatred, desire, and vengeance of the mundane world!
Han Zhe's life has not been good for him who has worked in the Korean Peninsula for nearly two years.
In order to repay his debts, he lived in a damp and cold semi-basement and worked hard every day since he graduated from university and left the dormitory.
In this boring life, the only thing that accompanied him was a placement mobile game called "King of Money" which he had even forgotten where he downloaded it from.
It wasn't until his 24th birthday that he discovered, after getting drunk, that he inexplicably completed the game!
[The game has ended. You have obtained the sole user rights to the official version of the game "King of Money". The official version will be officially launched in 12 hours. Please stay tuned.]
The drunk Han Zhe didn't realize what this meant until he sobered up, missed the meeting due to a hangover, and was sent directly to the reception room. His career plummeted...
【King of Money, start! 】
Han Zhe's life was reversed at this point.
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PS: The pace of this book is a bit slow. Compared with traditional super-rich stories, it is more inclined towards daily life and game simulation.
The quality is slightly poor in the early stage, but will gradually improve in the middle and late stages as the writing progresses. The author already has two great masterpieces, and his old book "Korean Variety Show: Starting from the New World of Undercover" has nearly 10,000 subscriptions.
After the book is put on the shelves, the daily update volume will be at least over 10,000 words. Regardless of the performance, the book will be guaranteed to be completed after it is put on the shelves.
If we were reborn in the 1980s, who would play Go?
You're saying the prize money for the competition is the amount for 2024?
Saving the future of Chinese chess is our inescapable duty!
He is a spy, and all the men and women in his family have been spies for generations. They eat power and money, drink loyalty and betrayal, play with eyes and words, and enjoy guessing and decrypting.
Their enemy is always another group of spies. Even if they are separated by stars and void, they can't stop them from fighting openly and secretly.
After transmigrating into the body of a notorious scumbag CEO, Tang Li, to avoid her tragic end, steeled herself and went to meet her fiancé. Looking at the elegant and beautiful Director Chu, she felt incredibly lucky. Chu Chisi sat on the sofa, most of her body sunk into the darkness, her slender hand resting on her forehead, her smile lazy and nonchalant, like a wealthy lady who had spent lavishly in the world of pleasure. "Three rules for our marriage..."