GOOD NEWS: You've been isekai'd!

BAD NEWS: It's the Warhammer world.

GOOD NEWS: It's Warhammer Fantasy, not 40K!

BAD NEWS: You're in Reikland, Sigmar's Empire.

GOOD NEWS: Soul transmigration (not naked isekai)!

BAD NEWS: No cheat skills or golden fingers.

GOOD NEWS: Your village has no Beastmen herds nearby!

BAD NEWS: Too late to back out now—whoosh!—welcome to your new life.

(Tags: No-System Survival | Grimdark Comedy | Average Joe in Fantasy-Hell | The Empire's Worst Luck)

Transmigrating into the body of a young master in a demonic cultivation world, the very beginning involves being jilted by the chosen one, Xiao Mofan, in front of the entire world.

No, this script is wrong!

Night Owl pulled his astonished fiancée into his arms, announced their marriage on the spot, and activated the [Destined Villain System]!

As long as you intercept the opportunity of the chosen one, you can get a hundredfold critical hit return!

From then on, the art style completely changed.

Stealing the protagonist's "Azure Lotus Earth Core Flame"? The system directly returns the "Red Lotus Karmic Flame" that incinerates everything!

Tame the protagonist's future "guardian beast"? The system directly rewards you with "Four Ancient Ferocious Beast Cubs"!

The cultivation techniques, magical treasures, and spiritual medicines that the chosen one painstakingly found... well, sorry, they're all mine now!

From then on, the so-called chosen one was reduced to a "treasure-hunting mouse" working for the night owl.

...

Uchiha Shimei has transmigrated.

The good news is that he transmigrated into the Uchiha clan; the bad news is that the system has a bug, insisting that he is Hashirama Senju.

[Ding! Detected that Lord Hashirama has appeared among the Uchiha clan. Lord Hashirama, please show your hospitality as Hokage and shake hands with 10 Uchiha clan members!]

[Mission Reward: Unmarked Healing!]

[Ding! Detected. Huh? Hashirama-sama has awakened the Sharingan? Looks like it's his younger brother Tobirama's doing. Mission issued: Correct Itachi Uchiha's misconceptions!]

[Mission Reward: Mangekyou Sharingan!]

During the Third Shinobi World War, looking at Uchiha Shinobu, who was even more skilled in using Wood Release than himself, Senju Hashirama fell silent: "Damn it, I feel like he's more like Senju Hashirama than I am!"

Ever since Youhe accidentally watched a bit of the anime "Tales of Demons and Gods" with his sister, he'd become completely obsessed. He followed the anime to the manga, and then to the novel. But the more he read, the more he felt it was a mild harem novel. He also saw many readers' skepticism about Xiao Ning'er's fate: because she stayed up all night reading the novel, got up at 5 a.m. to go to high school, and then stayed up again reading the novel until 3 a.m. before going to bed, she died of heart failure at a young age. She then transmigrated into the body of Nie He, the younger brother of the male protagonist Nie Li, a character not present in the original story.

Since this is a new story and an adaptation, there may be many problems. Readers, please point them out and I will definitely read and revise them. Please be kind. ₍ ⸝⸝· ᴥ ·⸝⸝ ₎ Qiu Mi~

This story features some detailed descriptions; if you find it disorganized, you can skip to the end 👀. The main text? Just a little bit. Because the plot is quite extensive, there will be a long process of organizing it. Please be gentle with your comments; writing is hard work (๑＞ڡ＜)☆

When he opened his eyes, he found himself as Konoha's orphaned "demon fox" - Uzumaki Naruto? !

What greeted me was not the halo of the protagonist, but the hatred of the whole village, the sealing of the Nine-Tailed Fox, and a future script full of pitfalls and fights between gods in the original work!

I know all the plots well, but there is only one cold voice in my heart: **Survive!

Thus, a "movie star" appeared in Konoha Village:

On the surface, he is still the sunny, passionate, and mischievous "No. 1 in Accidental Loser", creating "laughter and joy" with exaggerated words and deeds and bizarre ninjutsu (seduction? That's a strategic weapon!).

At its core, however, lies the ultimate calmness and ruthless calculation of a time traveler. The villagers' cold stares? Secretly "cleaning up" a few extremists is just the appetizer. A future formidable enemy? Capitalizing on information gaps and preemptive planning and targeted cultivation are the best strategies!

My cheat code? Only "familiarity with the plot"!

Flying Thunder God? The Sealed Book incident, it is my only target!

Sage Mode, Nine-Tailed Fox Power? The training route has been planned in advance, and the efficiency is maximized!

Tragedy? Haku, Zabuza, Jiraiya, Neji... whoever can be saved, no one will be spared! Anyone who dares to stand in my way, even God will kill them!

Konoha is my home and even more so my "property"!

He secretly managed his power, won over Shikamaru and Hinata, and secretly subdued Haku...

Overthrow Danzo, eliminate internal troubles, and integrate forces with an iron fist!

The Five Kage Summit? With intelligence and the power of a sage, I'll outwit the Kage and lead the coalition!

Protect the people I cherish?

[Transmigration + Slice of Life + System + No Combat] [Completed]

Starts with Nine Elements!

Raiden Ei acting rebellious at the start?

No problem—just have her big sister slap her a few times!

Raiden Shogun throwing a tantrum?

Easy fix—give her some sweet desserts and she’ll calm right down!

[Fate][Female-dominated][Crossdresser][Type-Moon][Xiao Nan Girl][Females outnumber men]

(The text in parentheses at the beginning of Chapter 1 is so beautiful! So beautiful! So beautiful! I'm saying it three times because it's important... Otherwise, I know you readers will have a lot of questions.)

He was reborn in England at some unknown time, becoming a prince named Astolfo, and was also bound to a system.

In a world where men generally have a lower status than women, I, as an only child, have been dressing as a woman since I was a child, and I am even about to marry a prince from another country!

The prince was said to be incredibly handsome, and the women who wanted to marry him could line up from Britain to Rome.

The problem is, I'm a man, how can I marry another man?!

…………

Artoria Pendragon has recently encountered a difficult situation because her teacher, Melie, is urging her to get married as soon as possible.

To avoid Sister Wang's hostility, she had been pretending to be a man since she was a child, and now that she has reached the right age, it is indeed time for her to get married.

The problem is, she's a woman! How can she marry another woman?!

And so, the prince, disguised as a woman, ran away on the eve of his wedding to the beautiful woman, who was disguised as a man!

"In conclusion, historically, King Arthur and his lover Astolfo were never truly in love, and as their Master, I absolutely cannot condone such a marriage!"

"So, Ah Fu, please marry me!"

"Master, you..."

Astolfo hesitated, looking at the drooling Gudako getting closer, wondering whether he should remind her that a bunch of Saber and Heroic Spirits with murderous expressions were standing behind her.

[Multiple female leads] [Dual Devil Fruit abilities] [Scroll King]

He is the man who respects Kaido the most;

He is Kizaru's close friend, a rascal in the eyes of Sengoku, Garp, Zephyr, and Tsuru, and the Five Elders' number one enemy.

He was the childhood nightmare of Luffy and his brothers, the target Zoro vowed to kill, the scumbag pervert Sanji hated most, the pervert in Franky's eyes, and the idol of Usopp and Chopper.

He was the man who transformed the white-bearded man from a "kind father" into a "strict father."

He was the opponent who made Red-Haired Shanks lose face; the man who broke Hawkeye's defenses.

He is the one who tramples on the dreams of Doflamingo, Gecko Moria, and Kozuki Momonosuke.

He is the nemesis of evil in the eyes of the common people, a legend of thunder and dragons, and the most powerful and benevolent thunder god in the history of Skypiea...

Ottosama Lodge is unwilling to acknowledge these labels, but he has never spoken out in defense of them.

Because what they said made so much sense...

Roll up your sleeves, guys! You're all too weak! You can't even beat a gorilla? You want to save the world? Are you out of your mind?

[Era + Book Travel + Sweet Love + Changing Plot + Daily Life]

Jiang Wanwan died suddenly from staying up late after the college entrance examination, and traveled back in time to the tragic drama of the period that she had watched with her grandmother.

When I found out that I was the heroine who had suffered all her life, I felt terrible!

In order to escape her tragic fate, she stubbornly made a deal with the gang leader who was said to like her.

Unexpectedly, I ended up getting myself involved.

At the beginning

Jiang Wanwan [feeling guilty]: I want to be a bad woman who takes advantage of other people’s feelings.

later

Jiang Wanwan [wiping nosebleed]: Who can control this?!

at last

Jiang Wanwan [playing badly]: I won’t pretend anymore, I’m a big race fan and I’m laying my cards on the table!

*

On the eve of the wedding.

Jiang Wanwan [worriedly]: "I won't suffer in the future if I marry you, right?"

Shen Tingjun [decisively]: "Bitter? I'll make you so sweet that you'll die!"

Jiang Wanwan: “…” That’s not necessary.

The years that followed proved that Shen Tingjun had indeed not boasted. After marrying him, Jiang Wanwan had indeed never suffered any hardship, and her life was full of sweetness...

*

Reborn Female Supporting Character: After I go to the countryside in this life, I must firmly grasp the heart of my future wealthy ex-husband! Huh? Where's my nemesis Jiang Wanwan?

Jiang Wanwan, who lives in a small western-style house and enjoys a good life, said: I am doing well in the city, I won’t go to the countryside to suffer!

[Note before reading: Due to the needs of the plot, some parts of the article do not conform to real history. Please read it as a fictional article.]

【No system + Ultra hot-blooded battles + Single heroine: Konan + Drifting Konan + Mid-story Uchiha Hikaru unsealed】

Lin Feng was just watching Naruto at home when he unexpectedly transmigrated into Nagato—right in the middle of his confrontation with Hanzo. To break the stalemate, he directly unleashed the power of the Uzumaki bloodline, starting a new life surviving side by side with Konan…

“Rest in peace, Yahiko. Konan and I will live well. But it won’t just be the two of us—there’ll be our future child, too…”

“This time, I’m not here to make the world feel pain. I’m here to give the world a final answer!”

“I’ll use my knowledge of the Naruto world to consolidate resources and utterly destroy everything from the Boruto era—the nonsense that disrespected the spirit of true shinobi, that insulted what so many fans loved, what we once called our youth… the very idea of the ninja!”

“All that talk about ‘the age of ninja has ended’… As long as I, Nagato, am here—it will NEVER end!!”