The big hammer is 80, the small hammer is 40. We have superb craftsmanship and transparent prices. There's a discount if you use two hammers together. ~ Auntie, look at your Devil No. 1. The decoration is too low. Want a couple of hammers? That beautiful lady in long johns, is this your home called Merlot Heaven? The decoration is not very good. Want a couple of hammers? Hey, you birdman with a face full of beard, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you two hammers for free! This academy... Let's demolish it. I'll build you a doghouse to live in!

After traveling through a parallel world, Chen Mu woke up in his family's ancestral tomb, with a stunningly beautiful campus beauty by his side.

Behind him, a beautiful female zombie is chasing him relentlessly.

At the critical moment, bind the system.

Start,

The Golden Light Mantra is complete!

Black gold ancient sword!

The sixteen-character secret technique of Yin and Yang Feng Shui!

Completing the initial mission will reward you with Qilin bloodline and Fenghou Qimen...

The tomb is dangerous! ?

Oh!

It doesn't exist!

Following Chen Mu's series of actions, the school beauty Ye Jin affirmed: "You are definitely a tomb robber!"

When the archaeological team and the police surrounded Chen Mu...

Chen Mu directly threw out the family tree: "What tomb robbing? I'm here to repair the ancestral tomb!"

Another perspective:

I have seen many tomb robbers, and I have also seen many people from the archaeological team. Chen Mu has nothing to do with either of them. He... is a brutal bandit!

Big Zongzi: I had just stepped out of the coffin when I was slapped twice. I clearly remember he only said two words... Robbery!

Queen Jingjue and Queen Mother of the West: He said he wanted to talk about ideals and life, on that dark and windy night...!

Weird Red Snake: I never knew I was such a delicacy!

…

Zhang Tao traveled through time and space, and even traveled to the body of Zhang Tao, one of the world's most powerful martial artists. The so-called shame of the True King, but Zhang Tao, the backbone of humanity, was under great pressure. Fortunately, the Kongtong Seal that brought him through time and space was still there. From then on, Zhang Tao gathered the destiny of the human race into himself, and used the Kongtong Seal, the human race's most precious treasure, to suppress all those who disobeyed him. In the heavens and all realms, the human race is respected. Anyone who dares to plot against the human race will be killed, no matter how far away! Fang Ping: "Boss Zhang is mighty, 666!" The Emperor of Heaven: "If you have the guts, put down the Kongtong Seal, and we will fight again!"

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

A shuriken flew through the air.

This is an unexpected angle.

The moment he was so close, Yu Xiaobai's eyes widened - not because of the sharp weapon that carried death, but because of the enemy that jumped out of the shadows, and a line of text that should not exist in this world appeared behind him.

[To be continued…]

"To be continued?"

…

After traveling to the world of Naruto, Yu Xiaobai went through confusion and began to gradually accept reality. When he finally became a glorious Konoha ANBU, a battle brought him back to the real world.

"In 2017, "Weekly Shonen Jump" began serializing "Naruto"..."

"Wait, 2017, Naruto?"

On a certain page of black and white paper, he appeared...

The tempered ninja's heart was deeply damaged.

Shimizu Toru, 19 years old, is a time traveler. But he did not travel to another world, but came to Tokyo in the parallel world in 2019. He is a rookie voice actor who has just debuted, and his savings are not even enough to pay the rent for next month. Forced by life, he had to participate in the recruitment interview of Rainbow Club and became a virtual anchor with a skin. "The reason why I chose to be a VTB is for three things - make money! Make money! Or make money!" In order to make more and better money, he took advantage of the popularity, visited other people's homes, did business by doing fraud, and even reversed the Chinese version of a certain audio divine song. But why are people getting closer and closer? I really don't plan to play Shura Field! ? The following content may appear in this book: peaches, holding hands, timeline confusion, plagiarism and fusion of songs

Major League players reborn in the world of baseball.

Day 1 of Rebirth: Daily Sign-in Gets 【Healthy Body】 x1

Rebirth Day 2; Daily Sign-In Gets 【Full Set of Habitual Balls】 x1

Day 3 of Rebirth:.

Cheng Gongming looked at the guardrail curiously~~ “Is this really useful?”

Xie Yu, ranked 33rd on the Hunter website, discovered a large number of ancient tomes containing dragon inscriptions in a mysterious tomb. These tomes record the experiences of an immortal: [Dragon blood as a medicinal ingredient can activate human power; this is the path to becoming a god.] [I met a young man named Zhang Jue, who, unsupervised, mastered the Words of Wind, Spirit, and Fire.] [That little boy named Li came to celebrate my thousandth birthday. I was delighted, but why did he send a female dragon? What did he take me for? ...But it's okay.] [Three hundred years in a dream. The so-called emerging dragon-slaying families of the West still view bloodlines with such a narrow mindset.] [Meineke Cassel is an interesting young man. With a little guidance, he's glimpsed a glimpse into the path to becoming a god. A quick calculation... Huh? Why won't he survive this summer?] ...and then...

In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)

"My life is not worth it after all..."

An Lingrong was reborn after being filled with resentment, and this time God seemed to be particularly fond of her. Her originally pretty face was transformed into Chun Yuan's!

"I am so lucky to be loved by God in this life. If Lingrong can have a chance to live again, I will definitely live up to God's will!"

From a small promise, she rose step by step. Lingrong said that concubine, what is a noble concubine? In this life, she wants to be the queen!

[The heroine repays kindness and revenge. She will never fall in love with the scoundrel emperor and will focus on her career!]

[The Emperor's personality will change. In the early stage, he treated Lingrong as a substitute, but in the later stage, he doted on his true love! ]

"After 60 chapters, she will become alienated from Zhen Huan and the others and start fighting in the palace ✔"