Jia Zheng traveled through the Red Mansion and became a bastard of the Jia family.

With the awakening of the listening system, any malicious advice he followed would trigger a benign reversal.

Mrs. Wang: "I just asked him to copy more Buddhist scriptures, how did he become a master of calligraphy?"

Jia Mu: "I just said that as a bastard, he can't inherit the family business and must have a skill. I didn't ask him to invent something, create something new, or be granted a title by presenting treasures!"

Jia She: "I was really teasing him. Although my Jia family is a family of military generals, I didn't ask you to become the best master in the world. You don't need to listen to advice like this."

Jia Zhen: "I asked him to marry Qin Keqing for my own sake. Who knew I would have a stroke and become paralyzed? " Jia Jing

: "I persuaded him to practice Taoism with me, but I lied to him. How did he succeed?"

In the end, facing Jia Zheng's gratitude, everyone in the Jia family was stunned.

"We really want to trick you."

After traveling through a parallel world, Chen Mu woke up in his family's ancestral tomb, with a stunningly beautiful campus beauty by his side.

Behind him, a beautiful female zombie is chasing him relentlessly.

At the critical moment, bind the system.

Start,

The Golden Light Mantra is complete!

Black gold ancient sword!

The sixteen-character secret technique of Yin and Yang Feng Shui!

Completing the initial mission will reward you with Qilin bloodline and Fenghou Qimen...

The tomb is dangerous! ?

Oh!

It doesn't exist!

Following Chen Mu's series of actions, the school beauty Ye Jin affirmed: "You are definitely a tomb robber!"

When the archaeological team and the police surrounded Chen Mu...

Chen Mu directly threw out the family tree: "What tomb robbing? I'm here to repair the ancestral tomb!"

Another perspective:

I have seen many tomb robbers, and I have also seen many people from the archaeological team. Chen Mu has nothing to do with either of them. He... is a brutal bandit!

Big Zongzi: I had just stepped out of the coffin when I was slapped twice. I clearly remember he only said two words... Robbery!

Queen Jingjue and Queen Mother of the West: He said he wanted to talk about ideals and life, on that dark and windy night...!

Weird Red Snake: I never knew I was such a delicacy!

…

Upon waking, Nobita finds himself sixty years behind in technology. In the town of Tsukimidai, all memories of Doraemon vanish along with the regressed era. After a series of twists and turns, Nobita and his friends learn the truth: an unprecedented, massive, and trans-temporal war is unfolding, its target the future where humanity's technology is booming. The dominoes hidden in the past have already fallen, about to form a colossal wave that will engulf every era of humanity. The only clue is a snapshot taken across time. On September 19, 1492, at the center of the temporal vortex, the Time Police captured a photograph of the back of a blue nursing cat-shaped robot. This becomes the catalyst for Nobita and his friends being drawn into this trans-temporal heist. As they uncover more and more clues across different eras, a massive conspiracy gradually surfaces.

Qin Xiaofan, a mecha pilot from the new era, transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West. This should have been a joyous occasion. However, he ended up as a flea… [Ding! God-level Evolution System activated!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, first successful evolution, gaining immortality!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for incorporating a trace of Golden Cicada's essence blood, gaining +3 Comprehension!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining one of the Thirty-Six Heavenly Divine Abilities: Five Elements Great Escape!] [Ding! You bit Chang'e, and the Jade Emperor is very angry!] … Qin Xiaofan was excited, but also troubled. How could he keep a low profile after such a commotion? His strength wouldn't allow it!

Li Fei traveled to a world that was a fusion of countless Hong Kong films and became a patrol policeman. The golden finger gave him two skills and the ability to disguise himself.

From then on, a night detective appeared in the Hong Kong Police Force.

When he tells you to stop, you'd better stop, or he'll shoot you.

In the light, he is a policeman and the crime nemesis of the police force.

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Xie Yu, ranked 33rd on the Hunter website, discovered a large number of ancient tomes containing dragon inscriptions in a mysterious tomb. These tomes record the experiences of an immortal: [Dragon blood as a medicinal ingredient can activate human power; this is the path to becoming a god.] [I met a young man named Zhang Jue, who, unsupervised, mastered the Words of Wind, Spirit, and Fire.] [That little boy named Li came to celebrate my thousandth birthday. I was delighted, but why did he send a female dragon? What did he take me for? ...But it's okay.] [Three hundred years in a dream. The so-called emerging dragon-slaying families of the West still view bloodlines with such a narrow mindset.] [Meineke Cassel is an interesting young man. With a little guidance, he's glimpsed a glimpse into the path to becoming a god. A quick calculation... Huh? Why won't he survive this summer?] ...and then...

Shimizu Toru, 19 years old, is a time traveler. But he did not travel to another world, but came to Tokyo in the parallel world in 2019. He is a rookie voice actor who has just debuted, and his savings are not even enough to pay the rent for next month. Forced by life, he had to participate in the recruitment interview of Rainbow Club and became a virtual anchor with a skin. "The reason why I chose to be a VTB is for three things - make money! Make money! Or make money!" In order to make more and better money, he took advantage of the popularity, visited other people's homes, did business by doing fraud, and even reversed the Chinese version of a certain audio divine song. But why are people getting closer and closer? I really don't plan to play Shura Field! ? The following content may appear in this book: peaches, holding hands, timeline confusion, plagiarism and fusion of songs