【Entertainment】【Easy and funny】

Thank you for the invitation, people have just become the second-tier top stream, and the counterattack system of collapsed houses has been 16 years early.

"System, you mean that in three months, I will be smeared by the former company and blocked by the whole network."

"At the same time, I released the 'Ningxian Incident', which frantically exploded the black material of the rest of the stars, and collapsed half of the entertainment industry overnight."

"It's true, what can you do in those three months? It's better to 'Ningxian Incident' in advance. ”

【Mission: Take a Bath】

[Reward: Singing +30, Temperament +10.] 】

"Don't be in a hurry to bury it, you can still save it."

"Who said this system is old, this system is amazing"

Ning Xian began to brush up on the task while preparing for the 'Ning Xian Incident'.

"It turns out that the end point of the collapsed house is to pull the entire entertainment industry to accompany the funeral."

"But it's not like it's a good house collapse counterattack, what the hell are the ex-girlfriends of the future diva you said in the system?"

(First add oil, then add a little Honkai, then add a little card, stir-fry over high heat...)

Thousands of years ago, a dilapidated alien spaceship crossed the sky of the blue planet, and countless cards flew from the holes to all parts of the world, thus opening the era of cards...

Yuan Yu came to this world in the constant mistakes of the system. He originally just wanted to play with the pre-Honkai civilization, but...

"All the work of creation has been completed.

The day has undoubtedly come -

the fetus of philosophy -

reshape the world for us!"

Yuan Yu:?

"A cute girl's heart is omnipotent, right?"

Yuan Yu looked at this seemingly normal pink girl and was about to breathe a sigh of relief.

But he saw her take out a golden mechanical capsule and threw it out, and then a pink and white manta ray that covered the sky appeared in the sky.

"Go! Great Freedom, make them all shiny?"

Yuan Yu: This Honkai is too Honkai...

Hyperion, a mysterious ship that travels through the sea of quantum, spans time, travels through space, and sails through various worlds. Unknowingly, more and more people are on board...

Kiana: "Captain, why is there one more!"

Mei: "Captain, can you explain this new sister?"

Bronya: "You playboy, go to Siberia and dig potatoes!"

Jizi: "Captain, what's the situation with this person who looks so much like me?"

…

Captain (sweating): "Ahem, I just want to give you a warm home. Let's talk it over. Put down the Nameless Realm and the Clear and Condensed Realm in your hands first..."

(Multiple female protagonists) (Bengtie + Bengsan) (Relaxed daily life)

(Received: Xiadie, Alicia, Aglaia, Tirispios, Mebius, Eden)

What is it like to come to Omphalos and unlock the pleasure system?

"What? You want me to hug Xiadie? System, you want me to die and then find a new host, right?"

But fortunately, someone was very powerful and managed to complete the task.

As a result, he got a butterfly that begged him to hug it every day.

The three little Tibaos are so cute, but they are too small and can’t do anything. It would be great if they could grow up.

[Yes, the host has it]

Looking at the two-star big Tibao in front of me that can change size at will, it is so delicious.

What? I heard the Star Train stopped outside Omphalos?

OK, OK.

"Dear Walter Yang, isn't my Skyfire Judgment very handsome?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Otto~"

"Oh? Black Swan seems to have noticed me."

It seems that she only cares about food and not punishment, and even invited herself to be her dance partner.

"The Dance of Eternal Calamity 2.0"

One day, he came to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd.

He also picked up little Ai Li who had just fallen from the sky, and his mission was to raise her!

Let him suffer this kind of pain. If he doesn’t go to hell, who will?

But after growing up, Alicia's relationship with him seemed a little different.

She was a medical genius from the Noah Medical Academy as well as a drug producing specialist. After sleeping for three days, she had returned to the ancient era and become the loyal marquis palace’s ignorant and silly young miss.

He was the supreme king of the Jia Luo Kingdom, with prestige around the whole world. With an ice cold face and a ice cold manner, he was entangled by her strong and overbearing manner, vowing to never let go.

Accidentally falling on him, he said, “This king will never suffer a loss.” Never suffering a loss, so he kissed her back.

Accidentally hitting his face, he said, “This king will never fight with a woman, I only nip women.”

Five fingerprints. Not only has he nipped her five times, he still collects interest.

Once she crossed over, she became a bullied trash. Watch her now as she concoct pills, refine artifacts, govern treasures, crush white lotuses, and tame beasts.

She points her sword to the heavens with pride.

Yet unexpectedly she falls into the hands of a certain two-faced cold prince.

When she was eaten again and again, Feng Xing Ying bellows “GET LOST!”

He hooks his finger: “Darling, I’m ready to get lost in these sheets whenever you want.”

In that distant and mysterious magical continent, on its vast lands, humans and elves coexisted harmoniously, each guarding their own territory. However, in the far north of this continent, perpetually covered in ice and snow, with howling winds, a boy quietly grew up under the careful care of an elf. Under the tutelage of his elf mother, he lived among the ice and snow, conversing with nature.

The boy possessed an innate talent for ice magic, and as he grew older, his mastery of ice magic became increasingly refined. Upon reaching adulthood, under the earnest urging of his elven mother, he bid farewell to his familiar home in the far north and stepped into the bustling yet unfamiliar human society.

In the human magic academy, he eagerly learned various magical knowledge and skills, constantly honing his abilities. However, his peaceful study life did not last long, as a dark force was quietly surging deep within the continent—the demons, this ancient and evil race, were plotting a world-shaking invasion.

When the shadow of evil first appeared, the continent was plunged into panic and chaos. At this time, he, now a master ice mage, resolutely shouldered the responsibility of fighting against the demons. Could his ice magic become the dawn that dispelled the darkness? How would his experiences in human society affect this war that concerned the survival of the continent? On this magical continent full of mystery and the unknown, a thrilling and legendary tale begins…

[Host Chu Jiuli, before the age of 18 you strictly controlled your younger sister Chu Youting’s life, interfering in every detail of her choices. This caused her to grow up emotionally suppressed and lacking confidence]

[At 18, after entering university, Chu Youting broke free from your control and began to express herself freely]

[At 20, Chu Youting became addicted to virtual social networks, escaping reality, eventually leading to academic failure and dropping out]

[At 22, she guaranteed a loan for a friend and ended up in 500,000 yuan of debt]

[At 24, she broke ties with you, crying and saying you ruined her life]

[At 30, you looked at your shattered family and your reckless, self-indulgent sister. Filled with regret, you decided to reconcile with her and help her return to normal life]

[Host Chu Jiuli, are you willing?]

Facing the system prompt, Zhang Muchen was speechless

System, you’ve clearly picked the wrong person~_~

The campus beauty Chu Jiuli sits in front of me...

[Have a meal with the younger sister—reward: 2000 yuan]

Zhang Muchen quickly responded: System, you’re right, I’m Chu Jiuli

Not long after, Chu Jiuli angrily watched Zhang Muchen getting closer and closer to her sister

This guy—how did he manage to win over my sister?

Alternate title: “The system went off-track and gave the campus beauty’s system to the wrong person”

[Double male protagonists + main attacker + quick wear + double strength and double purity + kill me if it’s not sweet]

[Calm and crazy humanoid iceberg beauty top vs. easily sliced ​​bottom]

Xiao Ji, a god transformed from ten thousand years of ice, is in charge of laws and only abides by rules. He is unreasonable and unkind.

I never expected that the first time I went to the mortal world to do a mission was to gain the love of the mission target on behalf of the scumbag.

What's even more unreasonable is that the target of the mission is actually his lifelong enemy, Fenghuang, Yinnian, who never follows the rules.

There was no other way but to press the person down on the bed and rub him.

——

暴躁金主：“说爱我！别逼老子揍你！”

The God of War Prince: "I will not seize the kingdom, I will only seize you."

Leng Han's roommate: "What's wrong with the dormitory? Can't you be a little gentler?"

Childhood alpha: "Even if you turn into a pile of shit, I'll still love you, okay?"

…

——

The phoenix is ​​born from fire, only to melt the ice.

[System Flow + Villainous Female Protagonist + Egoism + Number One Prodigy + Semi-Invincible Power Fantasy + No CP]

After transmigrating, Nan Xian becomes the fake prodigy used by a top-tier family to save face, just as she’s about to face off against the real prodigy. Await death? No rush, here comes the system to the rescue.

[Ding! The Ultimate Villain System is at your service.]

[Slap your arrogant fiancé in the face, reward: Divine Beast Mount.]

Nan Xian: Kill him.

Her younger brother and sister are the destiny-bound protagonists destined to oppose her? No, they are her most loyal servants.

…

In an era of great competition, destiny’s chosen protagonists are everywhere.

On the surface, she’s the saintly prodigy with a cold, gentle, moonlight-like demeanor. Behind the scenes, she’s the ultimate villain. Those so-called destiny’s protagonists? They’re just walking treasure troves. Time to reap the rewards.