This book solemnly promises that you can criticize the author, but please don't criticize me after you've criticized the author!

The protagonist is a transmigrator with a relatively open mind. He suffered some torment, which led him to become a heretical cultivator.

Although his style of doing things was somewhat extreme, at least he cleaned things up thoroughly, leaving no future troubles.

[Beast Taming Transformation + Race Sequence + Forced Contract]

On the blue planet, monsters roam freely.

Su Chen has been in the world of Earth for two and a half years. Just a second before the college entrance examination, he finally awakens his own cheat system – the achievement system.

You can earn various rewards by achieving certain accomplishments.

And his first reward was...

[Forced Contract: The host can forcibly form a contract with any monster they come into contact with; the monster cannot refuse!]

Not only can it forcibly contract wild monsters, but it can even forcibly contract other people's contracted monsters!

The National College Entrance Examination (Gaokao) has begun!

Who would have thought that the school beauty of Yecheng No. 1 High School was actually a demon beast, and a nine-tailed fox demon beast, the seventh in the race sequence!

Su Chen looked at the Forced Contract skill in his hand, and a bold idea immediately popped into his mind.

Such a charming nine-tailed fox, shouldn't we force her into a contract and bring her home?

······

As Su Chen's level increased, he encountered more and more transformed monsters, and the situation became increasingly strange.

Azure Phoenix Songstress, Vampire Queen, Snow Maiden Lolita...

All the others could say was, "We told you to tame beasts, not goddesses!"

Ye Xiao transmigrated to a parallel world and bound himself to the Pokémon Popularization System.

As long as the word "Pokémon" becomes popular enough, he can exchange it for all kinds of advanced technologies.

So, Ye Xiao and his team worked day and night to make an animation, pushing the Pokémon anime to national popularity, and the system’s popularity progress reached 1%.

And just 1% popularity unlocked a complete brain-computer interface technology?

Originally intending to just make animations honestly, Ye Xiao suddenly had a bold idea: Virtual Pokémon!

When he announced his company’s next plan, the fans were all stunned.

Wait, you're making great animations—why are you developing virtual Pokémon?

You're just an animation company—can you even make a game?

Jiang Feng, a top-tier playboy and a super master of the infinite flow genre, suddenly found himself in a new system job after completing his infinite flow mission! He needed to quickly transmigrate to each small world and become the villain brimming with resentment. These villains were all stumbling blocks on the male and female protagonists' path to success, and all sacrifices on their love journey. Their final fates were invariably tragic deaths, and Jiang Feng had now become one of them. The system originally thought its host could only fulfill the original owner's wishes, but unexpectedly, the absurdity continued. [A top-tier, stunningly beautiful female celebrity presented all her cards—"Jiang Feng, I…I like you. As long as you're with me, all of these are yours."] [A pure and innocent school beauty senior couldn't help but say—"Junior, I have a love story I want to discuss with you."] [A dashing female city lord from a zombie world presented the city lord's token with both hands—"Jiang Feng! As long as you marry me, the city lord's token is yours! I want to be your city lord's wife."] The system was dumbfounded. Its host was too awesome.

【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

Transmigrating into my own novel? Even as a villain, knowing the plot would make me invincible, right? Turns out, the world I transmigrated into is actually a composite novel world, and I'm destined to be a minor villain in the early stages! No worries~ I get rewards every time I steal an opportunity from a protagonist! Who says novel villains have no future? A medical saint descends the mountain? The Dragon King returns? ...With me here, don't even think about stirring up trouble!

In his first month back in the modern world, Lin Muran picked up a girl at a comic convention—one who claimed to be a dragon.

“Life is but a dream, and humans are like specks of dust. Why do mortals always stare at half-naked women in paintings? How pitiful...”

“Put down that dakimakura first, then we’ll talk.”

In his second month, he ran into a girl at his doorstep, her smile clearly forced, held in place by her own fingers.

“Master said... if I register as a monster girl here, I can eat for free. Is that true?” the girl named Di Hou asked while maintaining her painfully fake grin.

“First of all, we already have one freeloader at home.”

By the third month, the door was knocked on yet again—this time, by a seemingly elegant older girl who claimed to be his number one anti-fan.

"Papa Lin, how about we collaborate on a Birdkin’s Tale? Guaranteed hit!"

"Honestly, I preferred it when you and your troll army were just roasting me in the comments."

Many years later, Qingyu, who has become a battle legend, a master champion, and the only big anchor on Poké TV, faced an interview with a reporter with a serious face:

"Some people always say that the current hellish battle environment is all my fault."

"Then let me ask you, what is Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds? Did I also teach Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard?"

"Answer me! Looking my eyes!"

The next day.

"The current hellish battle environment is all my fault."

"Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds, Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard were also taught by me."

Excerpted from Qingyu's original words.

——"Qishu Qishu Channel"

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world as a poor, low-income household?

Summer Pond (Xia Chi) thinks it wouldn’t be so bad to just raise a few cute Pokémon and live a plain but happy life.

But what the heck is this suddenly awakened Hex System?!

[Magical Masked Meow]

[Equipment: Trinity Force] (+33% Physical Attack, Special Attack, Physical Defense, Special Defense, Speed, HP)

[Equipment: Ember Crown] (+70% Spellcasting Speed, +10% Extra Damage; Skills inflict Burn effect on targets)

[Synergy: Grass Type (6)] — At the start of battle, increases Physical Attack, Physical Defense, and HP by 1% per second, up to a max of 200%. When the limit is reached, summon the Tree of Life!

[Synergy: Dark Type (6)] — Defeating opponents lets you collect Fear Points, each...

Reporter: Principal Li, your school is just a private college—why do global elites all want to become honorary alumni?

Li Mobai: Because we have the world’s best university-affiliated hospital. If the Eastern King of Hell wants you dead by midnight, our hospital will keep you alive till dawn! If the Western Grim Reaper wants to claim your soul, he’ll have to get our permission first! Become an honorary alumnus and enjoy exclusive medical services!

Reporter: Principal Li, as the only university in the country with its own high-speed rail station, are you proud?

Li Mobai: What’s there to be proud of? We’re planning to build a university airport next year!

Reporter: Principal Li, rumor has it that Shanhé University’s affiliated companies employ 1.8 million people—is that true?

Li Mobai: Of course that’s false!