My name is Xu Anyan. In my last life, I walked out of Blue Star, stepped into the starry sky, achieved the throne of emperor, and suppressed the sky.

After my death, I was reborn and bound to the [Comparison System] with the boy who stayed at my house.

Every once in a while, the system will conduct a strength comparison between the two sides.

If I win, I can get a lot of resource rewards and accelerate my development.

If I lose, I will go on [Dog Licking Adventure].

I have absolute confidence in myself, and the latter situation will never happen.

The first comparison... I actually lost?

Make him breakfast for five consecutive days, including at least one love omelette... If the other person's satisfaction is high enough, you can get a compensation reward?

Okay, barely acceptable.

In the second comparison, I lost again? Give him a massage?

In the third comparison, I lost again? Confess in front of everyone?

The fourth comparison... Inviting for a kiss? ? ? No, I have to talk to him, he can't get stronger anymore!

...

My name is Su Yuan, a time traveler with a system, staying at the home of my mother's best friend Aunt Xu.

Aunt Xu has a daughter who is a well-known and cold school beauty. She has a cold face and is extremely cold to everyone. She has lived together for a year and has only spoken to me a handful of times.

But starting from one day, she went out of her way and made me a loving breakfast, helped me relax and massaged me after practicing, and in the end she even openly confessed her love to me.

But when she did this, she still had a cold face, as if she was very reluctant.

what is this? The birth of a new species, the cold licking dog?

Until one day, she came to my room in the middle of the night...

[Farming + Village + Hegemony + Violent Joy + Military Generals + No Revenge Left Behind]

"Fengzi, do you want a wife?"

"Wife? Village chief, I want her!"

"If you want, join the army! Follow the rebels! Give them wives and food!"

"Okay, village chief!"

......

Three years later.

"The emperor of the new dynasty returns home in glory? Passing by our Zhaojia Village?"

"Hey! Fengzi...are you done with the battle?"

"No... No, oh my god! Meet His Majesty the Emperor!"

......

The introduction is weak, please read the main text!

【Suspense + Fantasy + Madness + Confusion + Decisive Killing + No System】

In a cave.

"Disciple, do you want to become an immortal?"

Looking at the companion who was suspected to be used as a medicinal material...

"Master, I am willing."

"Okay, then you are my disciple, ranked 20th, Taoist name Ziwei!"

"Thank you Master for the Taoist name."

"Disciple eats immortal pills."

"Okay Master."

"Disciple, I will teach you how to move your Qi."

"Okay Master."

"Disciple, you are about to ascend, your senior brother is waiting for you above!"

"Okay Master...ah?"

The eyes went dark, and then brightened.

"Welcome to ascend, little junior brother!"

"Wait, senior brother, why are you wearing a mental illness suit?"

This is a world of immortal cultivation where rituals and music have collapsed.

In order to compete for the luck of heaven and earth and the faith of all living beings, all immortal sects, powerful people, and geniuses are bragging crazily.

Wang Xiu traveled here and bound to the "bragging system".

As long as he heard others bragging, he could get rewards and become stronger on the spot.

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting mana +9999! ]

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Great Dragon Demon Subduing Golden Body! ]

[Ding! Someone is detected bragging, congratulations to the host for getting the Chaos Holy Body! ]

...

After tasting the sweetness.

Wang Xiu began to mingle in various social occasions and make friends.

As long as someone brags, there must be Wang Xiu who actively supports and shouts "666" to give the other person enough face.

He looks like a banished immortal, loves to listen to people bragging, and has a particularly sweet mouth.

Gradually, Wang Xiu became the "hot cake" of the entire world of immortal cultivation.

Countless geniuses and fairies announced in public:

[Brother Wang, I'm protecting you! [Those who bully my brother will be punished by the whole world!]

This situation lasted for a long time.

...

Until later.

Wang Xiu accidentally killed him with a punch, and led millions of demon troops to invade and swept away the Shura Evil Emperor of the nine holy places.

The atmosphere suddenly became subtle!

Entering a clichéd female novel world by accident. As long as he changes the negative perceptions of four female protagonists towards men, he can return to the real world with a reward of one billion. At first, Ji Mu thought this was a way to get rich, but as time went by, he gradually realized that something was wrong.

“System, didn’t you tell me that these female protagonists extremely despise men, and no matter how good I am to them, it would purely be a friendship?”

As Ji Mu looked at the few female protagonists in front of him, their cheeks blushing, their eyes filled with pink hearts, and constantly closing in on him, he broke out in a cold sweat, shrinking into a corner and shaking.

“I’m going to ask you one last time, are you really sure that this is just pure friendship?”

[Host, forget about friendship, do you know what a juicer is?]

Faced with the system’s sudden nonsensical question, he swallowed nervously, feeling an increasingly ominous premonition.

“W-what do you mean?”

[Just a friendly reminder…]

The system paused, its tone filled with helplessness and despair.

[All four of them are in front of you.]

…

If you were simultaneously pursued by beautiful girls with different personalities, what would you choose?

Only children make choices; normal people know to turn around and run.

“I can’t even handle one, let alone four!”

Ji Mu desperately clung to the doorframe and struggled in desperation before being dragged into the room: “System, save me!!!”

Unconditionally start simulation, simulated harvest full inheritance, abstract, funny, hide, kill decisively]

[The plot simulation of the main story is very long, the death will not be inexplicable, there is only one female protagonist, and 99% of the length is simulation (please do not read if you mind)]

After traveling through time, He Yu only wanted to marry the beautiful daughter of his savior, have children, and live an ordinary life.

But he awakened the simulator plug-in.

The simulator can simulate He Yu's entire life and bring back everything he has gained in the simulation, including cultivation, items, etc.

Moreover, He Yu’s simulator is very special. There are no restrictions on starting the simulation, and you can start it anytime and anywhere.

Excited He Yu started a simulation right away.

You enter the simulation

[You are blocked in the backyard room by your future brother-in-law]

He wants to fuck you

[You committed suicide by backhanding yourself, thus avoiding being poked in the eye]

You are dead

[End of this simulation]

He Yu was stunned by such a wild plot.

But after the shock, He Yu's face turned fierce: "If you want to make my butt smear, I will make your head move!"

"Simulator! On!!"

The final of the 18th World-Class Beast Taming Championship (No Rules)

Referee: "Day King only has one pet left, while his opponent still has two pets with plenty of energy. The situation is very unfavorable for Day King."

"Wait, what happened? The White King is warming up! He's going to take the field himself!"

Bai Ye stared at his dumbfounded opponent, tore off his upper body clothing to reveal his muscular physique, pressed down on the opponent's beast's head with one hand, and slammed it hard onto the ground, grinning maliciously:

"As a beast tamer, you just stood by and watched? Your skill level is far too low!"

......

In the era of beast taming, humans awakened their talent for taming beasts and formed contracts with magical beasts.

Plants, elements, souls, extradimensional creatures, weapons, concepts... can all become pets.

Bai Ye transmigrated here and awakened the [Boundary and Bond] talent. As long as his beast pet is defeated and returns to the Beast Taming Space, he can obtain all the abilities from his beast pet.

The strongest! The most powerful! The most domineering Beastmaster has been born.

Qiao Qixi woke up one day to find himself transmigrated as a polar bear and he merely took more care of the injured bear next door when the other side see him in a different light.

A gay… bear?

Later he found out his guess was right. Shit, experts say the animal world is full of homosexuals, it is indeed true! He was not deceived!

And it’s happened more than once.

Afterwards, regardless of whether he was transmigrated as a lion, tiger or leopard… he would be targeted by the same s*x.

Even as a peacock, there will be another peac*ck that will spread out its tail feathers to tempt him.

Is Qiao Qixi bothered by it, you ask?

No, he enjoys being fed by all the big guys.

Li Yan had just transmigrated to the Demon-Haunted Cultivation World when a sinister Old Daoist force-fed him a Medicine Pill laced with parasitic gu worms. On the verge of becoming a mere disposable s*ave for pill production, Li Yan unexpectedly awakened the Side Effect Collection System. The harsher the side effects, the more potent the reversed benefits!

Swallowed the Blood Egg Pill: Side effect reversed—Blood Qi Theft enabled! Steal the cultivation base of others!

Cultivated the heretical Burning Lamp Technique: Side effect reversed—Ignite enemies and summon a Golden Body Avatar!

Soaked in the Myriad-Aged Corpse Blood: Side effect reversed—Transform into a Ten-Thousand-Foot Golden Body!

About Yu Youning's Interstellar Card Repair Life: Yu Youning, an urban white-collar worker. She had just achieved the classic feat of being "falsely accused" of being a rich heiress in the "real vs. fake rich heiress" scenario. Before she could even enjoy life after escaping the fire pit, a black card appeared out of nowhere and struck her forehead, causing her vision to go black…