Travel through the Shang Dynasty, marry a beautiful wife, and have two big fat boys.
Yang Ling, who started from scratch and earned a fortune, lay contentedly on the chair, ready to enjoy the life of a wife and children, until-
"Husband, what do you think about naming my son Yang Jian?"
"I am Li Jing, the general of the Shang Dynasty. How dare a small demon be so presumptuous!"
"My name is Yu Ding. Can you let your son join my Chan Sect?"
...
Yang Ling's smile gradually solidified, and he realized that he had traveled through time to the Conferred God and became the biological father of Erlang Shen. He would soon die tragically at the hands of the heavenly soldiers and generals.
Fortunately, he only needs to do one good deed a day to get extra points and blind boxes, from which various rewards can be opened:
Nine Secrets, Immortal Apricots, Star Fruits, Eight Reverse Chaos Styles, Divine Elephant Prison Power, He Transformed into Free Heaven, One Qi Transformed into Three Pure Ones...
A few years later, the fact that the Princess of Heaven secretly married a mortal was exposed. Facing the dark clouds of gods and demons, Yang Ling looked relaxed:
I wanted to get along with you as a mortal, but in the end I only got alienation and oppression. I won’t pretend anymore. I am a saint and I will show my cards!
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This book is also known as "My Wife Always Wants to Help Me Become an Immortal", "The Story of Yang the Great Man's Cultivation of Immortality", "Yang Jian: I am Invincible with All My Dependence on My Father", "Whether Heaven is in Chaos or Not, My Father Has the Final Say"...
PS: There are already two old books with 10,000 subscriptions in the Honghuang flow. The character is guaranteed. Gentlemen are welcome to join the pit.
When Xiang was catching demons all over the world, I didn't stand up because I don't practice magic;
when Xiang was catching monsters all over the world, I didn't stand up because I'm not a monster;
when Xiang was catching sword cultivators all over the world, no one stood up to speak for us because they were not sword cultivators;
Xiang... He stopped catching people, and the world was peaceful.
——"XX Prison Essays"
【Female supremacy/rebirth/double purity/system. 】
The female protagonist is cruel and crazy, without a trace of kindness. Please show mercy if you don't like her.
Su Yao is the general of Fengqi country. She fought bloody battles on the battlefield to defend her country. In the end, she was framed by her most trusted family and friends. In the end, she was deserted by everyone and everyone wanted to kill her.
Starting over again, her eyes are full of madness and bloodthirstiness.
In this case, let's go to hell with her forever.
"Wife, are you satisfied with your husband's figure?" The man stood in the water and whispered softly in the woman's ear.
Su Su, why are we the only ones living in hell, while they are enjoying the sunshine? How can this be possible!!!
Gather supplies and seek power in an endless and bizarre apocalyptic world, and escape before it awakens! Hush! Do not alert the observer! Do not look the observer in the eye! Do not let the observer know—you know of its existence! ... "Pollution is both a power and a curse." "The eight types of pollution intermingle to create a nearly infinite number of pollution paths." "But the end of each path is madness." Five stages of pollution: Whispering (less than 10%): Initially polluted, you may occasionally hear hallucinations and have weak abilities. Resonance (10% to 20%): Pollution deepens, hallucinations intensify, and abilities steadily manifest. Etching (20% to 30%): Pollution begins to permanently alter your mind and body, and the cost becomes apparent. Dominant (30% to 40%): One or more types of pollution become the primary characteristics of your personality and physical body, and...
"Master, I am your disciple. Is it...appropriate for us to cultivate together?" "It's alright... Those who achieve great things don't concern themselves with trifles. As long as we both have a clear conscience, that's enough." Young Qin Feng had his eyes stolen and his meridians crippled, and was abandoned by his family. He obtained the Qian Yuan Chaos Tower, awakening the demon empress who had been sealed for ten thousand years. He reunited his divine eyes and condensed his sacred meridians. He cultivated the Eternal Overlord Technique, traversing the Nine Heavens and Eighteen Realms. However... "Cultivation is like rowing against the current; if you don't advance, you fall behind. It's time to cultivate, disciple..." "You're already complaining of being tired after only thirty-odd times! How can that be!" "You can't even handle me! How can you awaken my eight older sisters! How can you save your eight senior uncles!" "You've only cultivated ninety-seven times today. Let's make it a hundred before resting!" "Get up! Cultivate! Don't stop!"
Who's going to transmigrate and eat shit? And in a Western fantasy world no less! Did she die twelve times before finally getting to the right place to eat shit? The female lead saves the world? How? The system collapses, good and evil gods clash, species are on the verge of extinction, and everyone's destitute—how does she save them? Of course, she becomes the creator god and changes everything! If the righteous gods are gone, she rewrites the laws and abolishes the divine positions! If there's no system, she brings the millennia-old Chinese system with her; humans can become gods if they strive! What if the evil gods rebel? Then let the righteous gods suppress them! Elves and dragons become extinct? What are you thinking! Drag the gods out and whip their corpses! Let the gods manage everything! What if gods want to fall in love? Just decree that gods can't fall in love! If they fall in love, their divine positions will be revoked!
I am an ordinary cosplayer. And on a happy day, I cosplayed the beautiful, strong and miserable leader Zai that I had always dreamed of and went to the comic exhibition. Then I wore it? I wore it... When I thought I would meet Mr. Aisen with human nature, or the leader Zai of the black mud. I saw a cursed spirit that could make people lose san value...? I was silent for a long time, hugged the book in my arms, and saw the young teacher Ye Moth as I wished. Did I come quite early? When the No Longer Human was forced to become a cursed force invalidated, when the book was forced to become a binding special stunt cursed tool. When I... ps: 1. No CP 2. First-person lightning avoidance
[Metaphysics + Live Streaming + Thrilling Read]
The metaphysical master Yan Qiao was ambushed and transmigrated into a mystical artifact (a mobile phone) in the Xuanyuan Kingdom, becoming a virtual idol.
You start with just a mobile phone; from then on, you're entirely on your own.
Want to materialize your beliefs? Then just stream metaphysics to gain people's faith!
A child has been missing for months? Yan Qiao can calculate the house number where the child is hiding!
Is her own daughter possessed and eating raw meat? Yan Qiao remotely performs a hand seal and roasts the demon on the spot!
Fans lamented being harassed by a midnight phone call? Yan Qiaoling used divination to solve a 20-year-old cold case!
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In the Dharma-ending Age, the supernatural cultures of various countries are developing rapidly. The Onmyoji of Sakura Capital are eyeing us covetously from across the river, the magicians and witches of the Northern Snow Kingdom are on the verge of war, and the merfolk by the sea live in Buddhist seclusion.
Only the metaphysical culture of the Xuanyuan Kingdom gradually declined, and was even disliked by its own people for being old-fashioned.
Yan Qiao: Stiff? Is there some misunderstanding? Let's all get hyped!
Metaphysics is invincible and unstoppable!
Add technology, and I'll be the daddy!
[The eldest princess] [Yandere, crazy] [Daqing] [Somewhat like a prime minister] [Lin Wan'er is not accepted, those who mind please do not read]
On the official road from Kyoto to Jiangnan, a baby in a basket was crying loudly.
Maid: The eldest princess is an abandoned baby boy.
The eldest princess took a look and said: He is quite cute. Wan'er is only one year old. Let's take him with us. It will be a blessing for Wan'er.
Maid: Yes, Princess.
Protagonist: Wow wow wow wow…
The eldest princess (angrily): Tell him to stop crying!
Maid: Princess, he... he must be hungry...
Princess: ...Let me see~
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Princess: It’s quite cute. You’re lucky. Wan’er has never had it before.
Protagonist: Finally there is food!
Gurgle gurgle gurgle~
When he traveled to the game world he developed, his miserable life began to turn around...
You said you have no talent, so I created a super account for you...
You said you're weak, so I'll give you a Master Experience Card...
You said you don’t have any girls, sorry, all the girls are mine...