Yi Lan is dead.

But she came back to life.

Thus, there were two Yi Lan in this world.

One Hundred Ways to Conquer (or Kill) Yourself

【Notice】

1. Self-pleasure, watch with caution!!!

2. It has melodramatic elements, it's thrilling and satisfying, but it lacks logic.

3. The author, in his true colors, delivers a heartfelt performance!

As a strategist, Yi Lan accidentally killed herself while doing a quest.

And unfortunately, it died in pieces.

God: I'll give you one chance to be resurrected, do you want it?

Yi Lan: Yes.

God: Then go and bring yourself back first.

Yi Lan: ? ? ? I'm right here.

God: You are only half of yourself now; you are not complete.

Yi Lan: (picking her ear) Okay.

Content Tags: Perfect Match, Quick Transmigration

Main characters: Yi Lan, Yi Lan | Supporting character: System

[Tags] Red Mansion + Dark and Brilliant + Refreshing Fiction + Decisive Killing + Powerful Scheming. I opened my eyes and became Jia Huan, the most humble bastard in the Jia family. Everyone, including my own mother, thought I'd be Baoyu's lifelong stepping stone. But they didn't know that within this body resides a demon, borne from a sea of ​​blood and corpses! Lady Wang wants me dead? I'll kill those around her first! Jia Zheng despises me? I'll make him beg me on his knees to bring honor to the family! Baoyu thinks I've offended him? I'll crush everything he holds dear! They play with romance, I play with scheming, intrigue, and absolute violence! Awakening the "Dragon Elephant Prison-Suppressing Technique," I devour blood and energy, my strength soaring with every passing moment! Conquering fierce soldiers, entering the underground boxing ring, and gaining control of the military... When I rise with thunderous force, the entire Jia family will tremble in my wake! Daiyu, Baochai, Fengjie... When they see who is the true dragon of the Jia family, what will they choose?

[All-male romance + Pampered by the main characters + Female lead is not human + Ponzi/P story + No main couple in the main text]

BT version: So delicious, so satisfying!

Artistic version: "Teacher, what is a temple?"

The white-haired teacher: "A place where offerings of incense are made."

...

"Then how can one receive offerings?"

Xia You, the cult leader: "Having followers."

Uka thought to herself, "Then she'll never have her own temple, because she's a little monster who's half-human and half-snake."

Normal version:

One second ago, Ukasen was still fighting with the monster.

The next second, she was transported to the Cursed Return World.

Coincidentally, there were also a lot of disgusting things here, and unfortunately, she was about to run out of power.

At this critical moment, a system popped into her mind, seemingly indicating a connection malfunction, and told her:

The task was to collect **precious** information, correct the plot of the five-part series being cut short, and then, after flooding her mind with a large amount of plot information, he irresponsibly logged off.

Precious? Ukaqian looked at the Su Nuo finger she had just snatched from the pile of cursed spirits and revealed an evil smile.

But her joy was short-lived; she was taken in by a gentle yet wicked cult leader, beginning her disastrous undercover mission at the vocational college...

After a long while, the broken system came online with a sharp crack: "I told you to collect everyone's precious love, what the hell are you doing with so many of Sukuna's fingers?!"

Ukashin: ...

Damn it! She even messed up her system task!

After the screams subsided, the system looked at everyone's maxed-out favorability ratings and the lively Gojo Satoru, and fell into deep thought...

PS: The timeline is the 27th Five-Year Plan period, before the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons (I personally hope that some group members survived).

Yang Kaibai woke up from a daze and was shocked to find that he had traveled to a parallel world where elves and reality merged!

only……

My own beginner elf…

Can... reach the duck? !

"Kodak, don't sleep...Qiuqiu! This is...the elf battle battlefield!!"

"At your age and stage, can you sleep?!"

Faced with the urging of trainer Yang Kaibai to beg his grandfather to sue his grandmother, Kodakya still stood as motionless as a mountain... holding his head with melon seeds, frowning, inscrutable...

However, it falls over at the first touch!

Sleep wherever you fall.

…

Yang Kaibai: Send it! I'm going to do it right away!

Kodak Duck: When I fall asleep, the whole world will tremble! Gua!

Yang Kaibai: Stop croaking, Kodak, I don’t know if the world is trembling or not, but I have already started to tremble!

Kodak Duck: You are my whole world! Gua!

This is probably a relaxing, happy, and silly elf novel...

This book is also known as "Me and My Rival Elf", "My Rival Trainer and Me", "Trainer Yang Travels Through Time Again"

【The Three Biggest Rebels of the Heavenly Court】 + 【Wild Sun Wukong】 + 【Huaguo Mountain Becomes the Strongest Challenge】 + 【Protective Bodhi】 + 【Ultimate Lineup of Huaguo Mountain】

Transmigrating into the Journey to the West world, becoming Sun Wukong escorting Tang Seng on the westward pilgrimage, but being driven away by Tang Seng just for killing a few bandits?

Fine, fine! You want to kick me out, huh?

Then from now on, Huaguo Mountain will be the strongest obstacle on the journey west!

After Sun Wukong’s hard work, countless people joined, and since then,

the Huaguo Mountain lineup is:

Commander-in-Chief: Sun Wukong

Left Vanguard: Yang Jian

Right Vanguard: Nezha

Central General: Niu Mo Wang (Bull Demon King)

Deputy Generals: The Five Great Saints of Huaguo Mountain, the Seven Saints of Meishan

Vanguard Camp: The Seventy-two Cave Demon Kings and various other demon kings

Special Operations Team: Huang Feng Da Sheng (Great Sage of the Yellow Wind), Jiu Ling Yuan Sheng and his subordinates

Morale Squad: One million demon soldiers

Equipment Coordinator: Qing Niu Jing (Blue Bull Spirit)

Supply Coordinator: Zhen Yuan Zi

Special Sponsor: Haotian Jinque, the Supreme Jade Emperor

Hidden Helpers: The Old Lecturer, the Alchemist Elder...

Tang Seng: “Can’t get past, absolutely can’t get past. Buddha, this scripture can’t be obtained!”

Tathagata: “No, with this lineup, how do you expect me to fight?”

Buddhist Saints: “It’s all over. This isn’t a journey west, this is a damn Buddhist defense war!”

"When the four great continents collapse and the heavens fall, I shall ascend to the Heavenly Realm of Mount Ling and take command of the Thunderous Voice."

Ji Yuannian stood in silence upon a lotus seat of ten thousand leaves, clad in pristine white Buddhist robes. His jet-black hair cascaded like a waterfall, eyes cold and distant as he gazed toward the far western horizon, where the vast and mist-veiled Mount Sumeru loomed.

...

Wherever paths cross, there are only immortals or cultivators—seated in stillness, preaching the Yellow Court Scripture.

And so, the story begins...

In Beiju Luzhou.

Lin Su, who had just created a boxer account in the virtual game "Monster Hunter", traveled to Tokyo in the game world and became an unknown NPC.

When he found out that there was only one month left before a catastrophe happened in this world, Lin Su felt ruthless.

Gain attribute points by completing tasks? Max out your attack power!

Gain attribute points by killing monsters and leveling up? Max out your attack power!

Attack is the best defense. As long as I crush all the enemies, no one can hurt me (sure)!

A month later, when a large number of stupid players arrived and all kinds of monsters began to appear intensively, people suddenly discovered.

An invincible boy who can tear monsters apart with his bare hands appeared in Tokyo

"Let me punch you, just one punch."

On a rainy night, the azure dragon pattern on the boy's body glowed faintly...

Bai Chen picked up a keyboard, and he randomly pressed a key, and an identical version of himself was summoned. Hello, Bai Chen from Earth, I am Bai Chen from Blue Star, and I am a top student. So Bai Chen from Earth lived a life where he had to solve everything by himself. Bai Chen from Earth: "There is nothing that I can't solve by myself, and if I can't, I will summon 10,000 more of myself."

"Others would cry for help when they see a ghost, but I would ask first: Are you hungry?" There is a secret in Su Wanqing's broken kitchen - it can connect yin and yang. Since activating the "Incense Reputation Panel", the candies she sells have become soul-soothing candies, and the porridge she cooks can dissolve resentment. Even when she was taken to the ghost market by the ghost messenger Xie Wujiu to set up a stove, she could make the crying ghosts cry "incense" with a bowl of hot soup noodles. The life story of the "reincarnation of the little kitchen god" is getting more and more mysterious, but what bothers her more is the ghost messenger who always shakes the chain and has a mouth more poisonous than the kitchen fire: "Sprinkle chili powder on my soul sword again, believe it or not, I will lock you up in the underworld as a cook for a hundred years?" "Then Master Xie has to come to help me every day." - Who said it first? Why is he always stuffing underworld osmanthus flowers into her apron now?