Ghostly lanterns, like lacquer dotting pine blossoms, ghosts in autumn tombs sing Bao family poems. Yet, a century-old owl, transformed into a wood spirit, laughs from its emerald nest. Within the Taoist banners, a thousand ghosts hide, a myriad of demons are captured. The universe is vast within the gourd, time stretches on within the reed. With a thousand different dharmas and countless magical powers, let me ask: can immortality be achieved?

[Da Ming + Tianmu + Relaxed + Fiction + Cool Article]

Zhu Gaocan traveled through time to the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty and became Zhu Di's fourth son.

He had intended to develop quietly, but he never expected a strange phenomenon to happen from the sky, and the sky curtain exposed Zhu Gaocan to the world.

[The Earth leader now walking towards us is the most powerful carbon-based creature in human history, the Ming Taizong, known as the greatest emperor of all time—Emperor Shenhuang!]

[Zhu Gaocan's campaign to quell the rebellion lasted for two months!]

Zhu Gaocan was the heir apparent, and it was Zhu Di who passed the throne to him after he was resurrected in the 39th year of the Yongle reign.

Zhu Gaocan had already arranged shadow guards to be around Zhu Di during the Yongle era. This was a premeditated rebellion.

[Zhu Gaocan's biggest mistake was rebelling too late!]

Zhu Gaocan...

Zhu Di was stunned when he saw Tianmu praising Zhu Gaocan with all his heart.

Zhu Di: Then I leave?

Jia Zheng traveled through the Red Mansion and became a bastard of the Jia family.

With the awakening of the listening system, any malicious advice he followed would trigger a benign reversal.

Mrs. Wang: "I just asked him to copy more Buddhist scriptures, how did he become a master of calligraphy?"

Jia Mu: "I just said that as a bastard, he can't inherit the family business and must have a skill. I didn't ask him to invent something, create something new, or be granted a title by presenting treasures!"

Jia She: "I was really teasing him. Although my Jia family is a family of military generals, I didn't ask you to become the best master in the world. You don't need to listen to advice like this."

Jia Zhen: "I asked him to marry Qin Keqing for my own sake. Who knew I would have a stroke and become paralyzed? " Jia Jing

: "I persuaded him to practice Taoism with me, but I lied to him. How did he succeed?"

In the end, facing Jia Zheng's gratitude, everyone in the Jia family was stunned.

"We really want to trick you."

He had served in the strongest Special Forces, Heavenly Sword Special Force. As the commando of commandos, he created the Netherworld in the western underground world and became the formidable Oriental Yama. He said, “I’m Liu Feng. I’m adept at two things: killing and saving. If I want to cure someone, even ghost soldiers can’t take him away; if I want to kill someone, God can’t save him.” Now he was the bodyguard of Yang Shiwen, who was the daughter of the richest family in Donghai City and suffered from a rare disease. Could Liu Feng save Yang Shiwen’s life with his amazing art of healing? What would happen to his double life?

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Zhou Yi woke up and found himself in the Taiping Daoist Temple.

The old Celestial Master said, "Heaven has perished, the Yellow Heaven shall rise. From now on, you are the leader of the Taiping Sect."

Zhou Yi: "What, me?"

...

A failed art student, bringing order to a chaotic jianghu!

【The Three Biggest Rebels of the Heavenly Court】 + 【Wild Sun Wukong】 + 【Huaguo Mountain Becomes the Strongest Challenge】 + 【Protective Bodhi】 + 【Ultimate Lineup of Huaguo Mountain】

Transmigrating into the Journey to the West world, becoming Sun Wukong escorting Tang Seng on the westward pilgrimage, but being driven away by Tang Seng just for killing a few bandits?

Fine, fine! You want to kick me out, huh?

Then from now on, Huaguo Mountain will be the strongest obstacle on the journey west!

After Sun Wukong’s hard work, countless people joined, and since then,

the Huaguo Mountain lineup is:

Commander-in-Chief: Sun Wukong

Left Vanguard: Yang Jian

Right Vanguard: Nezha

Central General: Niu Mo Wang (Bull Demon King)

Deputy Generals: The Five Great Saints of Huaguo Mountain, the Seven Saints of Meishan

Vanguard Camp: The Seventy-two Cave Demon Kings and various other demon kings

Special Operations Team: Huang Feng Da Sheng (Great Sage of the Yellow Wind), Jiu Ling Yuan Sheng and his subordinates

Morale Squad: One million demon soldiers

Equipment Coordinator: Qing Niu Jing (Blue Bull Spirit)

Supply Coordinator: Zhen Yuan Zi

Special Sponsor: Haotian Jinque, the Supreme Jade Emperor

Hidden Helpers: The Old Lecturer, the Alchemist Elder...

Tang Seng: “Can’t get past, absolutely can’t get past. Buddha, this scripture can’t be obtained!”

Tathagata: “No, with this lineup, how do you expect me to fight?”

Buddhist Saints: “It’s all over. This isn’t a journey west, this is a damn Buddhist defense war!”

After traveling through a parallel world, Chen Mu woke up in his family's ancestral tomb, with a stunningly beautiful campus beauty by his side.

Behind him, a beautiful female zombie is chasing him relentlessly.

At the critical moment, bind the system.

Start,

The Golden Light Mantra is complete!

Black gold ancient sword!

The sixteen-character secret technique of Yin and Yang Feng Shui!

Completing the initial mission will reward you with Qilin bloodline and Fenghou Qimen...

The tomb is dangerous! ?

Oh!

It doesn't exist!

Following Chen Mu's series of actions, the school beauty Ye Jin affirmed: "You are definitely a tomb robber!"

When the archaeological team and the police surrounded Chen Mu...

Chen Mu directly threw out the family tree: "What tomb robbing? I'm here to repair the ancestral tomb!"

Another perspective:

I have seen many tomb robbers, and I have also seen many people from the archaeological team. Chen Mu has nothing to do with either of them. He... is a brutal bandit!

Big Zongzi: I had just stepped out of the coffin when I was slapped twice. I clearly remember he only said two words... Robbery!

Queen Jingjue and Queen Mother of the West: He said he wanted to talk about ideals and life, on that dark and windy night...!

Weird Red Snake: I never knew I was such a delicacy!

…

The human body has 360 acupoints that can absorb spiritual energy, allowing warriors to seize the destiny of heaven and earth and achieve the supreme path. However, the acupoints are not born with the ability to absorb spiritual energy, but need to be opened through acquired practice.

Lin Luo has very poor bone structure and only has three activated acupoints at the age of seventeen. However, after being knocked unconscious by a broken tripod and becoming a laughing stock of the family, he got a great opportunity and opened a road to heaven!