[First update on the 24th, two more to come after you wake up. Mmmmm.] Thank you to all the fairies who support the original version; it's you who made this story thrive.] [Next page, similarly completed story, "Charming Her"] When Queen Xia Ji opened her eyes, she had traveled from the Spring and Autumn Period to become a small-time celebrity in the modern era. Determined to live a more carefree and unrestrained life, she unhesitatingly formed a pact with the Siming System. "Complete every mission and you'll receive a reward." "Any reward?" "Yes, you can destroy everything you want." #There's nothing a kiss can't solve; if there is, two. # Reading Tips 1. The heroine is a slutty, bitchy, and despicable woman. Everyone loves her; she's the prettiest, the most beautiful, and everything she does is right. 2. Please disapprove of negative points and personal comments. Please click the cross if you don't like it. Don't make things difficult for yourself. Any malicious comments will be 100% retaliation. The author is very aggressive and will curse. No advice is needed. 3. More than 9,000 words are updated daily. The author’s Weibo is @晋江耿CANCAN. You will know the updates in advance.

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"I thought of a question."

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"Most weirdos are afraid of sunlight, which is produced by the sun through the nuclear fusion of hydrogen inside."

"??"

"The sun is a nuclear fusion. Aren't hydrogen bombs also a nuclear fusion? If I detonate a hydrogen bomb, will the light radiation produced also have the effect of eliminating weird things?"

"???"

It’s just a story about a Chinese student who was able to easily and happily exorcise spirits in Tokyo.

This book contains a lot of phobias about lack of firepower, cross-server chatting, enlightenment, strange brain circuits, and reverse brainstorming. Please read with caution.

The immortal fate is encountered in the state of death, but the road to immortal cultivation is even more difficult!

Because the dying immortal cultivators need to experiment with incomplete skills, Xu Fan, who has low qualifications, is accepted as a disciple.

The power of the Taoism released by this incomplete skill is only half of that of ordinary people.

Is it a blessing? Is it a disaster?

Open your eyes, the world is already full of scars.

Deception, betrayal, conspiracy, concealment, hypocrites, real villains.

This is destined not to be a peaceful cultivation. Let's see Xu Fan stand proudly between heaven and earth in the face of hypocrisy!

Three hundred years since the founding of the Great Jin Dynasty, the fortune of the country has been prosperous. In the imperial court, there are great Confucianists who make their promises.

Zuo Daoqi traveled to this world and became a little eunuch who was about to be thrown into the cold palace.

The court was treacherous, and the rivers and rivers were vicious. He just wanted to live on honestly.

But accidentally opened the script of life, can see through other people’s future scripts, and can get rewards after completing tasks.

The first thing that caught my eye was a little loli who was about to become an empress…

From then on, Zuo Daoqi planned to stay in the cold palace, study the game script well, and train the future empress by the way.

In my spare time, I’ll talk to the queen mother, imperial concubine, princess and so on.

His original purpose was to protect himself, so that he could leave the palace as soon as possible and become a rich man.

…

Until one day, a little eunuch came to Zuo Daoqi’s side,

“Nine thousand years old, the empress dowager said it’s time to serve her tonight.”

When he woke up, he returned to the battlefield of Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895 in the late Qing Dynasty. Tragically, he found that he had become a glorious prisoner.

Where to go, Wei Jichen had no choice but to slap his thigh: Fuck him, defeat the Japanese, defeat Tsarist Russia, defeat the United States.

Is this time travel or a game? Wei Jichen found that he actually brought a super military auxiliary system.

warn! warn! Organisms with a friendliness level of -10 appear within 5 meters of the host.

Damn it! Friendliness, what the hell.

Main mission: cross the line of fire, lead at least ten prisoners to escape from the prison, and join the Qing army. The mission is completed, and the reward medal is worth 1,000.

Medal value, what the hell is this!

Caiyun Tongzi: My queen, something bad has happened. It seems that Emperor Xin has raised the nine-tailed fox as a pet.

Guang Chengzi: Teacher, Jiang Ziya is now trapped in the palace of Chaoge, cleaning the toilet...

If we traveled back to the Song Dynasty, would we be reciting poems, composing poems, and enjoying romance?

Or are you going to fight for world supremacy?

No matter what, let’s fill our stomachs first.