If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?

Lorne, who was invited to the banquet, saw the golden apple with the words "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess" engraved on the plate and the three goddesses in dispute in front of him. He smiled and picked up the knife.

The first step is to peel it and give the peel to Aphrodite.

"One thing I have to say is that you are indeed pretty. You can still see it as a layer of skin."

The second step was to cut the pulp and give it to Hera.

"You are a queen, but the whole Olympus, from eight hundred years old to beasts, can have sex with you. There are even men, women, and sheep. Since you can't save your face, I'll give you this face."

The third step is to give the remaining core to Athena.

"I was supposed to be born as a male god and inherit the throne of Zeus, but I lost the seed because of Zeus, so I will give you this fruit seed."

Aphrodite clenched her fist, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena summoned the spear and shield...

Upon seeing this, Lorne quickly took a step back, keeping Eris, the goddess of discord in the crowd, firmly in front of him.

"You still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me, I can unite them in one fell swoop. Even you can't compare to me."

"..."

Looking at the Greek gods sharpening their swords around them, Eris fell into silence.

"The more the Holy See supports me, the more it means I am doing the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means I am doing the right thing."

"If even the heretics praise me, it proves that I did the right thing. If the heretics don't say a word, it shows that I did something impeccable!"

"If the Holy See opposes me, it means that they have all degenerated into evil heretics. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means that I have done the right thing."​

In 681, Ansu, the youngest Pope in the history of the Holy See, was crowned Holy Pope. He delivered a speech and gave important instructions for the subsequent de-deification work. Pope Anzu emphasized:

"And now both the Holy See and heretics are against me, which just shows that I am on the right path!"

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685 years.

"It's not that the evil god can't be summoned, but it's more cost-effective to choose him to take the stage."

Sylvia, the former Saint of the Demon Tribe, commented this way.

As soon as these remarks came out, they instantly aroused the attention of all walks of life - the large-scale documentary "The Legend of Pope Anzu" will continue to be broadcast for you.

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This is the story of a top evil player speeding through a fantasy world.

【Hokage+choice+relaxation+single female protagonist+daily life】

Travel through time and become Uchiha Obito, gain a god-level selection system, and become stronger by solving questions.

With the power of one person, he can change the style of the Hokage world.

Madara: My grandson Obito has the qualities of an emperor!

Hashirama: Young man, you seem to be less reliable than little Tsunade.

Third Generation: I have never seen such an outrageous kid as Obito.

Danzo: The inherently evil Uchiha Obito!

Minato: Why did I accept Obito as my student in the first place?

Lin: Kakashi, you and Obito must be happy!

Kakashi:...? ? ?

Suddenly finding herself in a rural setting, Lin Caisang became the village's renowned 'Star of Wealth and Honor'. Surrounded by unique relatives, they treated her as if she were a rare panda—held preciously in their palms for fear she would fall and gently kept in their mouths lest she dissolved.

Meet the exceptional relatives:

The Powerhouse Father, who declared, "You want Sangsang to get married? You'll have to get past me first."

The Stingy Mother, questioning, "What does she need a husband for? She can have all the fine food and a carefree life with me!"

The Sly Grandfather, suggesting, "Girls shouldn’t have to do the dirty, tiring work. Quick, call over your brother!"

The Majestic Grandmother, fiercely proclaiming, "Who dares to bully Sangsang? Let them face a fight to the death with me!"

The Protective Brother, assuring, "Little sister, all the good food is for you. I am not hungry!"

Holding her flabby flesh, Lin Caisang wept without tears: "Let me go! I need to lose weight!" Meanwhile, the strikingly handsome, icy man next door not only protected and spoiled her in secret but also had a not-so-simple identity.....

At the end of the Immortal Yuan Dynasty, thousands of people are competing for the throne. They want to join the No. 1 Immortal Sect, but they have a strange book left by the founder of the Demonic Way. I follow God's will and go against my fate. I have no regrets in this life.

Wright accidentally obtained the time travel system and came to the world of Harry Potter that he longed for. He thought he could use the golden finger of the system to punch Dumbledore and kick Tom the Devil, but he didn't expect that this was really just a 'time travel' system. ah! Co-author You can only travel through time? !

The ultimate goal of dark alchemy is to master both matter and magic! --Wright Pass

Also: If a Muggle woman named Rowling asks you about this story, just say you know nothing.

Traveling through Hogwarts, Lu Ke is emotionally stable. Who is not a little wizard? It was just that when I was eleven years old, it was too hot, so I suffered from heatstroke when I went out to deliver the letter and the owl never delivered it. The original body traveled through time and was a squib. It didn’t matter. He hit Dumbledore as soon as he traveled through time.

Troubled times have come to the world, and mortals are in danger.

Only strong power is the greatest guarantee.

Boxing is power!

One side sacrificed the heavenly monument, giving Jiang Che the confidence to run rampant in this troubled world.

As long as he sacrifices resources of equal value, his cultivation level will increase infinitely.

Practicing martial arts and martial arts can even be accomplished in an instant.

[Sacrifice goal: enhance physical fitness. 】

[The price of the sacrifice: two kilograms of blood, ten kilograms of bones, twenty kilograms of meat... Do you want to sacrifice? 】

【Sacrifice! 】

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[Sacrifice goal: sanctification of the body. 】

[The price of the sacrifice: the dragon vein of the dynasty, the fate of the country for a hundred years... Do you want to sacrifice? 】

Three hundred and fifty years after the end of the world, there was a gap in darkness and civilization was annihilated. Peak came to the barren wilderness and experienced incompatibility and integration with the values ​​of the new world. In the process of continuous exploration, he searched for the reasons for the cessation of human civilization, and in In the struggle against the doomsday ruler, he constantly unearths the truth of history, transforming from an unexpected traveler into a leader leading mankind to find the revival of civilization.

Two days after landing, I saw a great sun blooming on the earth, and storms, cold waves, famines, hungry ghosts, evil ways, divine dynasties, and demons followed one after another.

Yu Ziqing first set a small goal, not to starve to death.

Then he will create a strong enough backer for himself, and practice with peace of mind until no one can kill him.

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As long as there is enough information, there is no enemy that cannot be defeated.