第1节

Section 1

A: "Have you read Bleach?"
B: "Yes, I have. It's about Ichigo, a rare character in a long series whose personality remains unchanged, and who protects the world from beginning to end..."
A: "No, I'm talking about the tyrant Soul King Ichigo, who repeatedly assaults the world with his Soul Fist, pinning the strongest people from the three realms to the ground and humiliating them severely."
B: "What did you say?"
A: "Have you read Naruto?"
B: "... Uzumaki Naruto's odyssey through the ninja world?"
A: "No, I'm talking about the Emperor Uzumaki Naruto, who launches an eternal expedition against the Digital Evil God in the endless subspace."
B: "Don't you fucking melt down."
A: "Have you read Detective Conan? The story of Moriarty and Conan fighting super criminals?"
B: "Shut up, here's a link."

A:”你看过死神嘛？”B:“看过呀，一护嘛，难得长篇连载中人设不变的角色，将守护贯彻始终……“A:“不，我说的是以灵子颠佬之拳不断殴打世界，将三界强者摁在地上狠狠羞辱的灵王暴君一护的故事。“B：“你说啥？”A:“你看过火影忍者嘛？“B：“……漩涡鸣人纵横忍界？”A:“不，我说的是帝皇漩涡鸣人，在无尽的亚空间中向着数码邪神发起永恒的远征的故事“B:“你TM别融了“A：”你看过名侦探柯南嘛，莫里亚蒂柯南激战超级罪犯的故事？“B:“闭嘴吧，给个链接。“本书又名【低维上帝从魔改死神开始】，【二次元的搞事上帝】，作者已有三本VIP作品，共计九百万字的完本记录，可放心追读。