第1章 史上最废禁术？

The most useless forbidden technique in history?

Psychologist Su Yu found himself becoming a "ghost" in the Naruto world.

An immortal, yet indestructible, Impure World Reincarnation that cannot fight, cannot be perceived, and even has no sense of taste.

His only obsession is to truly come back alive.

"Ding, strong emotional distortion detected, rescue mission initiated."

【Mission 1: Uchiha's Twilight】

Clue 1: Appease your best friend Uchiha Kagami and obtain the "Mangekyo of Trust".

Clue 2: Stop Danzo's "root of genocide" plan.

Clue 3: Give young Fugaku a psychology lesson called "Love and Peace."

Mission 2: The Three Ninjas' Crossroads

Challenge: Enlighten Orochimaru, who is obsessed with immortality, and make him understand the meaning of "living".

Challenge: Cure Tsunade's hemophobia caused by the death of her lover and brother.

Challenge: Tell the confused Jiraiya that there is more than one choice for the "Child of Prophecy".

In order to get the reward of real taste, Su Yu began his journey of redemption through "mouth persuasion".

He saved Kushina, but made Minato wary of him; he stopped Obito from turning evil, but made Rin develop feelings for him that went beyond friendship; he changed the tragedies of countless people, but found that Nagato's Reincarnation Technique might never be activated.

He healed the entire ninja world, but was getting further and further away from his goal of "resurrection".

When Black Zetsu regards him as his greatest enemy, and when the whole world is searching for the true identity of this "Eternal Sage".

Su Yu sat on the Hokage Rock, looking at the ramen exchange voucher in his hand with distress.

"I saved everyone, who will save me?"

心理师苏羽发现自己成了火影世界的“幽灵”。
一个不死不灭，却无法战斗、无法被感知、甚至没有味觉的秽土转生体。
他唯一的执念，就是真正地活过来。
“叮，检测到强烈的情感扭曲，开启拯救任务。”
【任务一：宇智波的黄昏】
线索1：安抚挚友宇智波镜，获取“信任的万花筒”。
线索2：阻止团藏的“灭族根源”计划。
线索3：给年幼的富岳上一堂名为“爱与和平”的心理课。
【任务二：三忍的歧路】
挑战：开导沉迷于永生的大蛇丸，让他明白“活着”的意义。
挑战：治愈纲手因恋人与弟弟之死留下的恐血症。
挑战：告诉迷茫的自来也，“预言之子”不止一个选择。
为了获得真实味觉的奖励，苏羽开始了他的“嘴遁”救赎之路。
他拯救了玖辛奈，却让水门对他充满警惕；他阻止了带土的黑化，却让琳对他产生了超越友谊的情愫；他改变了无数人的悲剧，却发现长门的轮回天生之术可能永远不会发动了。
他治愈了整个忍界，却离自己“复活”的目标越来越远。
当黑绝将他视为最大的敌人，当全世界都在探寻这位“永生智者”的真实身份时。
苏羽坐在火影岩上，苦恼地看着手里的拉面兑换券。
“我救了所有人，谁来救救我啊？”