第1章 喝水都能塞牙，我是真霉星！

Even drinking water can get food stuck in my teeth. I am such an unlucky person!

Is the alchemy elder arrogant? Excuse me, if I pass by your alchemy room, your furnace of divine pills will explode into charcoal.

The Holy Land wants to destroy me? I'll give myself three days and three nights of diarrhea, and your mountain protection formation will collapse on the spot due to "disrepair"!

The sect's patriarch pointed a finger, ready to wipe out this unlucky star of mine! I slammed him flat on his face! The next second, his natal immortal sword shattered into pieces, his ten thousand years of cultivation instantly lost, and a meteorite from outer space smashed precisely into his crown! The patriarch died with grievances, while I silently watched the system prompt: [Bad luck transfer successful, bad luck value +99999!]

Years later, when I became a taboo that all gods and demons feared, I just threw up my hands helplessly:

"I really didn't want to be the mastermind behind this. I just wanted to survive, but you had to mess with me, a poor bastard!"

炼丹长老很嚣张？不好意思，我路过你丹房，你一炉神丹就得炸成炭。
圣地想灭我？我先给自己来个三天三夜拉肚子，你护山大阵就得因“年久失修”当场崩溃！
宗门老祖一指点出，要将我这霉星当场抹杀！我反手就是一个平地摔！下一秒，他本命仙剑寸寸崩裂，万年修为当场走火入魔，天外陨石更是精准砸在他天灵盖上！老祖死不瞑目，而我，只是默默看着系统提示：【厄运转移成功，霉运值+99999！】
多年后，当我成为让诸天神魔都闻风丧胆的禁忌时，我只是无奈地摊手：
“我真没想当幕后黑手，我只是想苟活，但你们非要来惹我这个倒霉蛋啊！”