第01章 长得这么好看，你还想退婚？

You're so beautiful, and you still want to cancel the engagement?

【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

【爆笑指数★★★★★】
【玄幻穿越+无系统+无脑搞笑+爱看爽文请绕道+玻璃心慎入+请在开篇寄存脑子再看】
      上古剑神为保六道安宁，不惜与魔祖同归于尽，而后逆世重修。因魔祖临死前对其种下诅咒，致其重生后中途失忆，仅剩下前世穿越前的记忆，一路无脑重修，爆笑连连……
【PS：强烈建议前期用上帝视角看书，别过于代入猪脚会看得很爽】
叶飞：我穿越了？
金手指呢？
无！
系统呢？
无！
原主记忆呢？
无！
我应该是个大帅比吧？
奇丑无比！
这特么我能活过三集？

叶飞：爹，你长这么帅，我长这么丑，我真是你亲生的吗？
叶飞父亲：啊？这事你是什么时候知道的？
叶飞：爹，你不是说我们叶家有三大废物吗，你，我，还有一个是谁？
叶飞父亲：你爷爷，咱这废物特么是祖传的。
叶飞：爹，我以前一定是个绝世天才，应该是中途才变成废物的吧？
叶飞父亲：你一直就是个废物，从生下来那天就是！
叶飞：爹，人家把我从小打到大，你都不帮我的吗？
叶飞父亲：我帮你？你开什么玩笑？我小时候也是被他爹这么一路揍大的，我要帮你了，他爹岂不又得揍我！
叶飞：你也是被他爹这么一路揍大的？那爷爷当年难道没帮你？
叶飞父亲：废话，你爷爷也是被他爷爷这么一路揍大的！
叶飞：……