第1章 我真的真的真的不想加入截教哇！ 

I really, really, really don’t want to join Jiejiao!

Su Yun traveled through the ancient times and happily got a system that allowed him to become stronger by lying down. It is no longer a dream to become a saint by lying down!

When the Three Pure Ones accepted disciples, he prayed frantically: "Human Sect! Chan Sect! Choose me! Jie Sect is doomed, don't touch me!"

Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said, "This boy has a unique bone structure and is destined to be with me. Join my Jie Sect!"

[This is complete! I'm on the special train for those who are not on the Conferred God List! Zhao Gongming died tragically! The Three Heavenly Gods are dead! The ten thousand immortals' coming to pay homage has turned into a ten thousand immortals' funeral!]

Tongtian: ???

[What? You want me to compete with that traitor Long-Eared Dingguangxian? Boss, are you trying to get me on the list early?!]

Tongtian:!!!

Su Yun: "Master, I have a shallow foundation and just want to lie down..."

Tongtian: "Lie down? No, you don't want to! Let me take you to Biyou Palace, Wahuang Palace, Yuxu Palace... and take a look!"

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苏云穿越洪荒，喜提摆烂系统躺着就能变强，躺赢成圣不是梦！
  三清收徒现场，他疯狂祈祷：“人教！阐教！选我！截教死路一条别碰我啊！”
  结果通天教主大手一挥：“此子骨相清奇，与本座有缘，入我截教！”
  【完犊子！上了封神榜钉子户专列！赵公明惨死！三霄凉凉！万仙来朝变万仙送葬！】
  通天：？？？
  【啥？让我跟长耳定光仙那个二五仔？大佬您是想提前送我上榜吗？！】
  通天：！！！
  苏云：“师尊，弟子根脚浅薄，只想躺平...”
  通天：“躺平？不，你不想！且为师去碧游宫、娲皇宫、玉虚宫...转转！”
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