第1节

Section 1

"Name? Age? Why are you sleeping naked on the street?" "Miyazawa Yu, male, 20 years old, no smoking, no drinking, no bad habits, my dream is to build my own crystal palace and try not to be killed by a hatchet!" There was a delicious pork chop rice in front of him, but Miyazawa Yu was unmoved. With his hands supporting his chin, he made the classic pose of Commander Ikari, with a firm look in his eyes, and declared to the uncle in the hat in a righteous manner! "I report it! The wine was bought by Kitahara Iori! My clothes were also taken off by him! Hurry up and catch him!" "Well... I'm sorry, Mr. Miyazawa, Mr. Kitahara next door also reported you for running naked after drinking..." "What! It's that jerk who is slandering me! He slandered me ah ah ah!!!"

“姓名？年龄？为什么要光着身子睡在大街上？”“宫泽悠，男，20岁，不抽烟不喝水，无不良嗜好，梦想是建立属于自己的水晶宫，争取不被柴刀掉！”面前摆着美味的猪排饭，但宫泽悠对此不为所动。双手撑住下巴，他摆出碇司令的经典姿势，眼神坚定义正言辞地向帽子叔叔声明！“我举报！酒是北原伊织买的！我的衣服也是他脱的！你们快点把他抓走口牙！”“嗯……很遗憾宫泽先生，隔壁的北原先生也举报你酒后爆衣裸奔呢……”“纳尼！是那个瘪三在诽谤我！他诽谤我啊啊啊！！！”