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My name is Jonson Joffrey, I'm 14 years old and a student. I live in the Andari community and go to Andari Public High School. I go to school at 8 o'clock every day and leave school at 5 o'clock. I study hard, never smoke, drink, or play games, and I only dabble in them. I go to bed at 10 o'clock in the evening and sleep for 8 hours a day. Before going to bed, I must read some world classics and drink a glass of warm milk. I fall asleep as soon as I get into bed and sleep until dawn, never leaving fatigue and stress to the next day. Everyone says I'm ordinary. Yes, I really just want to be an ordinary high school student. Okay, Mr. Jotaro, don't look at me with such suspicion. I enjoy ordinary high school life. I don't know anything about Stand users, or that I am not half-brothers with Yangko Star, and I don't want to be a perfect villain who destroys the world. [A super serious JOJO fanfiction about the adventures of ordinary people in the JOJO world]

我的名字，琼森·乔弗里，14岁，是学生。    住在安达利社区一带，在安达利公立高中上学，每天八点上学，五点放学。    我读书认真，从不吸烟喝酒二次元，游戏仅浅尝辄止。    晚上十点睡觉，每天睡足8个小时。睡前必须看一会世界名著，喝一杯温牛奶。    上了床马上熟睡，一觉到天亮，绝不把疲劳和压力留到第二天。    所有人都说我很普通。    对，我真的只想做个普通的高中生。    好了，承太郎先生，别用那种怀疑的眼光看我。    我享受普通的高中生活，并不知道什么替身使者、和秧歌star不是同父异母的兄弟、更不想做毁灭世界的完美反派。    【一本超正经的JOJO同人，关于普通人在JOJO世界的冒险】