第1章 快要饿死 土匪又至

I'm almost starving to death. The bandits are coming again.

[Fantasy + imagination + invincibility + multiple female protagonists + a bit of nonsense + relaxed and joyful + mindless running] Ning Chuan traveled through another world, awakened the supreme horizontal training system, killed people to explode attributes, and refined his body to ten thousand levels.

Sign in to "The Thirteen Taibao Horizontal Training"! You need to practice thirteen kinds of skills: iron head, teeth, neck, shoulders, chest, back, waist, arms, elbows, palms, fingers, crotch, and spear.

When practicing this skill, you need to place the training part on an iron post and smash it with a sledgehammer until three-foot sparks appear, then you will achieve the magic skill!

The test of success is that every part of the body can be hardened into steel plates. A head bang will make a dent in the steel plate, and a poke will make a hole in the steel plate...

If you want to achieve quick results, couples can practice together for twice the result with half the effort. However, the noise is too loud, like the friction of steel bars, which can cause teeth ache and easily disturb others. If there is a strong person next door, be cautious when practicing!

Practice with the opposite sex... Rumor has it that there are dozens of sinister martial arts such as iron scissors and iron clamps, which are specifically designed to deal with half-baked "Iron Spear Kung Fu"!

Young man, the world is full of tricks, so you must be extremely careful before you master your skills. If you encounter the "Iron Scissors Skill", I'm afraid you won't be able to control it!

As per the old rules, martial arts practitioners must adhere to martial ethics. Those who have not yet perfected their skills are forbidden to marry, as this may easily hurt innocent people!

A warrior with a ten-thousand-level body training fears no poison. I love a piece of firewood, and even three hundred pounds of it can withstand it? However, there is a huge weakness: the blood and qi are too vigorous, and they can't withstand provocation, so...

Come on, young man, hold on tight and don't stick your head or hands out of the window!

【玄幻+脑洞+无敌+多女主+加点无厘头+轻松愉悦+无脑狂奔】宁川穿越异界，觉醒无上横练系统，杀人爆属性，炼体到万重。
        签到《十三太保横练》！需练铁头、齿、脖、肩、胸、背、腰、臂、肘、掌、指、裆、枪十三种功法。
       练此功时，需将练习部位放铁帖上，以大锤铛铛爆砸，至砸出三尺火星，神功方成！
       检验功成的标准，全身每个部位都能硬氪钢板，头撞钢板一个坑、一戳钢板一个洞...
        若想速成，可夫妻合练，事半功倍，然噪音过大，如钢筋摩擦，令人牙酸，容易扰民！隔壁有强者，练功需谨慎！
        换异性练之…传言有铁剪、铁夹等几十种阴毒武学，专治半吊子《铁枪功》！
        少年，江湖水深，功法大成前须慎之又慎，若遇《铁剪功》，怕你把握不住！
      老规矩，练武要讲武德，功法未圆满者，禁娶妻，易伤无辜！
      炼体万重武者，不惧万毒，我爱一条柴，三百斤下去没事？然有个天大的罩门，就是气血太过旺盛，经不住撩拨，于是…
     来吧， 少年，抓好扶好，头手不要伸出窗外！