第1章 不整活，就会死！

If you don't live, you will die!

A classic high-level martial arts fantasy world called "Xuantian Continent." Sects abound, dynasties coexist, races vie for supremacy, and strict boundaries prevail, where the strong prey on the weak. This worldview is guided by an underlying principle of "prestige above all else," where both righteous immortals and demonic giants place immense emphasis on dignity, demeanor, and a powerful demeanor.

I became a stepping stone villain destined for death after three chapters, awakening the [Abstract Crazy Criticism System] and relying on pranks to stay alive! I started by defeating the Son of Fortune with square dance music, then used a suona to bury his portable grandfather, and finally used cheesy love talk to burn out the Merciless Heavenly Dao's CPU!

一个名为“玄天大陆”的经典高武玄幻世界。宗门林立，皇朝并存，万族争霸，境界森严，弱肉强食。世界观底层遵循着一套“逼格至上”的潜规则，无论是正道仙尊还是魔道巨擘，都极其注重威严、仪态和强者风范。
而我穿成了三章必死的垫脚石反派，觉醒【抽象派疯批系统】，靠整活续命！开局用广场舞音响干翻气运之子，反手用唢呐给他的随身老爷爷送葬，最后靠土味情话把无情天道CPU干烧！