第1章 金身碎，铁骨生

The golden body is broken, the iron bones are born

I, Li Gang, an indestructible physical cultivator, failed in my attempt to pass the tribulation and was reborn in a magic school called Hogwarts!

At the beginning, I was given a fire stick, and then I was asked to recite some bird language spell that I couldn’t understand?

Sorry, as the only physical cultivator in this world, I firmly believe that all beings are equal and can be "physically liberated." The end of magic is my fist!

As a result, the style of Hogwarts painting completely went astray.

The Sorting Hat trembled on my head. "Help! He's all brawn for brains!"

A Halloween monster broke into the ladies' room? Sorry, I'll take him down with a sliding tackle and a chokehold. Faster than lightning!

The thousand-year-old basilisk in the secret room wants to wrestle with me? I'll show it what "dragon tendons and tiger bones" mean on the spot!

Dementors want to suck my soul? My blood and energy will burst forth, like the sun in the sky, and I will roast you to ash!

The Triwizard Tournament requires taming a dragon with bare hands? I simply rode on its neck and asked it, "If I punch you, you might die. Do you agree?!"

When I smashed Voldemort's Horcrux with one punch, he was completely stunned.

Finally, Headmaster Dumbledore grabbed his snow-white beard and roared at me in despair: "I beg you to stop demolishing the school! Physical exorcism is prohibited at Hogwarts!"

我，李罡，万劫不灭的体修大能，渡劫失败，竟重生在了一个叫霍格沃茨的魔法学校！

开局发了根烧火棍，还让我念什么听不懂的鸟语咒？
抱歉，作为此界唯一的体修，我坚信，众生平等，皆可“物理超度”。魔法的尽头，就是我的拳头！

于是，霍格沃茨的画风彻底跑偏了。
分院帽戴在我头上瑟瑟发抖：“救命！他的脑子里全是肌肉！”
万圣节巨怪闯入女厕？不好意思，我滑铲锁喉一套带走，快过闪电！
密室里的千年蛇怪想跟我摔跤？我当场让它知道什么叫“龙筋虎骨”！
摄魂怪想吸我灵魂？我气血全开，如大日当空，直接给你烤成灰！
三强争霸赛需要徒手驯龙？我直接骑在它脖子上问它：“我这一拳下去，你可能会死，服不服？！”

当我一拳干碎伏地魔的魂器时，他彻底懵了。
最终，邓布利多校长抓着他雪白的胡子，崩溃地对我咆哮：“我求你别再拆学校了！霍格沃茨禁止物理超度！”