第1章 我不懂剑法我还不懂战斗吗？

Just because I don't know swordsmanship, do I still not know how to fight?

Yue Buqun sighed deeply: "It would be fine if you followed the path of the Sword Sect, but you..."

Yu Lianzhou was heartbroken: "If I had known you would be like this, I would have passed on the Tiger Claw to you."

Qiu Chuji was helpless: "Evil creature! You...you...Alas! I'd better help you go to your uncle to ask for the Nine Yin Manual."

Uncle Jiu held his forehead and shook his head. "This one is the 'Corpse Refining Method,' and this one is the 'Taiyin Form Refining Technique.' Stop messing around with those crap of yours. I'm afraid that one day the Grandmaster will come down to earth to clean up the mess, and he'll clean me up too."

(PS: This book does not provide a place to store your brain. If you don’t need it while reading this book, just throw it away.

PS2: This book is also known as "Urgently Seeking Anti-Harmony Patch, Waiting Online" and "What's Dirty or Not, As Long as It Works")

岳不群喟然长叹：“你就算是走剑宗的路子也好啊，可是你这……”
俞莲舟痛心疾首：“早知道你会如此，我就将虎爪绝户手传给你了。”
丘处机无可奈何：“孽障！你……你……唉！为师还是帮你去师叔那里讨要《九阴真经》吧。”
九叔扶额摇头：“这本是《炼尸法》，这本是《太阴炼形术》，你别搞你那些破玩意儿了，我怕哪天祖师爷下凡清理门户，连我也一并清理了。”
（PS：本书不提供大脑寄存处，看这本书用不上那玩意儿，直接扔了吧。
PS2：本书又名《急求反和谐补丁，在线等》、《什么脏不脏的，好用就行了》）