第1章 程咬金的三儿子疯了（新书大吉，求收

Cheng Yaojin's third son went crazy (New book good luck, please collect

I traveled through time and space and came to Old Cheng’s house.

My father is a famous bully in the early Tang Dynasty. In the Cheng family, brothers fight tigers together. If there are six of us going into battle, are you afraid?

What else is there for the Cheng family's third son to be afraid of after having eaten the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard and drunk the soup of the heart of a wolf and the lung of a dog?

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some beggar's chicken to eat."

"Hehe... Little Sizi, where did these lotus leaves come from?"

"Brother Cheng San and I picked them in the Lotus Garden."

"...As expected, Cheng! Old! Third!"

"Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong with you? You look so scary."

"Zhao Kun, tell Cheng Lao San that if that brat dares to approach the Lotus Garden again, I will break his legs."

"Dad, Mom, I've brought you some delicious food again."

The face of Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty turned a little dark.

The virtuous Empress Changsun had veins visible on her smooth forehead.

"Dad, Mom, I brought you some delicious bamboo rice today."

"Isn't this the clump of bamboo that I like best?"

"Brother Cheng San made something delicious. Dad, Mom, please try it..."

"Hehehe... Cheng Laosan, good, good, good... Mm, delicious! Not bad!"

"Daddy, why do you like to grit your teeth when you speak?"

"Really? Hahahaha... You must have seen it wrong, little Sizi. Wait a minute, Daddy has something to do..."

"Go, tell that bastard Cheng Sanlang that if he dares to touch a single blade of grass or tree in this palace again, I will beat him to death."

穿越啦，穿越到了老程家。
我爹可是鼎鼎大名的初唐大恶霸，老程家，打虎亲兄弟，上阵六个娃，就问你们怕不怕？
吃过熊心豹子胆，喝过狼心狗肺汤的程家三娃还有啥可害怕的？
“爹，娘亲，我又给你们带叫花鸡给你们吃。”
“呵呵……小兕子，这些荷叶是哪里来的呀？”
“我跟程三哥哥到赏荷园里摘的。”
“……果然，程！老！三！”
“爹爹，娘亲，你们怎么啦？脸色好吓人啊。”
“赵昆，告诉程老三，那小子要敢再靠近赏荷园，朕打断他的腿。”
“爹，娘亲，我又给你们带好吃的来啦。”
大唐天子李世民脸色有些发黑。
贤良淑德长孙皇后，此刻光洁的额角也青筋隐现。
“爹，娘，我今天你们带好吃的竹筒饭。”
“这不是朕最喜欢的那丛方竹吗？”
“程三哥哥做的可香了，爹，娘，你们快尝尝……”
“呵呵呵……程老三，好好好……嗯，滋！味！不！错！”
“爹爹，为什么你说话喜欢咬着牙？”
“有嘛，哈哈哈……肯定是小兕子你看错了，等一下，爹爹有事……”
“去，告诉程三郎那混帐小子，他再敢动这宫内的一草一木，朕抽不死他。”