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I'm a time traveler and a complete 2D otaku. My lifelong wish is to spend the rest of my life with a paper-faced wife, while also saying "no" to 3D women. Well, it seems half of my wish has come true. One day, I was pulled into a mysterious chat group. Glancing at the member list, I fell silent. [American Scythe]: Just blew up a building. If any jerk dares to say anything again, I'll be the next one to go. [Devil Kinniku Rin]: Damn it! I've spent all my gems this month! Anyone got a way to get some money? Urgent, waiting online! [Herrscher of the Rice]: Tonight's dinner is tempura, Kiana... Oh, sorry, I sent this to the wrong person. [Marin]: Ahhhh! Anyone got any new slimy girls? Such love! ...Looking at this group of friends, all with different styles, but all my wives from my past life, I fell into deep thought again. Wait, isn't this a "2D Beautiful Girls Chat Group"? Why was I, a man, dragged into this?

我是个穿越者，也是个究极二次元宅，毕生心愿是和纸片人老婆们共度余生，顺便对三次元的女人说“NO”。好的，愿望好像实现了一半。某天，我被拉进了一个神秘的聊天群。看了一眼群成员列表，我沉默了。【美洲大镰】：刚炸完一栋楼，哪个杂鱼再敢哔哔，下一个就送他上天。【魔鬼筋肉凛】：可恶！这个月的宝石又花超了！谁有路子能搞点钱？急，在线等！【饭之律者】：今天的晚饭是天妇罗哦，琪亚娜……啊，抱歉，发错地方了。【Marin】：啊啊啊！谁有新出的黏滑女资源！究极的爱啊！……看着这群画风各异，但无一例外全是我前世老婆的群友们，我再次陷入了沉思。等等，这群不是“二次元美少女聊天群”吗？为什么我一个男的会被拉进来啊喂！