第1章：怎么老是要职称评定？ 

Why do we always need professional title evaluation?

Freshly promoted to a professional title, and before even receiving his first month's paycheck from his salary increase, teacher Lin Qi gloriously traveled through time. He became a gifted instructor at the Royal Academy of Magic in another world—noble, elegant, and promising. However, facing this mystical magical world, Lin Qi was heartbroken. What is "resonance of mind and elements"? — It's called macroscopic interference under quantum entanglement! What is "the ancient power of spells"? — It's just energy resonance induced by specific sound wave frequencies! What is "the mage's innate barrier"? — Bullshit! It's all due to a weak foundation and poor model-building skills! Thus, the students of the Royal Academy of Magic welcomed their most "unconventional" instructor ever. "Want to learn the forbidden spell 'Doomsday Meteorite'? First, give me your "Functional Modeling of Gravitational Acceleration and Air Resistance" to study..."

刚评上职称，还没领到涨薪后的第一个月工资，人民教师林奇就光荣地穿越了。他成了一位异世界皇家魔法学院的天才导师——高贵，优雅，且前途无量。然而，面对这个神神叨叨的魔法世界，林奇的内心是崩溃的。什么叫“心与元素的共鸣”？——这叫量子纠缠下的宏观干涉！什么叫“咒语的古老力量”？——不就是特定声波频率诱发的能量共振吗！什么叫“法师的天赋壁垒”？——放屁！都是基础知识不牢固，模型建构能力差！于是，皇家奥法学院的学生们迎来了史上最“离经叛道”的导师。“想学禁咒‘末日陨石’？先把《关于重力加速度与空气阻力的函数建模》给我研究...