第001章 这个和尚有点不一样

This monk is a little different.

"Congratulations, host. Because you've rejected the system's mission, you'll be randomly matched with a destined partner to assist you." Somewhere in the remote mountains and waters, a white tiger spirit, after cultivating for a thousand years, was chased by a rolling thunderbolt and forced to flee. Damn it, whether or not Tang Sanzang goes to the West to obtain the scriptures is none of my business! Guanyin: "Xuanzang, go and obtain the scriptures, and stop making trouble." "Okay, no problem, it's completely fine." Several days passed, and Tang Sanzang still hadn't made a move. Mu Cha: "Oh no, Avalokitesvara, Tang Sanzang has sprained his ankle and can't go on the road." Avalokitesvara: "Calm down, let Wukong and the others tie him up and take him on the road. I don't believe that monkey can't subdue him!" On the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth, said with a look of despair: "Why hasn't the master come yet? Did he get lost?" In Gaojiazhuang, Zhu Bajie looked warily at the sturdy monk carrying a white horse. The monk smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I'm just a knight passing by." In the Quicksand River, Sha Wujing jumped out of the water with a ferocious look, but saw a muscular gray-robed monk throwing the white horse directly across the river. Frightened, he quickly dived back into the river. "We agreed to fetch the scriptures to the West and give them to the disciple. What's the point of fetching the scriptures without a disciple? I'm tired and I'm going on strike! Otherwise, Buddha, can you express the scriptures to me?" Tathagata: "..."

“恭喜宿主，因为你拒绝了系统任务，将随机为你匹配一名有缘人为你助力。”某处穷山恶水，一名修炼千年的白虎精，被滚滚天雷追得落荒而逃。马蛋，这唐三藏去不去取西经，关本王屁事啊！观音：“玄奘，快去取经，不要闹了。”“好的，没问题的，妥妥的放心。”数天后，唐三藏依然没有动静。木叉：“不好了，观音大士，唐三藏他脚崴了，上不了路。”观音：“淡定，让悟空他们将他绑上路，本座就不信那泼猴制服不了他！”五行山，孙悟空叼着狗尾巴草，一副生无可恋道：“师傅怎么还没来？是迷路了吗？”高家庄，猪八戒警惕地望着扛著白马而来的精壮和尚，和尚笑眯眯道：“不要紧张，我只是一名路过的骑士。”流沙河，沙悟净凶神恶煞地跳出水面，却看见一名满身肌肉的灰衣和尚直接将白马扔过河对岸，吓得又赶紧钻回了河里。“说好的取西经送徒弟呢，没徒弟还取个毛线西经啊，贫僧累了，贫僧要罢工！要不，佛祖你把经书包邮快递过来？”如来：“......”