第一章

Chapter 1

[Column "After Becoming a Bad Spellcaster, I Conquered My Brother's Contemporaries" CP Touko 2024 (wwww)] [Skip Chapter/Chapter Updates - I'm Slowly Fixing Typos] The main story and extra chapters are now complete~ The text is the author's hard work, please support the original version! Tsukiyama Asari, tasked with achieving a "perfect ending," descends into a dangerous SSS-level world. To complete his mission and retire early, he employs several pseudonyms, repeatedly probing his way through the villain organization. However, due to the covert handover of tasks between these pseudonyms, the rules of the world automatically complete a beautiful, though uncertain, scenario. And so— [The First Rise of the Sun - Kasugagawa Shugo] Inside a building ablaze, a young police officer pushes against the fleeing crowd. His round, citrus-colored eyes reflect the flames, like sunflower petals and the sun. The Police Academy Team (gritting their teeth): Okay, beat this disregarding fellow to death! [Fireworks Flash: Bird Mist] The painless, white-haired boy sees no color. The wind from the window rustles his soft hair. He, like a ceaseless wind, is so transparent that he cannot be grasped. Rich Lady (gestures): Little Mist is definitely the face of our class. [Light and Shadow: The Dark Side of Hatani Miu] A mad smile flashes in the man's cold, gray eyes. The powerful monsters nurtured by the organization hide their claws within their ageless, delicate skin, waiting for the right moment to devour their prey. The Whiskey Team (ponderously): That gentleman's adopted son is truly unfathomable. [Spring Breeze and Rain: Suemitsu Sosuke] Former companions remain only tombstones, and the once selfless hero is now confined to a wheelchair and old injuries. The detective next door and a certain ace are both former selves and hopes. The senior, bent on death, is like the rain, fading away, burning the last glimmer of his life. Elementary School Detective: I learned this from Teacher Suemitsu in Hawaii (crossed out)! Tsukiyama Asari says: Beauty, strength, and tragedy, beauty, strength, and tragedy—as long as you are both beautiful and tragic, you are strong! System 003: I don't think you can make it... Well, I'll upgrade and add new features to help you out! ...But these two new features don't look serious. —Dimension Forum— [Lili, how many surprises do you have that I don't know about? Knock him out immediately and bring him home so he can be my wife and cook for me forever.] [Sonoko has a boyfriend too. Of the four childhood friends, only Kiri hasn't had a romance yet. She must be waiting for me to talk.] [Officer Shuigo, arrest me! I want to be handcuffed and locked up forever. Sooo ... Instructions (see chapter 1 for details): *Bento Relief Post* No CP, No Disappearance* Card Tearing, Late-Part Spinning Blade Warning* No CP in the main text (no single arrows, double arrows, or random arrows), but there is some heavy talk about CP in the forums, so please don't enter if you're not interested. / If there's heavy content, there will be a warning in the previous chapter. Feel free to skip ahead. [Bold and Serious] Thanks for reading! There are no discussion groups or reader groups. Please do not use this article/author as a platform to form or advertise groups. Thank you, w. Recommend the next book: "After Becoming a Bad Spellcaster, I Conquered My Brother's Classmate" 7495254. Matsuda Ika is a 17-year-old high school student with two older neighbors and a biological brother who died young, and a blonde guardian who is a social animal. Raised in an overly liberal environment, he successfully became the top delinquent at Teitan High School. Taken by his guardian to experience the summer program at Curse High School, he missed the school trip and returned as the only single child in his childhood friend group. To make matters worse, the waiter at Poirot Café, introduced to him by a friend, turned out to be the righteous passerby who had punished him that morning! The righteous bystander's pupils trembled. He was like he'd seen a ghost after being approached by him, wishing he could hide in the kitchen forever. Matsuda Ika, who immediately introduced himself:? Huh? This guy is not only preachy, but also discriminatory against this sexual orientation?! He was about to change to meet the new pink-haired graduate student who had just moved in. But before he could even see the graduate student's photo, the waiter who had fled appeared again, quickly turning off his phone. Amuro Toru: Then go on a date with me, Matsuda Ika-kun. Even if I had to sacrifice myself, I couldn't let my best friend's eccentric younger brother hit on the damn FBI! Matsuda Ika: Oh, he's the reserved type. == Amuro Toru found Matsuda's younger brother very difficult to deal with. First, he was a complete bad role model, rebellious and awkward like a little sea urchin, and he picked a random person every day to annoy. Second, he claimed to be able to see his brother's ghost and occasionally talk to the air. Furthermore, his relationships are highly questionable. He often spends the night with a white-haired, eye-patch-wearing man who calls himself his teacher, and returns covered in wounds. Finally, the new member of the organization, who calls himself a curse master and treats human life with indifference, looks remarkably familiar. Public security officer/waiter/Bourbon: Hesitant to speak.jpg Didn't this brat say he was going out with his guardian this afternoon? Why is he here?! Should he make an appointment with a psychologist first, contact the community to investigate his guardian, or just pack him up and give him a good beating? == Acting as an older brother, after arranging a year's worth of dates under the guise of a date, the blond public security officer goes to visit the graves of his former buddies as usual. Amuro Toru: I'll never harm your brother, don't worry. The date is just an excuse to discipline him and prevent him from going astray in the future. Six months later. Amuro Toru: How about you beat me up next time we meet? Officer Matsuda, who has watched the entire process in ghost form:... I'll beat you to death, you blond bastard! Theme: Illegal and criminal activities will be punished by law.

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