第一章 系统竟然……

The system actually...

I never thought that I could practice while walking and become a big boss even when lying down.

People say: Be a salted fish with dreams. You want to turn over, but accidentally the salted fish sticks to the pan.

Oops! It’s all over…

Is it the injustice of fate, or the hero’s triumphant song!

The legendary world where one controls the universe in his hands, steps on the stars, and flies with swords has really come into being.

All kinds of big guys gathered together.

The fairy said: Don’t soak me, there is no boiling water at home, so I can’t be cooked.

The boss said: Come, play mahjong?

Su Xun was very distressed because he was despised by everyone and flowers withered at his sight wherever he went.

As he famously said, no matter how handsome you are, you will always attract jealousy and hatred.

Other people’s handsomeness makes people chase them all over the street, but his handsomeness makes people chop him down all over five streets.

万万没想到，走路也可以修练，躺着也能成为大佬。
人说：要做个有梦想的咸鱼，本想翻身，一不小心咸鱼粘锅。
哎呀！完犊子了……
是命运的不公，还是英雄的凯歌！
传说中的手掌乾坤，脚踏星辰，御剑飞行的世界真的出现。
各种大佬，集聚一堂。
仙女说：你不要泡我，我家没开水，泡不熟。
大佬说：来，打麻将吗？三缺一
走到哪里，人见人唾弃，花见花凋谢的苏洵很是苦恼。
用他的名言说，就是帅掉渣了，总会造人嫉妒恨。
别人的帅，是让人追一条街，而他的帅，是被人砍五条街。