第1章 臭男人，你压我头发了

You're pressing my hair, man.

Li Tianxing accidentally travels to the world of Zongwu. Immediately after crossing over, he is abducted by the female version of Dongfang Bubai, who has been poisoned by a charm. He helps her detoxify the poison. After activating the side effect reversal system, Li Tianxing begins a life of turning things around.

[The host's kidneys have been detected to be overdrawn. The side effects have been reversed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a special talent: Iron Kidneys. Say goodbye to inferiority complex.]

[Detected that the host has obtained the peerless martial arts secret manual "Sunflower Manual", which reverses the side effects and can achieve success without castration. The more you practice, the more manly you become.]

[Detected that the host has obtained the peerless martial arts secret manual "Star Absorbing Technique", reversing the side effects, and the absorbed abilities can be used directly for personal use, and can also strengthen the foundation.]

【......】

The world is so big that there are all kinds of strange things. From then on, Li Tianxing became that strange thing.

In order to avoid being hunted down by Dongfang Bubai, Li Tianxing was forced to travel the world, where he encountered countless witches, demons, and fairies along the way.

Dongfang Bubai: "Li Tianxing, for the torture and humiliation you inflicted on me that day in the bedroom, I will repay you a hundredfold."

Yao Yue: "Little thief, I will repay you a hundredfold for the humiliation you suffered today."

Li Hanyi: "Anyone who wants to touch Li Tianxing must get past me first."

Xu Weixiong: "Li Tianxing is my man, I will protect him in Beiliang."

Zhang Sanfeng: "My friend is truly a remarkable man in this world."

李天行意外穿越到了综武世界，刚穿越就被中了媚毒的东方不败（女版）强掳，帮助解毒。随后激活了副作用逆转系统，李天行开启了逆风翻盘的人生。
【检测到宿主肾透支了，副作用逆转，恭喜宿主获得特殊天赋：钢铁之肾，从此告别自卑。】
【检测到宿主获得绝世武学秘籍《葵花宝典》，副作用逆转，不需自宫，也能成功，而且越练越爷们儿。】
【检测到宿主获得绝世武学秘籍《吸星大法》，副作用逆转，所汲取能力可直接为自己所用，且能稳固根基。】
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天下之大，无奇不有，从此以后，李天行便成为了那个奇。
为了躲避东方不败的追杀，李天行被迫行走江湖，一路上更是遇到了无数的妖女、魔女、仙女。
东方不败：“李天行，那日寝殿之内你对我的折磨和凌辱，本座定当百倍奉还。”
邀月：“小贼，今日之辱，定将百倍奉还。”
李寒衣：“谁要动李天行，先过我这关。”
徐渭熊：“李天行是我的人，他我北凉保了。”
张三丰：“小友真乃世间奇男子也。”