第1章 听劝系统

Persuasion system

In his previous life, Zhang Beixing died young due to health reasons, but was reborn back to his college days.

Looking at this young, healthy but weak body, he decided to exercise hard and strengthen his body starting today.

[Question: I want to improve my physique and become stronger. What should I do?]

Zhang Beixing went online for help, and the system happened to appear. As long as he listened to advice and completed other people's suggestions, he could gain ability points and become infinitely stronger.

"Running slowly? Then carry some weights! Carrying 50 kilograms of weight and running ten kilometers every day will definitely make you as light as a swallow."

"Lack of jumping ability? That's because you didn't step your left foot on your right foot. If you train like this, you can fly..."

"Want to learn some weapons for self-defense? Come on, who touches controlled knives these days? Just practice chopping tree stumps with a wooden sword. Swing the sword ten thousand times a day, and when you've mastered it, you can injure people with your sword energy."

"Want to learn some kung fu? Who still practices traditional self-defense these days? Times have changed! Why not try to deduce the 'Flowing Water Shattering Rock Palm' and the 'Origin of Qi Body'..."

“…”

As one outrageous suggestion after another was put forward by stupid netizens.

Several years later, Zhang Beixing was interviewed and asked how he became a 'superman'.

He smiled slightly: "Nothing, I just listen to advice"

Netizen: "??? We are just joking, are you serious?"

前世因身体原因，张北行英年早逝，却重生回了大学时期。
看着这具年轻健康但孱弱的身躯，他决定从今天开始努力锻炼，强身健体。
【提问：我想增强体质，不断变强，请问我要做些什么？】
张北行上网求助，恰巧系统出现，只要听劝，完成别人的建议就能够获得能力点，无限变强。
“跑得慢？慢就负重！负重五十斤，每日狂奔十公里，绝对让你身轻如燕。”
“弹跳力不足？那是你没有左脚踩右脚，如此锻炼你能上天……”
“想练点武器防身？拜托，这年头谁还碰管制刀具啊！就练木剑劈树桩，一天挥剑一万次，练至大成剑气可伤人。”
“想要学点功夫？这年头谁还练传统防身术啊，时代变了！不妨尝试推演‘流水碎岩掌’‘炁体源流’……”
“……”
随着一个又一个离谱建议被沙雕网友提出。
若干年后，张北行接受采访，在问及是如何成为‘超人’时。
他微微一笑：“没什么，我这人就是听劝”
网友：“？？？我们就是逗乐子的，合着你来真的啊？”