第1章 社死现场

Social Death Scene

[Weak and delicate beauty x cold and arrogant wolf dog]

A federal marshal in the interstellar era participated in an alien domain matching program at his younger brother's request. Originally believing that females were troublesome creatures, he didn't see any difference in marrying anyone. Until one day, he discovered his delicate match, calmly holding out a large can of insecticide and a pile of dead insects...

One day, Shen Xunhan, who lives on Earth, receives a strange number on her phone, claiming to be her genetically matched marriage partner. What a joke! The government even assigns partners? She's wheezing and coughing, running to the hospital constantly, and marriage isn't even on her radar. But... this handsome guy in front of her, his tail wagging with a serious expression, is the one assigned to her? Being of different species... dating online first? ...Hmm...for his face's sake, she might consider it.

The successful match between these two people was an accident...

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"The Zerg are insidious and cunning creatures. Stay away from them." - Xiu Albert

"Insects are rich in protein. You should get some nutrition." - Shen Xunhan

Until one day, the two of them looked at the bugs in each other's mouths in the holographic video and fell silent.

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Before:

Federal people: How can our outstanding federal marshal be matched with that weak alien creature? This is an insult!

after:

Federal Citizens: It's okay, come and insult me, I want pesticides and other things too! Please give me a bunch of such matches!

Federal people: Oh my god, I must be hallucinating. I actually think those damn Zerg are delicious. What should I do? I’m dirty!

【病弱娇软美人X冷漠傲娇大狼狗】
身为星际时代的联邦元帅大人应弟弟要求参与了外星域匹配计划，原本认为雌性都是麻烦生物的他并不觉得跟谁结婚有什么不同，直到某天他发现他的这个娇弱的匹配对象，淡定的拿出了一大罐杀虫剂以及一地的虫子尸体……
生活在地球的沈寻菡某天手机上出现了一个陌生的号码，对方声称是她基因匹配成功的结婚对象。笑话！国家还管分配对象呢？她这三步一喘，五步一咳的，天天往医院跑，结婚什么的根本不在她的计划范围内。只是……她眼前这个一脸严肃地晃着尾巴的帅哥，就是分配给她的对象？物种不同这事……先网恋？……唔……看在脸的份上，她可以考虑一下。
这俩人的成功匹配都是一场意外……
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“虫族是种阴险狡猾的生物，你离它们远点儿。”——修·爱尔贝特
“虫子的蛋白质含量很丰富啊，你该补充点儿营养。”——沈寻菡
直到某天，两人看着全息视频中对方口中的虫子，双双陷入了沉默。
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之前：
联邦群众：我们优秀的联邦元帅大人怎么能跟那弱小的外星生物匹配，这是侮辱！
之后：
联邦群众：没事，来侮辱我吧，杀虫剂什么的我也想要！这样的匹配对象请给我来一沓！
联邦群众：天哪我肯定出现了幻觉，竟然觉得那可恶的虫族很好吃怎么办，我脏了！