第一章

Chapter 1

[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity

【全文完】文案：接档《妖怪幼儿园》    栖无今年三岁，是地府的新上任的小阎王，但是地府衰败千年，又落后又穷，连她的奶粉都买不起。    -    后来，喝不饱奶的小阎王被鬼神们麻溜打包，和最帅的冷面判官一起送到了人间娃综，此去目的只有两个：挣钱，学发展。    小阎王和判官面面相觑。    判官压着脾气给她背上小书包：“以后我们各论各的，我叫您阎王大人，您叫我爸爸，好吗大人？”    小阎王抱着奶瓶：“好的，判官爸爸。”    但鬼神们没想到，这两颜值有多高，就有多不会营业。    综艺里其他直播间是温馨家庭日常，这边判官沉默寡言，只抱着小阎王上神龛，给她上香。    孩子们才艺多多，小阎王这里她总是自言自语，说自己是石头缝里蹦出来的，    小阎王成天想飞想穿墙，遇到轻生的人，她翻着生死簿，一本正经跟人讲道理：“死了很不好的，悄悄跟你说，地府很穷，阎王她都喝不起奶啦！”    【？】    【有点无厘头，但又很可爱怎么办？】    知道真相后的鬼神们：“…迟早要完。”    万万没想到，就这样的父女俩在人间会大火，替人破案、替鬼圆梦，还给地府带去了无限功德，救地府于水火。    【崽崽好治愈，看到小栖无，每天工作的烦躁都平息了。】    【崽崽说的那个位置真的挖出了千年前的将军墓！】    【我死了好多年的太奶奶托梦说地府里抢不到阎王的签名，让我抢一个是什么意思？】    【有特殊渠道，我看到特殊事件管理处的工作人员对崽崽很尊敬。】    【栖无广告照片打印出来了，请问是直接挂神龛上拜吗？】    而地府躁动的万鬼平息，发展水平迅速提高，通电通网，发动再就业，排队等投胎的鬼们再也不用挤奈何桥洞，还能在地府每天守着直播看小阎王！ps：（私设很多很多，勿考究，故事而已，不用较真，希望大家阅读愉快）(崽崽没有感情线，感情线是爸爸的，cp是主角栏后两个，架空私设，比心)接档文案：《穿成妖怪幼儿园园长后》    小八穿成了大山里一个幼儿园的园长，看着雾蒙蒙的远山，泥泞的山间小路，小八眼前一黑。    上任第一天，孩子们乖巧地排队站在幼儿园门口，个个水灵灵的，比电视上的童星都要好看。    小八受到会心一击，咬牙坚持，发誓一定要让孩子们走出大山！吃饱饭，穿暖衣！看更广阔的世界！    紧接着，一位孩子家长带着孩子找上门：“园长，我们家孩子去了猛妖班，回去以后尾巴都薅秃了，能不能给换到小妖班呀？”    小八：“？？？”    孩子转过来，露出了那条被薅秃了的尾巴，小八再次眼前一黑。    再仔细一看，幼儿园里的崽崽们，头上长犄角，屁股有尾巴，顶着毛茸茸的耳朵跑来跑去…    小八：…原来穿书真的不简单，前辈们诚不欺我。    小八一直兢兢业业，为了满足孩子们的超大饭量，学着别人开了直播挣钱——“妖怪幼儿园”    路人好奇点进来，一下子就被小妖怪们的耳朵尾巴萌住。    【这些耳朵尾巴太真实了吧！哪里有卖！有链接吗！】    小八：快！脱贫致富，做周边！    【这小兔子精居然不喜欢吃胡萝卜！】    兔子宝宝：我们兔子真的不喜欢吃胡萝北！    【小老虎精胆子也太小了，反差萌。】    老虎宝宝：可是那只孔雀真的好凶！    无数人打赏想要知道幼儿园的位置，却查无所获，妖怪幼儿园直播爆红，小八一跃成为全网最受欢迎美女园长。    在又一次直播中，观众们发现镜头里出现了一个身材修长，穿着粉色围裙戴着帽子的俊美男人。    【这是谁？离我老婆远一点！】        小八镇定道：“这是我们的幼师。”    话音才落，男人被孩子摘掉了帽子，露出两只长耳朵。    【卧槽！幼儿园居然招这种老师？道德在哪里？地址在哪里！联系方式又在哪里！】    【啊啊啊长耳朵戳了谁的癖我不说！】    而男人拿着帽子走到了小八身边，俯身，声音低缓还有点委屈：“你买的帽子，坏了。”立意:温暖，治愈，团结