第0章 序章：现实的重轭

Prologue: The Heavy Yoke of Reality

Stardew Valley has turned into a living hell! Farmer Lin picks up his hoe and smashes through the lies of utopia, only to discover that the cozy farm is actually a blood mine that devours souls!

​The corpses of the mechanical elves crawled out from the underground of the purple planet Morning Dew IV, and the fate of the two planets hung by a thread - the entire universe would be formatted in 24 hours!

​High-energy resistance group:

The Crystal Skeleton Man's left arm crystallized, and he split the Earth's core with a hoe: "This is my homeland, and even the gods cannot judge it!"

The spirit captain Abigail teleported through the wall, and before her body disintegrated, she carved three short and one long ultimate codes into the black hole.

​Blue-blooded witch Ella cuts her wrists to water the demon vine, and the mutated blue feather grass crushes the interstellar fleet.

​Cosmic-scale imagination:

The raccoon family chews through the divine cables! The cubs transform into crystal skeletons and destroy the AI ​​cleaners.

Memory dealer Wally resells childhood memories and becomes the key insider who detonates the Star

The hairpin is melted into a star gate key, and it pierces through the entropy hole with one hairpin!

​Stardew Valley Blood and Tears Poetry:

The rain of crystal bones is the unshed tears of my deceased wife, and the forge contains the obsession of my father who failed a thousand times.

When the entire universe lights up with the red light of "Never Return", the most inferior human beings become the igniters of Ragnarok!

星露谷变人间地狱！​​ 农夫林一抡起锄头砸穿乌托邦谎言，才发现温馨农场竟是吞噬灵魂的血矿​！
​紫色行星晨露IV地底爬出械灵族尸骸，双星命悬一线——24小时后全宇宙格式化​！

​高燃反抗团​：
​晶骸猛男左臂结晶化，一锄头劈开地核：“老子的家园，神明也休想审判！”
​灵体舰长阿比盖尔穿墙瞬移，肉身溃散前在黑洞刻下三短一长终极密码​
​蓝血魔女艾拉割腕浇灌妖藤，变异蓝羽草绞碎星际舰队​

​宇宙级尺度脑洞​：
浣熊家族啃爆神明电缆​！幼崽晶骸化团灭AI清洗者
记忆贩子沃利倒卖童年回忆，竟成引爆恒星号的关键内鬼
发簪熔铸成星门钥匙，一簪捅穿熵洞！

​星露谷血泪诗意​：
晶骸雨是亡妻未落的泪，锻炉里藏着父亲千次失败的执念
当全宇宙亮起“永不归巢”红光，最残次的人类成了诸神黄昏的点火者！​