第1章 说好的王炸开局呢？

Where's the promised royal flush start?

Transmigrating to a world of cultivation, Xu Changsheng discovered that besides having an ordinary, unremarkable face, he was utterly clueless about cultivation—he was completely ignorant of everything! He tried to cultivate Qi, but couldn't reach a breakthrough for ten years; he tried alchemy, but his furnace exploded; he tried weapon crafting, but his house burned down; he tried setting up formations, but was trapped inside for three days and three nights and nearly starved to death! Even the husky that had transmigrated with him had developed intelligence and was more talented in cultivation than him! Xu Changsheng didn't want to cultivate anymore, but why did everyone have to do this…? The sect leader earnestly pulled him aside: "Changsheng, you are the most outstanding genius our sect has ever seen in ten thousand years!" The Grand Elder, with tears in his eyes: "Changsheng, our sect will depend on you from now on! The future sect leader position is rightfully yours!" Xu Changsheng looked utterly bewildered: "Can't I just not cultivate?" Everyone: "No!" Xu Changsheng was on the verge of tears. Cultivating was too difficult for me!

穿越到修仙世界，徐长生发现自己除了长的平平无奇路人脸之外，对于修炼一途更是十窍通了九窍——一窍不通！他练气，十年不入境；炼丹，丹炉炸了；炼器，屋子烧了；布阵，被困在阵中三天三夜差点没饿死！就连跟着他一起穿越来的那只二哈都开了灵智，比他更有修炼天赋！徐长生不想修炼了，可是，你们为什么一个个都要这样啊……宗主语重心长的拉着他：长生啊，你可是咱们宗门万年以来不世出绝顶加绝顶的天才啊！太上长老老眼含泪：长生啊，咱们宗门以后全都要靠你啊，未来的宗主之位也是非你莫属！徐长生一脸黑人问号脸：不修炼行不行？众人：不行！徐长生欲哭无泪，我修仙太难了！