第1章.祸害重生，云华天塌了（修改）

Calamity strikes again, and Yunhua's world collapses (revised)

[Eavesdropping on inner thoughts + cheat ability + beloved by the group] Note: There is a male lead!

There are two evils in the underworld: one is a flower, and the other is a book.

After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, developed intelligence, it relied on its innate abilities to eat melons and do nothing all day.

After a thousand years, a red spider lily transformed into human form. Yama, the King of Hell, seeing her promising talent, made an exception and appointed her as Meng Po's assistant.

She did a good job at first, but the longer it went on, the more bored she became.

Until one day, these two bumped into each other.

They became inseparable, and things quickly spiraled out of control. You gossiped, and I listened to stories; slowly, they became two scourges in the underworld, even stripping a passing dog bare of its fur.

Even the King of Hell is worried!

We might as well send these two back to Earth for a makeshift rebirth, but those two are no pushovers!

They caused chaos in the underworld, and before anyone knew it, the two were bound together.

Prime Minister's Residence

[Little Shushu, are you sure this is really my dad?! How can he betray his own daughter like this?!]

[Little Flower, I checked, he's your biological father...]

Old Man Yun: ....

[Little scholar, does our emperor know that the only princess he has ever loved and cherished throughout his life is not his child?]

[Little Flower, as far as I know, this old emperor never knew until his death that he had raised someone else's daughter his entire life.]

The Emperor: ......

[Huh? Little Flower, I've discovered I can access Yama's storage ring!]

Really? Little Bookworm, quick... quick, bring out some treasures so we can see...

King Yama: ...Where did my things go?

[Little Flower, this man is rich, handsome, and short-lived. Why don't you take him in?]

Yunhua: ...

【偷听心声+金手指+团宠】注：有男主！
地府有两害：一害一株花，二害一本书。
掌管世间万物事的生死薄生出灵智后，凭借先天条件天天吃瓜不干事。
历经千年岁月，一株曼珠沙华化成人形，阎王见她资质不错，破例让她当了孟婆的助手。
刚开始她还干得不错，时间越久越是无聊。
直到某一天，这两家伙撞到了一起。
惺惺相惜，一发不可收拾，你扒八卦，我听故事，慢慢的成了地府的两害，连过路的一只狗，都被他们扒得连跟毛都不剩。
阎王愁啊！
干脆将这两家伙丢去人间回炉重造，可那只这两不是省油的东西！
搅得地府翻天覆地，一个不注意，这两个绑定在了一起。
丞相府
【小书书，你确定这真是我爹！有这么坑自家闺女的？】
【小花花，我查过，是你亲爹...】
云老爹: ....
【小书书，咱们皇帝老儿知不知道，他集万千宠一生的唯一公主不是他的种？】
【小花花，据我记载，这皇帝老儿到死都不知道，他替别人养了一辈子的女儿。】
皇帝老儿：......
【咦？小花花，我发现我可以通阎王的纳戒空间哟？】
【真的吗？小书书，快...快拿些宝贝出来瞧瞧...】
阎王：...我的东西去哪儿呢？
【小花花，这个男人有钱，有颜，还短命，要不，你收了？】
云华：...