第1章 道长你也加钟？道爷我这是悟道！ 

Taoist priest, you're adding a bell too? I'm here to attain enlightenment!

[Meme-based content + lighthearted humor + live fortune telling]

(The rating is inaccurate as it is newly released and will increase later. It is non-toxic and safe to consume.)

Lin Yang transmigrated to a world that didn't believe in Taoism, but ended up becoming a Taoist priest. Gaining enough faith points granted him various system rewards, and he quickly accumulated faith points. He decided to start a live stream, but the style of his streams gradually became more abstract…

"Master, I have failed her. She stayed by my side when I was at my lowest point and had no money, but I lost her when I became rich!"

Lin Yang: "She's a jinx to husbands!"

"Master, you can't hide your feelings for one person, but what if you like two people?"

Lin Yang: "Then you'll be able to hide it."

"Master! My right eyelid keeps twitching, what's wrong? Does it mean I'm going to lose money?"

Lin Yang: "A twitching left eye means good fortune, a twitching right eye means it's controlled by the brain..."

【玩梗+爽文+轻松搞笑+直播算命】
  （评分刚出不准，后续会涨，无毒放心食用）
  林阳穿越到一个不信道教的世界，偏偏成了一个道士，获得足够的信仰值就能获得各种系统奖励，也快速获得信仰值，他选择开启了直播，画风却逐渐抽象…
  “道长，我有愧于她，她在我低谷期，没钱的时候一直陪伴着我，有钱了却失去了她！”
  林阳：“她克夫！”
  “道长，喜欢一个人是藏不住的，喜欢两个人该怎么办？”
  林阳：“那你就藏得住了。”
  “道长！我右眼皮一直跳是怎么回事？是不是要破财了？”
  林阳：“左眼跳财，右眼跳是大脑操控...