第1章 遇事不要慌，先来一局斗地主

Don't panic when something happens, play a game of Dou Dizhu first.

[Fanfiction] + [Ultraman] + [Fun People] + [No Female Lead]

Lin Han: "Damn it! That bastard Magma alien... is still chasing me!"

Don't panic if you encounter danger; play a game of Dou Dizhu first.

Magma Alien: Damn it! Seven is still watching me! I dare not play this card! I absolutely dare not play it!

...

Lin Han: "Since I transmigrated, my back doesn't ache, my legs don't hurt, and running feels like flying close to the ground."

"This week's new ability is... infinite fission and proliferation!"

"Great! Nobody can stop me from sliding! Watch this slide..."

"The 99,999th slide tackle! Brothers! I'm here to help you! This is the final, lethal tackle!"

Watching one identical human after another endlessly slide and suffocate the monster, Zero silently dialed a phone number.

"Dad, come out with the uncles and see this miracle..."

【同人文】+【奥特】+【乐子人】+【无女主】
林寒：“特么的！马格马星人这个狗杂……还在追我！”
遇到危险不要慌，先来一场斗地主。
马格马星人：特么的！赛文还在看我！这牌不敢出！根本不敢出！
……
林寒：“自从穿越后，腰不酸了，腿不疼了，跑起来都像贴地飞行了。”
“这周的新能力是……无限裂变增殖！”
“太好了！谁都不能阻止我滑铲！看我一个滑铲……”
“第99999个滑铲！兄弟们！我来助你们！这是最后的必杀一铲！”
看着一个接一个完全一样的人类无限滑铲活活撑死怪兽，赛罗默默拨通电话。
“老爹，快和叔叔们出来看奇迹……”