第1章 七少爷跳大神

Seventh Young Master performs shamanistic rituals

[Female disguised as male] [1V1, sweet and gentle, no abuse]

Xiao Qishao, who has been bound to the Underworld App since childhood, has returned to the capital!

On her first day back home, she drew large symbols on the stone lions guarding the house with dog blood and refused to let anyone wipe them off.

Within two days, he went to the mass grave, dug up a fresh corpse, dragged it to the yamen, beat the drum to appeal for justice, and insisted that the person had died a pitiful death.

"This is even worse. Young Master Xiao was performing a shamanistic ritual in the courtyard, and his incoherent ramblings scared a little maid to death. What a tragedy!"

"..."

She's a ridiculous, stinky younger brother, despised by everyone and even dogs.

The Xiao family's one, two, five, and six older brothers all said: This child is definitely not their biological child!

She was also a Taoist master, with eyes as sharp as lightning.

Fortune telling, astrological analysis, feng shui consultations, yin-yang and yang divination, and life and death analysis—all of these require extra payment!

A dissolute and dissolute young man, ignorant and incompetent, yet his words are considered auspicious and fortunate.

She only wanted to work hard to achieve good results in order to increase her lifespan in the app, but she didn't expect to accumulate so much good karma that she accidentally became the Crown Princess!

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"My brother is possessed by evil spirits every day, and I've read through countless ancient books but still don't know how to cure this condition..."

"We can accept all of the above faults, but his homosexuality has serious consequences. This is the tenth time he has smiled at that jerk!"

"I fear I will be childless and without descendants. This throne... cannot be seized..." the Crown Prince pondered.

【女扮男装】【1V1宠无虐】
自幼绑定了地府APP的萧七少回京了！
回家第一日，镇宅石狮子被她用狗血画大符，还死活不让人擦。
没两日，跑去乱葬岗，挖出个新鲜尸体拖去衙门击鼓鸣冤，非说人家死得可怜。
“这次更可怕了，萧七少在院子里跳大神，神神叨叨吓死了个小丫鬟，造孽啊！”
“……”
她是荒唐臭弟弟，人弃狗嫌。
萧家一个、两个、五、六个哥哥表示：这孩子指定不是亲生的！
她还是玄门大师，神目如电。
算命望气看风水，阴阳乾坤卦生死，这些，都要加钱！
荒唐纨绔不学无术，金口玉言人有贵福。
她只想辛辛苦苦搞业绩在APP里换阳寿，却没想到阴德太多，一不小心成了太子妃！
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“我弟每天都中邪，我读遍古籍也不知道这个毛病该怎么治……”
“以上毛病我们都能接受，但他那断袖之癖后果太严重，这已经是他第十回冲着那个臭男人笑了！”
“孤怕是要断子绝孙，这皇位……不能抢了……”太子沉思。