第1章 我只是想修个水管

I just want to fix a water pipe

(No system, no rebirth, multiple female protagonists, the carefree life of a fisherman)

Yan Chu Jiu went to his wife's house to fix a water pipe, but was accidentally bitten and his body underwent a sudden change.

Unlock your inner water eyes, master turtle-like breathing, and gain the strength of an ox... From now on, you'll have a haul of overflowing catches, overflowing buckets of seafood, and overflowing fishing nets.

………

Yan Chu Jiu: You guys are fishing for turtles? Then I'll cast a line and try.

"call out--"

"Haha, he's gone to Earth!"

"Oh no, he's hooked a fish! It's huge, a giant one!"

………

Yan Chu Jiu: A girl is drowning? She's pretty, I'll go down and give it a try.

"Thump!"

"It's over. He hasn't come up for half an hour. He's probably done for!"

"Ah, he's up, he's up, and he even rescued the girl."

………

Yan Chu Jiu: You guys raise Tibetan Mastiffs? Then I'll try raising a local dog.

"Ugh!"

"What kind of dog is that? It's ugly and trashy!"

"My God, his dog can change color and dive underwater to find treasure!"

………

Yan Chu Jiu: You're on a blind date? Then let me ask my female fishing buddy if she has any oral sex.

"pretty girl…"

"Don't speak, just kiss me, and take me out to sea to ride the waves!"

（无系统不重生，多女主，钓鱼佬的快活人生）
严初九上门去给太太修了个水管，不小心被咬了一口后，身体竟然发生了突变。
开启水眼金睛，龟式呼吸，力大如牛……从此钓鱼爆护，赶海爆桶，捕鱼爆仓。
………
严初九：你们打龟？那我抛一竿试试。
“咻——”
“哈哈，他挂地球了！”
“啊，不对，他中鱼了，好大，是巨物！”
………
严初九：有妹纸溺水？长得不错，那我下去试试。
“卟嗵！”
“完球了，半个小时没上来，估计陪葬了！”
“啊，他上来了，上来了，还把妹纸救上来了。”
………
严初九：你们养藏獒？那我养条土狗试试。
“昂唔！”
“他那条是什么狗？丑不垃圾的！”
“我天，他的狗会变色，还能潜海寻宝！”
………
严初九：你们相亲？那我问下女钓友有没有口。
“靓女…”
“别说话，吻我，带我出海去逐浪！”