第1章 烧冷灶！

Turn on the cold stove!

"What? Offering incense makes you stronger?"

Lu Chen transmigrated to a world where everyone worships gods. As long as they offer incense, they can communicate with the gods and receive their blessings.

However, people flock to worship popular deities, causing these gods, who are already very popular, to have no shortage of offerings and end up not doing their jobs after receiving the offerings!

Lu Chen: "Since that's the case, I might as well go all out on a few obscure deities who aren't very popular, and start a fire in their cold stoves!"

So, while others were worshipping the God of Wealth Zhao Gongming, Lu Chen directly worshipped the God of Wealth Jun!

Lu Chen: "Lord God of Wealth, you are the Emperor God of Wealth, the most noble among all the gods of wealth. The others are blind to your worth."

The God of Wealth said, "Young friend, you understand me best! I've been struggling to make ends meet for years and was about to give up. You've rekindled my faith. Don't worry, I will definitely ensure your path to wealth is smooth."

Lu Chen beamed with joy: "Thank you so much for protecting me, Lord Juncai!"

...

While others were worshipping the God of Longevity, Lu Chen went straight to worshiping the King of Hell!

King Yama: "Boy, are you sure you haven't worshipped the wrong god? I am King Yama, don't you think I bring you bad luck?"

Lu Chen: "How could that be! The King and I hit it off immediately. Otherwise, would I ask you to be my godfather?"

King Yama: "Waaah, I'm so touched! You're the first person to worship me every day. From now on, you'll be my beloved son!"

Lu Chen: "Thank you, Godfather! As for my lifespan..."

King Yama waved his hand and said, "How dare you! I'd like to see which judge dares to touch you, and I'll break his pen in two."

Lu Chen: "Thank you for your kindness, Godfather!"

...

Staring at Lu Chen's longevity bar soaring into the sky, the birthday man was dumbfounded: "No, this, is this right?"

“什么，供香火就变强？”

路晨穿越到一个全民祭拜神祇的世界，只要祭拜香火，就能沟通神邸，获得庇佑。

然而世人一窝蜂得祭拜热门神祇，导致这些香火旺盛的神，根本不缺供奉，以至于拿了香火反而不办事！

路晨：“既然如此，老子不如猛攻几个香火不旺的冷门神仙，烧烧冷灶！”

于是，当别人在拜财神赵公明，路晨直接拜君财神！

路晨：“君财神大人，您是帝财神，财神中身份最为尊贵，其他人都有眼无珠。”

君财神：“小友还是你懂我啊！我香火潦倒多年，都已经打算摆烂了，是你让我重燃信心，你放心，本尊一定保你财路亨通。”

路晨喜滋滋：“多谢君财大人护佑！”

……

当别人拜寿星的时候，路晨直接拜阎王！

阎王：“小子，你确定没拜错神？本王可是阎王，你不嫌本王晦气？”

路晨：“怎么会！我和大王一见如故，不然我拜大人为义父？”

阎王：“呜呜呜，太感动了，你是第一个天天拜我的，以后你就是我的好大儿！”

路晨：“谢义父！那孩儿的寿命……”

阎王大手一挥：“大胆！我看哪个判官敢动你，老子直接把他笔撅了。”

路晨：“多谢义父垂怜！”

……

看着路晨直冲天际的寿元条，寿星人都傻了：“不是，这，这对吗？”